Happy Swinging Holidays

Swingers Guide - Happy Swinging Holidays

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I would like to take this time to tell everyone to have a safe and Happy Swinging Holiday Season. To all, Christmas (Christian, Roman Catholic, International) 5 – Ashura (Islamic, Muslim), St. Nicholas Day (International), Bodhi Day – Buddha’s Enlightenment (Buddhist), Hanukkah* (Jewish), Virgin of Guadalupe (Mexico), Santa Lucia Day (Sweden), Las Posadas (Mexico), Boxing Day (Canada, United Kingdom) and Kwanzaa (African-American) Hopefully I fit everyone in there.

Mike has some great holiday tips, that all holidays can take pride in. For instance, this Holiday Season, get some mistletoe, and hang it around, you may get a free kiss, a great holiday tradition. Personally around the holidays I am very generous…………so generous in fact, it is the time of year I get the most blow jobs. –Tis the season…… Jingle all the way and play with my sleigh bells!

Swingers Guide - Happy Swinging Holidays

christmas blow job

I always wear my belt buckle made of mistletoe to receive the gift that keeps on giving, or until something sweet is deposited, whichever comes first. But seriously, this time of year can ring in some pretty cool swinger parties. Ladies can dress up like Mrs. Claus, and have a gang bang elf party. Serve up some of….

Mike Hatcher’s Egg Nog:
2 oz light rum
6 oz milk
1 tsp powdered sugar
1 whole egg
nutmeg

Shake all ingredients (except nutmeg) with ice and strain into a Collins glass. Sprinkle nutmeg on top and serve. Tastes Great!

Swingers Guide - Happy Swinging Holidays

Mike Hatcher Last Holiday

Make sure to play it safe this season, remember, New Years there are a lot of casualties, so please take that into consideration. Don’t drink and drive, and play it safe. Have Fun All.

Make sure to give your keys to someone if you have had too much to drink and just try and be responsible and know your limits. If you are throwing a swinger party, you may want to collect keys from everyone. Be a responsible host, because sometimes, a person may get hurt. This is the season to be nice to everyone, so lets ring in the New Year, by being safe.

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Siri Hates Swingers

According to tech.fortune.cnn, Tellme by Microsoft  blasts “Swingers swap sex partners in prudish Singapore”.  Tellme is a voice operating system for a windows phone 7 system, like the Siri voice operating system is for the iphone. If you watch the video Siri became a foul mouth to me. Read on…………..

Swinging Humor - Siri Hates Swingers

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TechAu’s Jason Cartwright used a side by side voice off, by issuing voice commands to an iPhone 4S running Siri and a Windows Phone 7 system running Tellme. Apparently Siri passed with flying colors, but the Tellme, apparently did not.

I watched the video and maybe there were some settings he missed? He asks the phones to “Create a meeting tomorrow at 10 a.m.,” Tellme hears “create a meeting tomorrow at teen anal” and turns up an article entitled “Swingers swap sex partners in prudish Singapore”. From the video if you watch the swingers comparison, you will see Mike Hatcher interacting with Siri, in this parody and Siri is not nice, hopefully Siri is not telling the truth?

I don’t know about you guys, but I would rather go for the Microsoft Swinger friendly version right? Tellme, gave me no problems, but Siri had some interesting comments to share with everyone. It appears one of the phones is swinger friendly, me personally I have always liked Microsoft. Coming from Seattle I have nothing but love for them, and I know some Apple user out there is reading this getting ready to write a nasty negative comment. Well, that is what free speech is for, I know of this developer, gets a new iphone every 3months, and praises them.

I do like Siri though because I texted him a message that said “Illogical, Vulcan’s have no penis”………..low and behold, Siri repeated the message back in this cheesy voice……..OOPS!  Make sure to read a message always…….You never know who may be pranking you. All he got was a line that Said “Message From Mike Hatcher” Not thinking anything he said Play message, and good ole Siri repeated in voice, “Vulcans have no penis”.….Priceless! I think this guys accent through the Windows phone off, but that’s my opinion. The tester was Aussie and Microsoft probably programmed it for an American accent, before an update, never know. I have an Aussie friend that agrees with me, on this.

Swinging Humor - Siri Hates Swingers

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In closing, in this age of technology, swinging is becoming easier and easier to meet people, and as long as we have love for one another and love for technology, we can continue swinging until we are the majority rule. Don’t forget to use Swinglifestyle Mobile for your swinging needs.

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Swinger Culture

I hate reading all these blogs or swinger related material on the net called “swinger etiquette“. That term was coined popular by LifeStyle Magazine, and the word is so 2000.

Swingers Guide - Swinger Culture

swinger culture

The new term, is swinger culture. I have decided to put together a blog on swinger culture and how couples should act. A lot of thought went into this, as I felt that it was much needed in the swinging community, especially with some postings on Facebook. First off, to all my fellow swingers, that get stood up on your swinger date, listen up. I know it can be frustrating, and it does happen, so I plan to address this issue. The fact of the matter is the no shows, could be newbies and were scared.  I have compiled a list to follow in the swinger culture.

#1 Always remember you and your partner should never try or attempt to break up a marriage. I ran in to a couple that thought is was exciting to try and do this, that’s just sick and wrong.

Swingers Guide - Swinger Culture

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#2 When you make a date with another couple or unicorn, single male etc., always keep a date, and make sure to give enough time in advance if you cancel. Do not wait until 15 minutes before to come up with a lame excuse.

#3 Make sure the first meeting is no pressure and no strings, do not come on too strong, everyone has a different comfort level.  You and your partner should be prepared to swing if mutually agreed or give an honest answer if it does not work out.

#4 Very important, make sure you do not FORCE your partner into swinging. And honestly don’t make your partner take one for the team.

#5 Do not name drop of other swingers in your community, after all your swinging friends may not appreciate it. I had a guy brag that he is bi and blew this person or that, and even said things like “do you know who on the city council is bi”? Things like this are inappropriate.

#6 Hygiene! – Make sure you are clean, shaven………………CLEAN

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#7 When swinging make sure not to engage in any illegal activity in the group that may get someone else in trouble by guilt of association. One of my friends went to a party that got busted, there was marijuana, and he and his wife were arrested because someone there, hid the pot in her purse when authorities arrived.

#8 Be polite and kind, remember we are all human and have feelings, remember there is an emotional involvement which is reserved for the spouse, so be polite during the exchange.

I hope this list helps people out there, and remember make sure to treat others as you would want to be treated……….swear I heard that before?

 

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What Do Thanksgiving & Swinger Wives Have In Common?

Swinging Humor - What Do Thanksgiving & Swinger Wives Have In Common?

sexy-happy-thanksgiving

So, what do swinger wives and Thanksgiving have in common? Well they both liked to get stuffed like a turkey. I always get sentimental on the holidays, thankful for you, I have my dirty take on it. When I think of most things, I try and see things as there is a funny side to every situation and the challenge is to find it.
I like Thanksgiving because food and sex go hand in hand, but I notice around the holidays people stay away from social sites even swinger sites to focus on family, which is totally cool. I heard this one guy say, hey if an egg can fit in there why can’t I? Gross for sure but people say weird things.

Back to sex and food going hand in hand, I like Thanksgiving, because you can get away with saying things like Hatcher’s top 10 favorites listed below.

10. “Talk about a huge breast!” Swinging Humor - What Do Thanksgiving & Swinger Wives Have In Common?

9. “It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?”

8. “Don’t play with your meat.”

7. “Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.”

6. “I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!”

5. “You still have a little bit on your chin.”

4. “How long will it take after you stick it in?”

3. “You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.”

2. “That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!”

1. “How long do I beat it before it’s ready?”

Swinging Humor - What Do Thanksgiving & Swinger Wives Have In Common?

Hatchers Mashed Taters

Here is a picture of my famous Mike Hatchers Mashed potatoes. Let me know if you need the recipe it is a sight to see!

If any reader knows me, they know I have an asian tattoo and have a martial arts background. I kind of do a different Thanksgiving dinner approach, yeah i will have a Turkey that I will stuff (with food) and I also offer turkey friend rice.  Now since I like to have rice and sex for breakfast, I will invite my swinger friends over and my favorite little asian girlfriend and get a buffet going. Yes she is usually stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey, but damn she is the sexiest woman to eat off of. I included a pic of her in case you guys and gals would like to see. Let me know if you want the recipe for this sushi turkey holiday dish.

Swinging Humor - What Do Thanksgiving & Swinger Wives Have In Common?

Hatchers Thanksgiving dinner

Ahh, this is why I love Thanksgiving, It reminds me of a joke my Aunt played on my uncle, true story. Uncle Bob and Aunt Wendy have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.

Every morning for 15 years, Wendy says, “One of these days, you’re gonna fart your guts out!”
One Thanksgiving morning, Wendy’s preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before Bob gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards and guts in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.

Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Wendy laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for 3 hours.

She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, “You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again.”

Bob is also the father of my cousin who got the cat stuck up his ass. If you want to hear that one you need to read Swingers: Generation X and scroll down to the bottom. Trust me you will laugh. On a serious note, please be safe this Holiday season, and watch the alcohol intake. Hatcher Out !

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Viagra Murders Blamed On Caterpillars

Swinger News - Viagra Murders Blamed On Caterpillars

crazy villagers

Strange yes, True? You bet, listen to this, in Nepal there were recently 19 villagers convicted of murder of a group of farmers in a fight over a prized aphrodisiac plant in which people call it the “Himalayan Viagra”.

The fight started when the right to harvest the plant, ensued, which led to the murder. Talk about being hard on them (bad joke). Yarsagumba is mostly used as a tonic. Its main applications are for treating exhaustion, respiratory and pulmonary diseases (e.g., tuberculosis, asthma), renal, liver, and cardiovascular diseases, back pain, and sexual problems (e.g., lack of sex drive, premature ejaculation). Its use as an aphrodisiac seems to be the driving force with male consumers in China.

Swinger News - Viagra Murders Blamed On Caterpillars

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The news is breaking just now, the victims went missing back in June of 2009. It was weeks before authorities learned of the deaths, due to the remote landscape of the area. Six have been found guilty of murder and given 20 year sentences, while 13 have received 2 years, but now are being released because they served time in custody.

So far 21 people were declared innocent, so that’s 21+13+6, wow that’s 40 people involved. I can’t believe a fight would break out over this. Every year during May and June, thousands of villagers from remote areas risking their own lives head for high mountains to collect yarsagumba.

Swinger News - Viagra Murders Blamed On Caterpillars

Yarsagumba

It is estimated that one villager can earn up to Rs. 2,500 approximately to $35 a day by collecting yarsagumba which is beyond the monthly salary of many Nepalese households. Hey the economy is bad, and people are doing what they can.

I googled this so called plant, and it is actually a fungus. Before the rainy season begins, spores of the cordyceps mushroom settle on the heads of caterpillars’ that lives underground. The fungus gets so much into the body of the caterpillars’ that it grows out through its head and drains all the energy from the insect and ultimately it dies. And this is what is called Yarsagumba. You learn something new every day, apparently the taste is pleasant and sweet with a nutty flavor.

Swinger News - Viagra Murders Blamed On Caterpillars

Yarsagumba Harvest

Yarsagumba, or Chongca in Chinese, has been harvested in Tibet for centuries and used in traditional Chinese medicine for a very long time. It spread to the Western world with the Chinese diaspora: in New York, the herb was always present in the historic Chinatown community, but very little known outside it.

Hey I know some swinger couples that use Viagra and other recreational sexual enhancers. I have never tried this, but If I do I will review it for you guys. don’t forget to read more Swinger News.

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Cool Online Swinger Magazine

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LifeStyle Magazine fall 2011

I had to write this post because I found out the other day that this cool swinger magazine can be viewed online. I get the hard copy (no pun intended) delivered. I still like having it delivered, but hey that’s me. I like that it is delivered discretely to my home with nothing identifying it as a swinger magazine.

LifeStyle Magazine is cool because they have been going on for since about 2001 I think.The magazine is dedicated to exclusively the LifeStyle and toward instances, clubs, parties and more. The newest issue features good ole SwingLifeStyle’s Anniversary party, and an article or two by your favorite perverted blogger, non other than Mike Hatcher.

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LifeStyle Magazine Issue #1

Although this magazine came out before my time, I am honored to contribute to this publication. I like the back section, because it shows clubs locations, and phone numbers. If you want you can pick up a free magazine at your local swinger club, or go to LifeStyle Magazine and view the online version here: LifeStyle Magazine

Or you can sign up for a free copy here: FREE SWINGER MAGAZINE

If you have signed up for a copy and it has been 3 months please contact them here: CONTACT

Keep in mind this is a quarterly magazine and comes out 4 times yearly.

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Cuckold Vs Swinging

Swingers Guide - Cuckold Vs Swinging

Cuckold

Several readers have written in and asked me if there is a difference between swinging and being a cuckold. The answer is a definite yes. To understand a cuckold relationship or lifestyle you must first understand what a cuckold is. The encyclopedia determines a cuckold as a man who has an unfaithful wife.

Swingers Guide - Cuckold Vs Swinging

Interracial cuckold

The newer accepted description is or can be, a sexually inadequate husband who accepts his wife’s decision on who she alone will decide to have sex with. Now there are several types of cuckolds. Some cuckold relationships involve a white wife who exclusively has sex with a black man. Sometimes in this type of lifestyle the wife may want to, or accidentally get impregnated by the man who the wife has sex with, known as the “Alpha male or the “Bull”.

Swingers Guide - Cuckold Vs Swinging

cuckold (courtesy wifesharing)

Usually the wife will have sex with a man that is much more endowed than her husband. Sometimes humiliation come in to play, and some wives even make their husbands wear a chastity device, and may call them their slave. After the full sexing of the wife by the “Alpha male” it is usually customary for the husband to clean up the wife orally once the Alpha male has ejaculated on her or in her. The husband must do a good job licking up the semen deposited by the Alpha male. Some husbands and wives enjoy this lifestyle and if you see a wife or husband on SwingLifeStyle looking for a “Bull” or :Alpha Male” then you know what their interests are.

Swingers Guide - Cuckold Vs Swinging

Swingers

Now swinging can involve a husband watching the wife have sex as well, but in swinging the husband can join in and usually its about swapping partners. Swinging is not about humiliating, but bisexual experience or semen tasting may come into play. I guess you can say there are certain degrees and fine lines in between a cuckold lifestyle that cross a hair or two into swinging but also a hair or two into the BDSM lifestyle as well. Sites like SwingLifeStyle are great for this type of activity because it is the largest website of its kind.

Remember everyone has their own fetish and please be courteous to everyone, no matter what their fetish is. Some people have mixed fetishes on swinging and cuckolding, so be sure to get to know the person or persons you intend to have an adventure with.

If you want to use SwingLifeStyle to help with a swinging encounter or find an “Alpha Male” or “Bull” make sure to have your bull read this article below to make his semen taste sweet.  HOW TO MAKE SEMEN SWEET

Make sure to read cuckold stories here:  CUCKOLD STORIES

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Maine Swingers Halted By Officials

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sanford swingers photo by Shawn P. Sullivan

In Sanford, Maine, local police officers observed people naked and engaging in a variety of sex acts. Guess what the police and city official did to these consenting adults………

Let me point out, that this news is ridiculous, the couples were having sex period. According to Fosters Daily Democrat, Police Chief Thomas Connolly had undercover police at this party on Oct. 15th. Let me point out that these police are about as sharp as a marble. I can not believe this was reported and wasting tax payer’s dollars, to boost ones reputation, yes that’s my opinion.

I think we all notice when election time is coming up, either a police chief or an authorities figure makes headlines or makes arrests. Here is my point……
Town Manager Mark Green said that the town has decided not to use Mousam View Place (the location where the swingers club was located) as a polling location during the upcoming November election. In light of the activities there, the town has decided to combine Ward 7 with the Ward 3 polling location at St. Ignatius Gym at 25 Riverside Avenue, according to Town Clerk Sue Cote. The police would never have seen these acts, if they did not PAY THE COVER charge to gain entrance. Funny, the people that don’t like swinging and like swinging paid for the cover charge, the tax payers. So lets recap, a swinger club gets busted, police use tax payers money to gain entrance, then the tax payers, pay for the court costs, am I missing something?

The town’s code enforcement officer wrote a certified letter to Jim and Susan Colley after undercover police attended a party Oct. 15 at a former Knights of Columbus hall.

Jim and Susan Colley own Great Beginnings Catering, the company used to rent out the hall for the swinger events. Town Manager Mark Green said ” We just didn’t feel we should be patronizing the business,” Green said the town hasn’t done any business with Great Beginnings Catering for a month or so, since officials learned about the function hall hosting the swingers’ parties.

Wow thanks Mark Green, that will help the economy, blackballing a business, but hey the town made headlines for the upcoming November 7th election right? It appeared that was the point. Why else make it known that you are moving the election location from a swinger hall??

Point made but these are my opinions!

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Airport Security Finds Vibrator And Makes It Known

 

Swinger News - Airport Security Finds Vibrator And Makes It Known

Bullet Vibe

Imagine waiting in line to your plane thinking everything is going to be OK. You get to your room, only to find a note written on the back of a TSA notice. Jill Filipovic, arrived at her room in Dublin and started to unpack her suitcase and found a note from TSA.

The note said “Get Your Freak On Girl”. The item was a basic $15 bullet vibe, pretty much a basic toy if you can imagine that.

An alert Transportation Security Administration screener at New Jersey’s Newark Airport, apparently discovered a sex toy and decided to write on the package of and slap a TSA sticker on it. This is just inappropriate, and I do not agree with this. Although it may be humorous to some, at first read, the nation had to go through a lot on 9-11 and security is in place and should be professional.

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Actual TSA Note (Courtesy Fox News)

Apparently the woman laughed when she read the note, however afterward she felt the same way I did upon reading this article. This woman is attractive and I like her style, but of course she is a Seattle native just like good ole Hatcher.

Jill Filipovic is a blogger and wrote this” She wrote that she suspects “whoever left the note felt comfortable doing so, (I also suspect that they believed most women would be embarrassed to be “caught” with personal items and wouldn’t file a complaint),” she wrote in the email. “That is certainly cause for concern.”
I agree with her, and this brings me to the next point, I know a lot of the readers are swingers and open minded, but hear me out. I know a couple that they bring a FULL luggage of toys, I mean whips, chains vibrators dildos, I mean hell they probably have the kitchen sink if truth be known.

Swinger News - Airport Security Finds Vibrator And Makes It Known

Jill Filipovic

The next time you travel on a plane, you may want to LEAVE your sex toys at home and possibly buy one at your destination if you need one. People use to be professional, I mean before I could write my opinions on my screwed up head, I had to pass a test. SwingLifeStyle likes to make sure a contributing writer can pass rigorous tests. Before I could write I had to prove I could BLOW away the competition, and work hard under pressure. Below is a reenactment of my blog test that SLS conducted. I resemble Hugh Jackman, only with dark hair and a thin goatee….I had to blog while uhhhh……….watch.  …….

 

OK maybe it didn’t happen quite like that but it was pretty close…Swingers
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Swingers Salute Barbie Creator

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Ken And Barbie (courtesy dailymail.co.uk)

Ever been on a swingers dating site and read “Ken and Barbie”? I am a fan of Barbie, and never knew why. My mother and Aunt would always collect Barbie dolls, they have quite the collection. I always wanted to pretend that these dolls would have a fun swinger party, I was even contemplating shooting a parody video…….that is until I did some digging…….

According to the New York Post, Jack Ryan, the designer of the Barbie doll, would stage orgies at his Bel-Air Mansion. I knew he was married to Zsa Zsa Gabor, but I did not know that he surrounded himself with busty Barbie clones, even Gwen Florea.
I guess Gwen Florea was also the voice of Barbie in a line of talking dolls.

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Jack Ryan & Zsa Zsa Gabor hmmm themed party?

Jerry Oppenhiemer’s book “Toy Monster: The Big, Bad World of Mattel” made revelations about the late Jack Ryan. According to Ryan’s friend, Stephen Gnass confided in Jerry Oppenhiemer, that “When Jack talked about creating Barbie . . . it was like listening to somebody talk about a sexual episode, almost like listening to a sexual pervert . . .” Hmm, now I know where swinger websites get it when people post….”we are not Ken and Barbie”……makes you wonder?

Swinger News - Swingers Salute Barbie Creator

Gwen Florea

I am liking this Jack Ryan, and I think I am going to start a doll collection in tribute, this is so cool. The book goes on to claim that Jack Ryan was diagnosed with gonorrhea, which reminds me to tell everyone, remember to use protection…..always.

If you enjoyed this article, make sure to read Swingers Salute Michael Marston For Bondage And Wonder Woman

That is if you are sure you want to know the origins of Wonder Woman.

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New York Swingers Benefits

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New York Swingers

Do New York Swingers have more fun? Several people are asking this and if there are more swinger clubs in New York. Well for starters, I couldn’t count all of New York’s Swinger clubs, but I counted around 400. So the answer to the clubs is strikingly obvious.

New York Swingers host about 100 parties a week, I looked at the party section for New York Swingers on SwingLifeStyle and counted about 100 this week. Not bat at all, the cool thing is that any member can post a party and invite whoever they want to attend.

Since its easy to post parties, this is probably why there are so many weekly on SwingLifeStyle (SLS).

Swingers Guide - New York Swingers Benefits

New York Swingers

From what I hear New York swingers have some pretty wild wives, and the women are friendly. The exposure to a bigger state with a bigger city, may have influence on the bisexual interests as well. Since New York is so big, it is very easy for single women swingers, or Unicorn’s to have fun with no strings attached at all times.

If you live in New York or visiting, and are interested in Parties try this link: New York Swinger Party

If you live in New York or visiting, and are interested in Clubs try this link: New York Swinger Clubs

 

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Florida Swingers Party Locations

Swingers Guide - Florida Swingers Party Locations

Florida Swingers (courtesy swingship.com)

For those of you that will be visiting Florida this year, and are swingers, I have put together Florida swinger parties for your enjoyment. As the weather turns, snowbirds from the north fly down to Florida for some fun in the sun or may want to enjoy a swinger cruise or resort.

A friendly tip to think about first, in the cold months up north that you may be traveling to Florida, you may want to load up on vitamin C. You see, when people up north fly down to Florida, they will book a plane in advance and if they are sick, they will still travel. This will get everyone on board the plane sick. So, make sure to take your vitamins and be respectful to Floridians and the other passengers.

Swingers Guide - Florida Swingers Party Locations

Florida Swingers (courtesy floridaswinger.net)

Now on to the fun stuff, if you are looking for a party, try this link—> Florida Swinger Parties <— you will thank me. The parties are updated as soon as a club, and or couple post one. If you are planning a trip, It may be wise to look at the parties a couple months in advance, get acquainted with whomever is throwing a party, and you will be set. Florida swingers are very open and friendly about taking on new couples, so feel free to chat up with em on SLS.

Swingers Guide - Florida Swingers Party Locations

Haulover Beach

Florida swinger resorts are another popular swinger vacation place among many swingers. Many resorts are situated around the sea side of Florida Key’s which offers activities in Fort Lauderdale, Miami, and throughout Florida. When visiting Florida, make sure to visit the world famous Haulover Beach. Yes it’s nude

Also make sure to check out some funny and fun facts about Florida swingers in my other blog here: (About)  - – - -> Florida Swingers

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Swingers Celebrate World Anal Gang Bang Anniversary

Swing Offbeat - Swingers Celebrate World Anal Gang Bang Anniversary

Victoria Givens

Ah world records, can you believe it has already been 7 years since the world anal gang bang record was broken? What’s more unbelievable, is no one has been able to beat it as of yet. I have been to a couple of swingers gang bangs, but nothing like this. I think the biggest anal gang bang I went to was about 10 guys on one woman. But, if you can believe it, on October 23rd, 2004, Victoria Givens became the official Anal Queen when she took 101 anal intrusions without one drop of artificial lubrication.
Talk about a pretty crappy world record lol, just kidding, I salute Victoria Givens for being a real trooper. The past world record was only 50 men in an anal gang ban, which Victoria passed with style. I recently watched the video of the 101 men, not too bad I may say. In what has been called the best-organized world record event ever, Givens’ crew began filming at about 9:30 in the morning and concluded at approximately 4:30PM. Each participant had 60 seconds, which doubles the time limit for most world record events. There were more men to be participants in the anal gang bang, but the fluffers were guest porn stars, Julie Robbins and Lisa Sparxxx. If you have read previous posts, Lisa Sparxxx holds the current world record for the largest vaginal gang bang at 919 men, just under a thousand. Remember to celebrate the 7th anniversary of this momentous occasion by setting up a gang bang or anal gang bang at your favorite Swinger club.  In case you missed it click here for: World Sex Records

  

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Animals That Are Swingers

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Lemur Swinger (courtesy livescience)

As time progresses we fellow swingers hear time and time again that what we believe in, practice and preach is all wrong from at least someone. These people that tell us this are the same ones that think it is ok for nature to be swingers though.

Did you know that there are at least 10 different swingers in the animal kingdom? Its true, a recent news article showcased female Lemurs taking on more mates, when they are able to control their suitors. Mainstream society has dubbed swinging unacceptable, but females in the animal kingdom, taking on multiple male mates is not uncommon.

 

Primates Are Swingers

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Primate Swinger (courtesy livescience)

Even though swinging or polyandry is acceptable in the animal kingdom, it is still a mystery in most species……..mainly humans. There is the Bonobos, a type of primate that, are highly promiscuous engaging in more sex than any other primate. The Bonobos will engage in homo, and heterosexual activities. Bonobos society is make love not war, and their frequent sex strengthens emotional and social bonds, resulting in no fighting or conflict. Ask yourself this, have you ever been to a swinger club and a fight broke out?………….Probably not. Swingers relieve stress and tension through sex and fun. We do not cause war either.

Dolphins Are Swingers

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Dolphin Swingers (courtesy livescience)

Did you know that Dolphins are promiscuous and mate for reproduction and pleasure? The mating lasts one minute but repeated several times with short breaks in between.
This goes on frequently in the dolphin societies.

Let’s recap, humans that do not swing, wage war and create violence. Bonobos and Dolphins are swingers and live in peaceful intelligent societies. Looks like swinging can save the day.
In closing we are all animals, we got swinging not from the Roman orgies, but we watched it from nature …….back in the days of the stone age.

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Star Wars For Swingers

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Princess Lay-UH played by Allie Haze

Finally a movie you can watch at your swinger party and hopefully your favorite swinger club will have this movie playing on the wall. STAR WARS XXX: A PORN PARODY is coming. I can not wait until this is released, I mean, this movie will appeal to the Generation X Swingers the New Swingers and of course the veteran swingers.

How many of you can seriously sit there and say you would not do Princess Lay-AH lol.
I don’t care if you are male or female, if you are a couple reading this you would think hell yeah !

I love the opening scene, I mean the Luke Skywalker they picked is good, I felt he had an uncanny resemblance to Mark Hamill watch below……

Hilarious …….
Luke: How did my father die?
Obi-Wan: A young Jedi named Darth Vader who was a pupil of mine until I cut his arms and legs off and left him burning in a river of lava . . .
Luke: I think I want to go home now.

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Star Wars XXX A Porn Parody

I would like to see how they explain how Darth Vader is his father, played by Lexington Steele. Looks like a super cool cast though, with Allie Haze playing the adorable Princess Leia, Tom Byron as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Rocco Reed as Han Solo, and Alec Knight as Chewbacca.

This is great, everyone is a fan of the older Star Wars, and everyone loves porn, this is great for swingers of all ages approved for 18 and up. This is one you don’t want to pass up.

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Words That Use To Mean Something Else

I remember the days when you could say pretty much anything without being politically correct, racist, or religious. But anyway, remember not so long ago when certain words had different but non offensive meanings ?

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Wife Swap

Wife swappers have transitioned over the years and been called swingers and people call the act of living, the SwingLifeStyle. Wife swapping use to mean that you would swap wives for sex. Now, TV has a show “Wife Swap” where wives live at another location and does not involve sex.

Whats more? Women can’t just tell their husbands that they are going to the salon to get a “facial“. Some men may question what the hell kind of salon it is ?

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Did You Blow 2 Trannies ?

Or how about a “tranny” ?? Remember when you could tell your buddy that you blew a tranny? Well you can’t get away with that anymore you have to say “transmission”, look at the photo of the man blowing two tranny’s.

I am sure each and everyone of you reading this, has a Ho or has used a Ho for more than one occasion, maybe even used a Ho while……………..Gardening? Yes spelled HOE, ahh how the meanings have changed.

Gang Bangers is not just a bunch of gang members strolling the neighborhood looking for something to break in. Although I guess it could have a similar meaning as today.

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ACDC courtesy graphicshunt

ACDC” is not just a rock band from Australia and not an electrical current, but also means: A Person or persons who enjoy sexual activity involving both the same sex and the opposite sex; Also known as Bi- or Bisexual. These swingers tend to be free spirits and enjoy swinger sex more and are more sexually liberated with little to no reservations.

We all have heard of the “backdoor” right? Well this word does not mean a door on your house. This refers to anal sex or intercourse. I remember growing up watching wildlife shows and being fond of cougars. Now that I am older I am still fond of cougars, the ones that have claws, like younger men, scratch your back and wear a leopard dress.

How bout this, “indoor sports” doesn’t involve you watching a football game at home, nope, it is a slang term for swinging activities. Also known as just “Indoor“.

Remember when a “unicorn” was a mystical horse? In swinging, it’s slang for a single, generally bi-sexual female that participates in the lifestyle. Referred to as a “unicorn” because they are so rare.

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Water Sports? courtesy Ángel Franco/The New York Times

I remember a story that my swinger friend told me once. He said he and his wife were excited because they were invited to a swinger party and they were having a “water sports” event. I won’t get into any detail what happened, but they found out it did not involve jet ski’s.
Water sports, is also referred to as a golden shower. Urination involving sexual stimulation. This would be considered a fetish. Below is a pretty good indication what water sports involves.

WATER SPORTS

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Shocking Bisexual Survey

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Bisexual Statistics

It may come as no surprise that bisexuality has been increasing among women for the past decade. The Center for Disease Control, (CDC) while conducting surveys found that 4% of women had bisexual experiences in 2002. A government survey of American Sexual Practices conducted a survey, in 2005 revealing that 14% of women surveyed age 18-29 reported at least having 1 homosexual experience.

What’s interesting, is that I couldn’t find recent bisexual surveys, but from 2002-2005.  Bisexual curiosity and engagement, rose 3X. If the rise is  consistent at 3X, then about 45% of women in 2011 are bi curious or engaged in a bisexual act.

Bisexual women and single gay and bisexual women enjoy SwingLifeStyle, because most swinger wives are bisexual or curious. Bisexual, gay and single bisexual or gay women can enjoy the lifestyle immensely. Single bisexual women can have play from both the man and woman, and receive all the attention sexually. Single bisexual women in the lifestyle or “Unicorns” as they are called also get into the majority of swinger parties for free as well as drinks for free.

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I know of one instance where a gay woman wanted to play with the wife, while the husband watched. The good thing about the lifestyle is there are so many different fetishes and no one looks down upon anyone, at least they should not look down on anyone, otherwise they should not be there.

Single women and couples really appreciate that Swinglifestyle.com requires single males to become paid members within a week or the single male’s account will be deleted. This cuts down on men that are not serious, men that do not understand the rules of the lifestyle. Several men join the site because they are uneducated and think a swinger wife is obligated and HAS to have sex with whoever. This is not the case and should be left for another discussion.

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Swinglifestyle.com allows single women to be more free and liberated in their choices without being bothered or pressured by tons of single men. The single men on the site are limited and the couples are mature. “Single women that are bi curious get the best of both worlds in the Swinglifestyle”

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Man Raped By Woman For 3 Days

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Olga Zahjac -Black Belt

Yes It‘s true, you do not want to mess with Russian women. In Russia, Viktor Jasinski tried to rob a hair salon and Olga Zajac, age 28, a black belt in Karate kicked him, rendering him unconscious. When awoke, Viktor found himself tied up and bound to a radiator completely naked.

Olga allegedly stripped him naked and for the next three days, used him as a sex slave to ‘teach him a lesson’ – force feeding him Viagra to keep the lesson going. This chic is hot too, I mean when you look at the pic of her you think…..damn!

The funny part is she tied him with hair dryer cables from her salon. This is like a scene from pulp fiction when Bruce Willis and Marcellus (does he look like a bitch) Wallace aka Ving Rhames were tied and Marcellus was raped.

When the man was released he went straight to the police and told them about what had happened to him, saying he was held hostage and handcuffed to a radiator and fed nothing but Viagra.

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Does He Look Like a Bitch?

The police went to question Olga and her remark was “What a bastard, yeah we had sex a couple of times but I bought him new jeans, gave him food and 1,000 rubles when he left”. This guy was a robber, he got paid and laid by a hot chic, WTF is this guy thinking…..honestly? He reports her? I think he learned his lesson the hard way.

To imagine what it might be like please click here “Rape Scene From the Movie Thursday” No its not safe for work but this woman rapes this guy. I do think no one should have sex against their will in closing, this just made for an interesting article.

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Woman Arrested For Masturbating And Driving

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coloandra hamilton

I don’t know if this is multi-tasking or if she is a left handed masturbater, but if she broke her left hand, how is her sex life….”It’s all right” lol. Seriously, in Cincinnati Ohio, Coloandra Hamilton, has been arrested for masturbating and driving. Police maintain that she was pulled over because her car windows were tinted too dark. Apparently she drew attention of the police, and was not pulled over for driving bad, but because of the tint job on the windows. Apparently the masturbation did not deter her driving skills.

The officer opened the door, revealing a vibrator between the lap of the woman, while the passenger was showing a porno on a video player.

According to the police report, when officers approached the vehicle, they noticed her pants unbuttoned and a sex toy in her lap. The police reported she had been using the vibrator while watching an X-rated video on a computer that the passenger was holding.

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If this was a guy he would have been ticketed for “Jerking and Driving” lol. The 36 year old woman also had a crack pipe on her at the time and was sentenced to 10 days in jail, she was fined $200 and her license was also suspended for 6 months. I don’t know, do you guys think she should have gotten off?? I mean do you think she should have been let off?? Hopefully you guys don’t do this while on SwingLifestyle on your video phones? View More Crazy Real News Here —> Swinger News

Good news is I found a solution, a machine that can grab a penis and stroke you going down the road and also grab a vibrator and control the motions, its called the Lego Masturbater. This will allow hands free movement.

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Bisexual Stories, A Mans First Time.

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BI GUY courtesy digital journal

If you have not read any bisexual stories on SwingLifeStyle you are letting some of the best things in life pass you BI. SwingLifeStyle has thousands of sex stories, but I am talking about Bisexual stories. It seems the trend in bisexuality has not really reached a peak, but peaked interests as more and more people are experimenting and becoming curious about it.

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Bisexual flag (courtesy biswinger.com)

I recently read a story in the bisexual section and it was a mans first time with an old college buddy. Readers love these stories because they are written by regular swinger couples just like you. By reading these bisexual stories it may give you and your partner a great idea for a certain encounter or may help you overcome any fears society has thrown out. There are bisexual men and there are bisexual women in the lifestyle. There are straight couples, but one thing about the lifestyle, is that we are accepting. In the lifestyle we do not look down upon any man or woman for wanting to experience something sexually taboo.

If you want to check out a great story, read “Dinner And Drinks With An Old College Buddy” you may get some ideas to spice up your sex life.
You can view all the Bisexual stories by clicking this section here: “Bi Sexual Stories
Don’t forget if you want to submit a story you need to be a member, which is easy to do and membership is free. Try the new video chat with a couple or a single naughty person and indulge in what you want. You may get some great ideas or fantasies from these stories and don’t forget to make sure to BI an old college buddy a drink and see where it goes.  In the next few weeks I will be discussing bisexual facts, statistics and trends.

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Man Arrested For Molesting Vending Machine

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Florida Swingers and club owners be advised, do not leave your vending machines unattended.
This may be why single males are looked down upon in Florida. Before I get in to this blog post, let me just reiterate that I have not heard crazy news like this until I moved to Florida.

Apparently Michael Aguiar inserted his body parts and molested a vending machine. Talk about a cheap date. This happened in Palmetto Florida on Sept 2nd according to the Bradenton Herald. Palmetto Police said Michael age 20, denied assaulting the machine, until police showed him surveillance footage of the incident, the Bradenton Herald reported Friday.

Officers claim in a report he made off with $10 worth of coins and the police report said the boy “maliciously molested, opened, broke, injured, damaged and inserted his body parts” into the machine.

The boy was taken to the Manatee County Jail on a burglary charge and two violations of probation. He was ordered held without bail.

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City Gains Sex Traffic Lights

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Sex Traffic Lights (courtesy asiantownnews)

Now several readers wrote in to good ole Hatcher and ask “do you pull $%hit out of you’re a$$?” the answer to this is no. Just when you thought it could not get any more weird in the world a Dutch city gets a new traffic light………a very different traffic light.

The city of Nimwegen, Holland has a traffic light which depicts a couple having sex. The traffic light literally stops traffic and passers by that want to continue pressing the button to see the couple doing it.

An officer claims that pedestrians kept pressing the light repeatedly to make the image appear. No pun intended here, but there have been a few cars that have been rear ended.

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Sex Traffic Lights

The city is investigating and apparently computer hackers managed to manipulate the town’s traffic light to insert the image.

I hope you enjoy the pics and the video of the light, feel free to share this funny story. Make sure to bookmark this and send to your friends, I am sure they will love it. For more strange news click: Swinger News for the latest and greatest.

 

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Man Sued 10,000 For Lack Of Sex

A Frenchman by the name of Jean –Louis B. has been ruled by a judge that he is solely at fault for lack of sex over 21 years of marriage. The Frenchman was also ordered to pay 10,000 euros for compensation in damages for the lack of orgasms she didn’t get to have during that time period.

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Man Sued 10,000 For Lack Of Sex

The husband claimed in defense, that he had health problems and was tired which prevented him from being more fun between the sheets. The judge Aix-en-Provence ruled: “A sexual relationship between husband and wife is the expression of affection they have for each other, and in this case it was absent.
“By getting married, couples agree to sharing their life and this clearly implies they will have sex with each other.”
Here is an interesting tidbit from Hatcher…………. The average French person has sex 121 times a year which would be 2,541 in 21 years. Obviously swingers would be a lot higher. Maybe the relationship would have been different if they were swingers?

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One thing in swinging that I agree with, is no means no right? I think the ruling falls short and no one should be forced to have sex against their will. By the judge telling them they are legally obligated to have sex is ridiculous? I think the judge is about as sharp as a marble in my opinion and very reminiscent of the judicial system in the United States.
It would appear that France is catching up with the USA when it pertains to suing people for stupid reasons.

 

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SwingLifeStyle Launches New Video Chat

So, as if the biggest and best swingers site couldn’t get any better……………It has. Once again SwingLifeStyle is on the cutting edge of lifestyle entertainment. We have added a new video chat, that will allow you to invite friends to private video chats, public video chats and forum video chats.

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STEP #1

The new video chat is EXTREMELY user friendly and I have included a step by step guide on how you can join in the sexy fun.  First, make sure to log in to SwingLifeStyle account. Next you can either click “Chat” on the left hand side of the navigation or you can click the floating yellow sign in the middle as seen in the picture on STEP #1 that says “SLS has installed a new video chat room”. You can now connect with hundreds of your new friends, visit the New Chat Room.

Next You will be taken to the screen as shown in STEP#2, a clear screen with a blue floating sign in the middle that says “NEW CHAT” simply click “NEW CHAT” and you are off……

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STEP #2

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STEP #3

If it is the first time you have clicked “NEW CHAT”, you will be directed to the screen in STEP #3.  From Here it will say…… As a free member of SLS, you will be logged into chat as a guest. Guest are limited per session. Of course you can avoid this by upgrading to paid status. If this is your first use, you will need to choose “Chat – USER List” or “Chat – No User List”

 

After this you are off and can video chat with whoever is logged on, let me tell ya this, every day that goes by more and more people are logging on to the biggest video chat for any swingers site. So much fun and hope you guys enjoy.

 

 

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What To Expect At A Swingers Resort

How many times have you thought……hmm I wonder what its like at a swingers resort? For some that have participated already know the answer, for others let me give you a break down.

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Swinger Resort

For starters you do not have to have sex with anyone, that you do not want to. I have received so many emails on couples scared to go to a resort as first timers thinking its wall to wall sex and you are required to have sex with who ever wants to have sex with you. This is so not true, in the lifestyle you need to remember that no means no.

Florida boasts a number of swinger and nudist friendly resorts. Yes there is a difference between them. Nudists like to be in the nude and not necessarily swing, while swingers like to swing……Get it? Got it? Good !

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Swinger Resort

Most swinger resorts offer exciting alternative vacations for the open minded. The good news is all resorts are well quipped with restaurant, bar, club house, pools, spa game rooms and many other amenities. Basically you will find amenities just like you would at any other resort.

The resorts usually run around $100 to $250 per night. I know SwingLifeStyle is having a huge swinger party at Caliente in a few weeks, you can check it out here: SLS 10th ANNIVERSARY

I know Topless Travel caters to a lot of nude cruises and vacations, which can be found here: HEDONISM II RESORT

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Sex Throughout History

It was before the bible, a religion that spawned all religions on earth, the Sumerian’s. About 5500 years ago sex was highly looked upon by priests and priestesses (much like today’s clergy just open about it) and would offer it into rituals. Can I get an Amen ?? Anyway, in the Sumerian religion, the Goddess had sex with the ruler of the country to show the Goddess’s acceptance of him as a ruler and caretaker of the people. This is how the ceremony was scribed.

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Sumerian Goddess Of Sex

Our Prime Priestess, acting for Inanna, is talking to Dumuzi the new king.
My vulva, the horn,
The boat of Heaven,
Is full of eagerness like the young moon.
My untilled land lies fallow.
As for me, Inanna,
Who will plow my vulva?
Who will plow my high field?
Who will plow my wet ground?
As for me, the young woman,
Who will plow my vulva?
Who will station the ox there?
Who will plow my vulva?

This is obvious, the horn represents the vagina as it curves and narrows toward the back.
On the male side, an old time plow (not the modern day tractor type) had a long, hard projection that pushed into the ground.

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Sumerian Sex

Dumuzi, the king replies:
Great Lady, the king will plow your vulva,
I, Dumuzi the King, will plow your vulva Inanna accepts him saying:
Then plow my vulva, man of my heart
Plow my vulva.

 

 

 

Then follows more details of the happenings …..

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Sumerian courtship

He is the one my womb loves best,
My high priest is ready for the holy loins.
My lord Dumuzi is ready for the holy loins.
The plants and herbs in his field are ripe.
O Dumuzi, Your fullness is my delight.
The high priestess then directs things to be readied
Inanna called for the bed.
Let the bed that rejoices the heart be prepared

Let the bed that sweetens the loins be prepared
Let the bed of kingship be prepared!
Let the bed of queenship be prepared!
Let the royal bed be prepared!
This bed was set up in front of the entire congregation. The people watched the entire ritual including the sexual part.

 

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sumerian sex

He shaped my loins with his fair hands,
The shepherd Dumuzi filled my lap with cream and milk.
He stroked my pubic hair.
He watered my womb.
He laid his hands on my holy vulva,
He smoothed my black boat with cream,
He quickened my narrow boat with milk.
He caressed me on the bed.
The King went with lifted head to the holy loins.
He went with lifted head to the loins of Inanna
He went to the queen with lifted head.
He opened wide his arms to the holy priestess of heaven.
We rejoiced together.
He took his pleasure of me.
He laid me down on the fragrant honey-bed
My sweet love, lying by my heart,
Tongue-playing, one by one,
My fair Dumuzi did so fifty times.
Now, my sweet love is sated.

After 50 times, the audience would cheer and shout in approval and appreciation. Performing sex in front of people in ancient days was not stressful or frowned on. Sex was conducted in religious ceremonies in groups and orgies. The Sumerian empire lasted thousands of years as well did the Roman empire, both had orgies. When the Spanish Inquisition and the holy wars erupted we discovered that sex was supposedly wrong. I myself was raised a hard core Catholic, we didn’t praise our religion, we mourned it. This probably explains why i like sex so much lol. The word orgy nowadays has a negative meaning …….thanks to current day religions and government powers, as well as suppression of knowledge. The original word orgy in Greek is “orgia” which means secret worship. Since most secret worship involved sexual rituals, and Christians were opposed to anything sexual the word orgy came to have the debased meaning it has today, rather than the noble, spiritual meaning of the original word. In ancient religions our creator loves us all, sex is not good nor bad, war is not good nor bad, kind of like Hindu, teaching to look at the positive in everything, and the Chinese yin yang, good and evil harmonizing the yin yang symbol………..I will end with this, Indian culture is very peaceful, and they have the teachings of Kama Sutra, which I am very fond of and astute in knowledge of multiple positions. I would recommend every couple try the positions in Kama Sutra.

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Swingers In The News

Discovery Green Lights “Swinger Wives

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TLC Logo - courtesy TLC

Swingers are becoming more in the mainstream as TLC will soon premiere “Swinger wives”. Discovery Networks will be airing a pilot in an in depth look at American couples, that live double lives as swingers. The pilot will be set to air on TLC internationally in select markets as the SwingLifeStyle is becoming more recognized.

The pilot will take place in Atlanta, Georgia and set to explore the relationships and the mindset in the way of life for swingers. The pilot reveals issues that swinging couples endure and how the couples face life and how they keep it secret from family members as well as co workers etc.

The SwingLifeStyle has always been about communication in the lifestyle, and the importance of strong communication, which the TV will cover. The couples involved are very proud of how they consider living in a functioning normal lifestyle and society that looks down upon theirs.

This is a must watch people, make sure to see if it will air in your local area for the pilot. This looks like it has the potential to be a really cool series.

 

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LifeStyle Magazine Is Back

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LifeStyle Magazine

For those that remember the popular swinger magazine, you will be overjoyed to learn that the magazine is going back in print. Whats more you ask? This magazine is absolutely free and will be mailed to you in a discreet package. LifeStyle magazine was the first real swinger magazine written by swingers and for swingers. Your’s truly “Mike Hatcher”, will be writing some of the material since everyone seems to enjoy what I write about.

 

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LifeStyle Magazine Issue 2

LifeStyle Magazine is the public voice for this infamous society. They cater exclusively to the LifeStyle, and avoid advertisements or articles that do not have a connection to it. This is the place to read about the people, places and events that make the LifeStyle what it is.

LifeStyle Magazine caters to couples in the lifestyle, and has newbies guides to help the new couples become involved. The swinger magazine is going to have a “Couples Questions, “ where you the readers can write in and ask good ole Mike Hatcher anything you like and I will answer it. If you don’t want to ask any questions, feel free to write in and share a little something about the lifestyle with us and we may publish it. Check out Lifestyle Magazine today at LifeStylemagazine.com and get your free year subscription absolutely free. Thats right Absolutely FREE.

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Single Swinger Men: Why they Ask ?

I have still got a lot of responses from several single males wanting to know why they can

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not attend a swinger party and why some clubs may not let them in. I have also got a lot of hate mail basically attacking me for the clubs and parties, “guys I am just the messenger” and stop writing harassing emails and don’t be a creep, you are ruining it for the well behaved single men.

To break it down I wrote a post called “single men and swinging tips“, this tells how single men can get ahead in the lifestyle. For example some couples believe it or not are looking for a third gentleman to cuckold the husband or do a threesome an ddp with the wife. First of all just by saying you have a huge penis does not give you any entry period. When you are on a site like SwingLifeStyle you need to be polite online and as if you were in person.

 

I came across this video I had my friend upload for a call from a man named Carl trying to gain entrance to the swinger club. This is a funny parody, but maybe this is why some single men are not allowed entrance? You tell me? Hope you guys enjoy the parody my friend made. If you have a funny prank or video please send it my way, and I might post it guys and gals. Here is a forum on How does a single male swinger meet couples it may help, and don’t forget be polite in the lifestyle. PS This post is written in good fun and I hope you enjoy it, but I know someone will write in their hate complaints on this humorous post.

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Swinger Fashion

Recently I was searching the internet for some interesting fashion and costumes.

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Dawnamatrix

I came across this site called Dawnamtrix Designs. Me and the wife are in to the Asian attire, so this was right up our alley. If you are in to role play, then check this site out, if you are in to custom made kimonos and sexy garments, you can not pass this up.

Dawnamatrix kimonos and garments have been displayed as textile art in museum and gallery spaces around Boston. I personally love the Dragon Mini-dress, I myself have been in martial arts for many years and have tats with dragons, so this is a personal favorite of mine.

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Sexy Outfit

To all the swinger couples out there, I highly suggest you take a look at the sexy attire, accessories and more from Dawnamatrix.com. No I did not get paid to write this blog. If you want, you can inquire with them about custom orders, this will help if you want something definitely unique. Don’t forget a really good idea for a swinger party is an Asian theme. I remember throwing an Asian themed swinger party and it was a blast.

We tried to make it traditional as possible, the women of course would wear Asian attire as well as men. what was so cool is this woman had a tattoo of a cherry blossom from her right ankle, Swing Offbeat-Swinger Fashioncircling up her leg and inner thigh wrapping around her back and the left side of her left breast. It was sexy and I recommend throwing one. So far I have thrown the only Asian inspired swinger party that I know of.  Check out their sexy Kimono’s.

 

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Swinger Vacation Brilliance of the Seas – April 13 – 20, 2013

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Curacao & Aruba Caribbean Cruise

If you have ever been on a swinger cruise or a swinger vacation before you do not want to miss out on this fun filled spectacular get-a-way. This is going to be a blast, with 2100 people on one of the most impressive cruise ships in the world. The ship is couples only and clothing optional.

The ship will be leaving from beautiful San Juan, Puerto Rico on a Southern Caribbean Journey that will include Aruba & Curacao before heading back north so we can visit St. Kitts & St. Maarten. Book today so you can add these great islands to your list of places you have visited. BOOK HERE: Curacao & Aruba Caribbean Cruise

SwingLifestyle Events - Swinger Vacation Brilliance of the Seas - April 13 - 20, 2013

Curacao & Aruba Caribbean Cruise

When you book a lifestyle cruise, you can be assured that there will be no kids onboard, you will get the best entertainment, they have the largest play areas and exotic and erotic Theme Nights, plenty of seminars and workshops to enhance your relationship, Meet & Greets, Pool Parties, Adult Games, Comedians and much more…

Aside from the serious swinging, this swinger cruise offers exotic locales including San Juan, Puerto Rico, Oranjestad, Aruba, Willemstad, Curacao, Basseterre, St. Kitts and last but not least Philipsburg, St. Maarten.

Here is a break down of the prices if you are interested.

Additional Fees

While all cabin pricing reflects the basic cost per person, there will be an additional fee which will reflect port charges, government taxes, doc fees, gratuities and security fees. These will be as follows:

  • $350.00 per person for all Staterooms
  • $390.00 per person for all Suites

3RD & 4TH IN CABIN:

  • $250.00 P/P BASIC CABIN
  • $375.00 P/P SUITES

 

Ship Registry: Nassau Bahamas

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SLS Announces 10th Anniversary Party

Swinger News - SLS Announces 10th Anniversary Party

SLS 10th Anniversary

SLS 10th Anniversary Celebration Weekend & Resort Take-Over!
September 23 – 25, 2011

***PLEASE NOTE THAT IN ORDER TO PARTICIPATE IN ANY OF THE SLS ACTIVITIES & AFTER PARTIES,

Swinger News - SLS Announces 10th Anniversary Party

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YOU MUST BE BOOKED THRU SLS TOPLESS TRAVEL ON THIS PAYMENT SITE***
BOOK HERE

Join the SLS crew and other members from around the globe for three (3) days of sexy fun & debauchery for just $559* (per couple)!

Event Fee Includes:

King Bedroom Resort Hotel Stay for Three Days & Two Nights,
Resort & Event Day Fees,
SLS Reception,
Themed Events,
Entertainment
Exclusive After Hours Parties &
Entry to the Hottest Clothing-Optional Pool Party in the Southeast with Skinny Dip Sundae!

Plus, SLS registered guests will have ample opportunities to win a 5 Day/ 4 Night stay @ Caribe in the Dominican Republic, 3 Days/ 2 Nights Stay @ Caliente Club & Resorts in Tampa, FL and a whole lot more!!!

**3 Days/ 2 Nights @ Resort Hotel for $559
Discount is first 20 couples to register or until August 15, 2011 (which ever comes first), then $599 after this has been met.

***4 Day/ 3 Night Package is also available for $799
Discount is for 1st – 20 couples to register or until August 15, 2011 {which ever comes first}
&
One & Two Bedroom Condo accommodations & Casitas for an additional fee**

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Event Overview:
The celebration begins on Friday, September 23rd. Check-in for the weekend celebration begins at noon.

Swinger News - SLS Announces 10th Anniversary Party

Topless Travel

Attendees are encouraged to cum early & stay an extra night on Thursday, September 22nd, and stay late through Sunday, September 25th. Please call SLS Topless Travel at 877-90-SWING to make the appropriate arrangements.

Friday, Sept. 23rd:

Sun your buns at the pool with the SLS Crew…We’ve got lots of sexy activities, games, Live Band & more!
Body Painting by Flick
Captain Sparrow’s Lock & Key Pirates Reception
Entertainment: Traci Kanaan, The Dominatrix of Ditties
Pirates of the Caribbean Theme Party & Costume Contest
**The Debauchery continues After-Hours @ Blackbeard’s Quarters @ Queen Annes Revenge & the Pirates’ Den**

Saturday, Sept. 24th:

SLS Toga Pool Party with the SLS Crew & The RiverDown Band from South Florida (Plus, Interactive Games, Contests, Prizes and so much more!!)

Adopting a Healthier Lifestyle Seminar with Special Guest &

Anti-Aging M.D. – Dr. Mike: Dramatically Improve your Sex Appeal

with Anti-Aging & Weight Loss Secrets…don’t miss this exclusive opportunity!

Body Painting by Flick
Karaoke
Toga! Toga! Toga! Roman Bash
**Exclusive After Hours Party @ The Delta Frat “Animal House”*

Sunday, Sept. 25th:

Re-Hab with the SLS & Skinny Dip Sundae Crew @ the hottest, clothing-optional pool party in the Southeast! Join over 400 sexy couples and singles and jam to the DJ’s stylish international house music mix that sets a party vibe as guests enjoy European-style sun-bathing.
Karaoke @ Tiki Bar & Fun Games Pool Side!

EVENT DAY PASSES* (are included in the Resort Stay Packages):
**You must PRE-REGISTER & PAY in ADVANCE to attend the SLS Weekend Celebration**
For more information, please call 877-90-SWING!

 

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International Swingers Day Is Coming

In case you have been living under a rock, International Swingers Day is coming up.

This is the time of year to spread the joy and spread some legs. Each year International Swingers Day picks a day in August for clubs worldwide to post parties. I ask you to check out your local club for a party near you. For nearly 10 years, there have been parties thrown on this glorious day. Each and every year the following gets bigger and bigger. Upon writing this post, there are a total of 726 major events on August 13th 2011.

Enjoy the video I have included below of International Swingers Day.

There are only 11 more days left to find a local swinger club near you. If you would like a directory of all events happening on that day, I would suggest visiting International Swingers Day website. Each year clubs and party goers post their events on internationalswingersday.com in recognition of the swingers holiday. Every year more and more parties are posted on this site, with no sign of slowing down. Make sure to bookmark this site, as it will come in handy.

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Swingers Vs Cheaters

Swinging And Cheating, Is There a Difference ?

Swingers have a much higher success rate as it relates to marriage, than those who are not part of the lifestyle. If you and your partner are open with each other and have communicated your wants and desires as it relates to your sexual relationship and have both agreed that the practice has peaked your interest, then it seems your marriage has already survived the first true test, which is communication. For non swinging relationships, 50% of the women cheat and 60% men cheat at some time in their marriage. Recent studies show that 80% out of all marriages someone are having an affair.

Say No To Cheating

The first study conducted by the University of California in 1998 reported 24% men and 14% women cheated outside their marriages. In nearly 10 years the numbers doubled, believe it or not the people that have cheated blame the jump on the internet. According to divorce magazine, 46% of men believe that online affairs are considered adultery.

About 75% of married people believe it is OK to visit an adult site. Out of the married couples, 57% of people used the internet Social sites, to reconnect with an old flame or with a new flirt. Roughly 38% of married couples engaged in explicit online sexual conversation and 50% have talked on the phone with someone. What is most interesting is 31% of people have had an online conversation that led to sex from a non sex related social site.

With swingers, the couples do not engage in sexual activities or flirt to replace their significant other. With the lifestyle the feeling is mutual and the lifestyle looks down upon cheating.

Cheaters courtesy roomput

With these numbers of divorce on the rise more couples are embracing the lifestyle and embracing life. If a husband enjoys seeing his wife have sex with other people, and if a wife enjoys seeing her husband have sex with other people, then how is this considered cheating? Cheating is when you knowingly and willingly had sex with somebody else without your spouse’s knowledge or consent.

The lifestyle is about respecting and loving your partner, the ability to enter the lifestyle is about trust. Many couples enter swinging while in secure relationships; provide added motivation to avoid excessive health risks. While sexual affairs outside the relation may be in the heat of the moment with no regard to the other partner, swingers maintain that sex among swingers is a more thought-out and practical affair.

According to ABC News reporter John Stossel, who conducted an investigation in the Swinglifestyle. Stossel reported several Americans are swingers, according to estimates by the Kinsey Institute and other researchers. Stossel cited Terry Gould’s research, which concluded that “couples swing in order to not cheat on their partners.” When Stossel asked swinging couples whether they worry their spouse will “find they like someone else better”, one male replied, “People in the swinging community swing for a reason. They don’t swing to go out and find a new wife. They don’t swing to go out and find a new wife;” a woman asserted, “It makes women more confident – that they are the ones in charge.” Stossel interviewed 12 marriage counselors. According to Stossel, “not one of them said don’t do it”, though some said “getting sexual thrills outside of marriage can threaten a marriage”. Swingers that Stossel interviewed claimed “their marriages are stronger because they don’t have affairs and they don’t lie to each other. 12 of 12 marriage counselors do not have a problem with swinging. People should not cheat or have affairs, Swingers put everything out in the open. The thrill of being a swinger is keeping the thrill alive, and loving your partner. In conclusion when someone asks if there is a difference between cheating and swingers, the answer is a definite “YES”.

Keep in mind, when you cheat you are hurting someone, it can take months and even years to get over. Swingers do not encourage cheating and they do not hurt their partner. This is Mike Hatcher saying “treat others and especially your partner with respect”.

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Naughty in N’awlins

If you missed the last swinger convention “Naughty in N’awlins”, then you are letting some of the best times in your life pass you by. Swinglifestyle was there to take footage of the event.
This event is a swinger convention that has been going strong since 1999. Up to 1000 sexy swingers join in the worlds only swingers parade down Bourbon St. This convention and lifestyle party only happens once a year. Make sure to attend on July 11th until July 15th 2012 for the next event.

Please enjoy the footage and make sire you do not miss out next year.

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