Avengers Assemble: Swingers

Swinging Humor - Avengers Assemble: SwingersI admit I watched the Avengers two times at the movies, I was skeptical at first with the hype, but walked away from the movie very pleased. I have not watched a movie this good for years.  I came from the days when movies relied on plot like Weird Science and the Breakfast Club. I am a Generation X’er through and through.   The Avengers had plot, special effects and of course a compelling story, so why am I writing about the Avengers in a Swingers Blog? Simple, I just found out that my favorite artistic movie creators, Axel Braun has made The Avengers Porn Parody. Wow this one looks great, looks like it has a compelling story, great special effects and an all-star lineup.

The Avengers XXX looks to be a good porn flick, maybe not as dramatic as the movie, but this is one porn parody you cannot miss.  Looks like Earth’s mightiest heroes decided to have an orgy. This parody isn’t limited to license deals like Sony, from what I heard Sony didn’t want to cross license Spiderman in the Avengers so that’s why Spidey was not in the Avengers. But this parody does the comics justice ….in a weird pornographic sort of way. Avengers XXX has a cast of Iron Man, Black Widow, Nick Fury, Hawkeye, and Thor, The Avengers XXX also features Spider-Woman, Ms. Marvel, Sharon Carter, The Scarlet Witch, and yes, even Spider-Man himself, and they are doing what other REAL super heroes would behind clothes doors, orgies. So you see this is a good swingers blog addition. To top it off Axel Braun has cast Chyna as She-Hulk, this is going to be great! Loki may have an army, and the Avengers may have “The Hulk”, but this one also has She-Hulk”

In closing I always thought about having sex with a super hero, or wonder what it would be like to have sex as a superhero. Like Spiderman, I wonder how he shoots on climax or does he sling a web? Hopefully you guys enjoy this post and hopefully you pick up this movie to watch at your next swingers party or event.

View more XXX movie parodies: Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Avatar & Simpsons

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Swingers Fetish

No matter who you are everyone has their own fetish, just as all swingers have their own fetish.  Sure Mike Hatcher might like to watch a wife being led around by a dog collar for a gang bang; you know something romantic like that, whereas others have a different fetish.  There are many possible versions of swinger fetishism, as they may apply to the lifestyle of swingers.  Generally swingers can be defined as couples that are living together, possibly married, and share an open relationship as a couple.  This is often because one, but usually both of the people share a common sexual interest, which is very often fetish oriented.

Swingers Guide - Swingers Fetish It should first be clarified, that although many swingers are into certain fetish oriented activities, not all swingers practice fetishism.   Also a fetish to those who are not into fetishism, will probably involve activities that do not seem typically sexual.  In the most basic sense fetish for swingers is defined as pleasure or sexually stimulating arousal that is activated by use of clothing, objects, actions or parts of the anatomy.  If a fetish centers around a part of the body, it will not be the genital area.  For example, foot fetishes are a very common source of arousal.  Other examples are boot worship, body piercing, interest in bodily fluids, and bloodsports.

In swinger culture, many fetish activities are coordinated under the banner of B.D.S.M.   It is a private language that is used to describe this particular subculture of swingers.  It allows for communication, personal privacy and sexual partners can share experiences with a degree of secrecy.  B.D.S.M. is often mistakenly defined, as to the correct classical meaning of the acronym.  It stands for a three part collective term that represents all the possible activities and roles individuals have fetishes for, under the banner of B.D.S.M.   It means: Bondage / Discipline, Dominant / Submissive (sometimes Dominance and Submission), and Sadism / Masochism.

Swingers Guide - Swingers Fetish Just like general fetish practices do not apply to all swingers, the individual aspects of B.D.S.M. are not practiced by every swinger with a propensity for fetishism.   So a person, who maybe into Bondage practices, may not be interested in Sadism or Masochism.  The same could be said of someone is interested in Masochism, but not interested in Bondage or Discipline activities.   Thus the use of the acronym letters B.D.S.M. has become common among swingers, this way they can quickly let others know their interests.   For example one could say, “I am into D/s, but I am not into B/D or S/M.”

Being part of the swinger culture is a way that couples and individuals meet people safely for more unusual fetishes.  There is a safety net for the couple and the privacy of meeting in groups.  It also allows for social interaction, in a non-threatening, non-judgmental, and legally safe zone.   Practices among swingers are generally accepted, even if different people do not practice them.

Swingers tend to be couples, so it is most common for one partner to have certain interest that complements the fetish of the other.  Unless the reason for swinging is some opposition of likes and dislikes sexually speaking.  This is the primary reasoning why fetish is part of the swinger’s lifestyle, for many couples.

In closing Mike Hatcher says, “Don’t knock any fetish and try to be open to other people especially if you want to explore the alternative sexual lifestyle.”   Sit back and enjoy the ride, and don’t be offended by dog collars.

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Swinger Statistics: Improving bond between couples

Swingers Guide - Swinging Statistics: Improving bond between couplesPeople have asked good ole Mike Hatcher, “Is swinging good for couples and their relationship?” Mike Hatcher answers “No……….its FU#KIN GREAT!”  Swinging is defined as any non-monogamous sexual activity, but done as a couple.  It is a lifestyle choice and is usually treated as other normal social activity. For the swinger, there is a great deal of intimacy in knowing that they can trust each other, even through sharing partners or sexual experiences outside of the boundaries of being a couple.

Although swinging may utilize a non-monogamy understanding, it is always an exchange and sharing of partners. It is not just sleeping around without any kind of consideration. By coming back together again each experience strengthens the bond between couples. This is the way it should feel; otherwise it will harm the marriage.

Everyone involved is typically in the loop. There are boundaries, rules to the degree that the couple needs them and certain code of conduct. These are usually strictly held to, by both parties in the swinger relationship. Most often, their swinging rules were decided upon entering into the swinger lifestyle, long after entering into the relationship.

Swingers generally state that they are living in an open relationship.  An open or swinging lifestyle hinges on trust and honesty between couples.  In examining the swinger lifestyle, several factors must be understood.

Swingers Guide - Swinging Statistics: Improving bond between couplesLike any other relationship, the need to keep their communications open is necessary.  Without communication, it will be hard to maintain trust with one another.  If either partner starts sneaking around and enjoying sexual experiences without the other’s knowledge, then everything breaks down. There is no way out at that point, trying to figure out what is wrong in their relationship will only bring about the end of the relationship. That may not always be the case, but trust is the key to open relationships.  Once it is lost, it is very hard to return to a safe place as a couple.

About 85 percent of swinger couples reported they were married, or in a committed relationship.  Most had more than 5 years as swingers together and an average of over 10 years of marriage.  Of these numbers, about 80 percent reported being happily married, but also happier as swingers. Other statistics are about equal in numbers of males, females, religious tendencies, politics, and other factors.

To improve the bond between couples may be hard to do.   Marriage counselors see couples needing things that cannot be healed in a psychological way.  Sometimes this kind of healing can stem from trying a new attitude, or a lifestyle change in the relationship.  Some couples find that being swinger’s works for them, because they have found an openness together from it.

It is usually less about the sexual activities and more about the hearts of two people. Swinging statistics are only part of the big picture.  Pulling together in any way that brings two people closer, is the key to making a real relationship last.  The mind, heart, soul, and bodies of two people need to feel loved.  It is simple as that.

So spread some love and your wife’s legs for Mike Hatcher!

 

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How To Make A Woman Squirt

Swingers Guide - How To Make A Woman SquirtGood ole Mike Hatcher went to sleep last night, and as it was raining, I couldn’t help but think of the last time I taught a woman how to squirt.  Some people are skeptical but every woman is capable of having an ejaculating orgasm.  However, some women are not able to experience this because they are afraid or their men do not know how to help them get there.  Some women fear that if they let go and squirt, it might end up being something else.  Men should understand that female ejaculation feels so much like urination for women. This has made some women stop the sensation immediately as they feel it, even if they lose the extreme pleasure that comes with squirting.

Learning how to make a woman squirt is among the most powerful and rewarding skill you can ever learn as a man.  This can make a woman fall deeply in love with you and bestow unbelievable confidence on you.   However, many men are still clueless as far as giving a woman such a powerful ejaculation is concerned.  Probably the biggest reason for this is because information on how man and woman can increase the pleasure they get from sex is not readily available.

There are several ways to make a female squirt, and all that is required is your fingers and an oral job. Basically, the greatest advice is to try exploring different things, using different fingers and on various parts of her vagina.   As a man, you should realize that a woman’s vagina is quite complex and you have to do more than just sticking something in and out of it to get her to squirt.

You have to be innovative and come up with a strategy that will work best for your woman.  Focus on her g spot with your fingers while at the same time some oral job and that will surely get her off.  Besides, once you can give your woman an orgasm using your fingers, she will enjoy multiple organisms when you start having sex.

It should be noted that for you to make a female squirt, you should get her in a different frame of mind. As mentioned earlier, most women are afraid of what might happen if they let go, so talk to your woman first.  Make her feel comfortable and safe.  You can achieve this by reassuring her that she will still be attractive to you regardless of what happens once she gets to that point of no return.

Here Are 5 Tips on How to Make Your Woman Squirt
1.  Start by performing oral job on her clitoris, inner thighs and labia to get her wet and relaxed.  Ensure to lick and suck the clitoris continually as this increases pleasure.  However, you should not focus so much on the clitoris because although it is a good way to get her wet and aroused, this time you want her to squirt, and her g spot should be your main focus.

2.  Take two fingers (pointer and middle finger) and slide them in her vagina.  The fingers should be slide firmly but slowly.  Get them as far as possible without exerting a lot of pressure.  If she is very tight, you can begin with one finger then proceed until the two can go in.  When you are sure she is set for an orgasm of her life, go ahead.

3.  Reach for her g spot and start stimulating it using a beckoning motion.  Stimulate and tease it continually with your fingers and make her feel good.  By now, she should be breathing and squirming very heavily.  As she gets wetter, you will hear some squelching, sponge-like sounds.  You can tap, pull or press your fingertips against the g spot harder, as she gets wetter.  Her g spot will start swelling and ballooning out as she gets nearer to climax.

4.  Now this is the crucial part.  She will say that she feels like peeing but rest assured she does not want to pee.  This is a feeling of her ejaculation and you have to tell her about it beforehand so that she does not stop you.  In fact, when this feeling comes, you should do it harder as she is very close to ejaculating. Some few seconds following the pee sensation, she will begin to cum.

5.  Continue pressing the g spot harder and she will start to ejaculate.  At this moment, she will be screaming and her pussy will begin to shoot clear, odorless liquid.  Some women squirt a lot while others just a little.  This will be a great experience for your woman.

By following the above guidelines, you are sure to make your woman squirt and tremble with pleasure. And remember as a favor to Mike Hatcher; make your woman call out my name as she orgasms.

With Love – Mike

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Bisexual Swingers

Swing Offbeat - Bisexual Swingers Mike Hatcher has done some research on Bisexual swingers and this is a very interesting read my friends.  Swinging has gained a lot of popularity in the modern era of technology. Both married couple and singles from all works of life are engaged in this activity either actively or inactively. It is estimated that over 4 million of the world’s population are swingers. Swingers come in all races, genders, sizes and shapes. They can be bisexual, homosexual or heterosexual. These men and women don’t wear signs or marks on their faces and are not tattooed to display their nature or off hour activities. In fact, you may not identify someone who swings just by their looks or character.

Swingers are everywhere and some are even married or very prominent people in the society. They are found in each society and demographic.  Only some years back before the internet, bisexual swingers were essentially an anonymous society. They dated secretly through adult magazines bought from adult bookstores. Due to that, it even became difficult to know the number of bisexual swingers out there. Today, we can make estimates on all adult swingers in the society based on the information coming from sources such as the internet.

Swing Offbeat - Bisexual SwingersIn the past, overall dating took almost an entire year or more. Dating took ages when it came to mailing photos and sending letters, it even took long before a meeting was scheduled between the two lovers. Things have drastically changed and with just a click of your mouse, you can browse through hundreds of thousands of profiles listed online for people looking for love.

In recent years, the number of bisexuals and couples has rapidly increased in the swinging lifestyle all across the globe. In Northern Europe countries for instance, the figure has been on the rise. In countries like Germany, UK, Holland and Belgium, bisexual particularly among females is considered normal. Women forms a bigger number of bisexual swingers community in these countries than men. Traditionally, bisexual men were not common in most swingers groups although they are slowly catching up with their women counterpart.

Today, the world is developing and becoming easier in many ways. The internet has proven to be such an invulnerable tool for any couple wanting to find their like-minded people for date. Whether bisexual, straight or any specification of their preference, the internet has millions of single men and women looking for companion. Various research conducted have given widely varying figure on the number of bisexuals swingers today. Perhaps the vast majority shy away from being counted. Nonetheless, it is estimated that not less than one half of Americans are involved actively in to sexual activities. This falls under a general swinging bracket including bisexual swingers.

Swing Offbeat - Bisexual Swingers Statistics may be imperfect but even when given the lowest estimates of around a half percent, the number stands at 1.5 million swingers in America alone. In other words, it is logical to say that 1 in every 100 Americans are actively involved in bisexual swinging. Most swingers particularly women are in it due to bisexual curiosity. As every generation enters sexual maturity, they are willing to experiment with anything. Just as homosexuality and lesbianism is finding space in our society, bisexualism mindset is also changing within the community. The taboo that our society used to place about homosexuals with even some countries terming the practice extrajudicial, kept swingers and homosexual in the closet for fear of stigmatization.

Given the countless number of swingers clubs, private parties, conventions, resorts and websites, it is quite simple to agree that bisexual swingers are within the society. As the information comes in via the internet, a big number of married couples talk about it openly with some even deciding to give it a try. In some ways, bisexuality has presented itself as a bridge between all dichotomies. A man is created of many different things aside from gender and sexuality that it seems very natural these days to fall in love with any human no matter what sex. During ancient time and still now, there are people who feel that these activities are eccentric to human nature.

Although most bisexuals swingers particularly men fail to identify themselves as one, their tendency is be pinpointing of bisexuality. They remain in-knowledgeable of the existence of an incipient bisexual society where important safe sex information is easily accessible.

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TSA Agents Question Mans Penis

Swinger News - TSA Agents Question Mans Penis

Jonah Falcon

Honestly I am not making this up, Jonah Falcon, as if you don’t know who he is let me break it down for you. Jonah Falcon is the man with the largest penis in the world, it is 9.5 when flaccid and 13+ when hard.

Jonah Falcon, like many other Americans decided to take a flight, across the land of the free and the home of the brave.  In San Francisco Jonah was questioned about an unusually large bulge in his pants as he was departing.

He was stopped by TSA agents and questioned; apparently they wanted to know if he had something in his pockets, or some sort of growth. If it was me at this point I would say , well its not growing now but if you frisk me the right way I will salute you with a hard on.

Swinger News - TSA Agents Question Mans Penis

Funny TSA Comic

Jonah claimed the agents patted him down but didn’t frisk his genitals too roughly. Jonah claims he was delayed about 5 minutes and found the delay quite amusing

Falcon, whose penis measures 9 1/2 inches while flaccid and 13 1/2 inches when erect, said he was only delayed about 5 minutes and the incident was mostly amusing. This guy doesn’t need penis enlargement but I feel for the guy.

I think it was harder on the TSA agents than it was on Falcon. This was not the first time TSA agents have acted inappropriately view this blog on TSA Agents Find Vibrator And Make It Known.

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Swingers: Movie

This blog is swingers take on movies.  If you are a swinger like me and enjoy movies, you probably are getting sick and tired of Hollywood reboots, and are tired of being misled at the box office.  Hollywood nowadays is making prequel this and sequel that.  If you liked my blog on “Sex Food Names: A Swingers Take”, then you will know the direction of this blog.

I have compiled a list of movies that are misleading to swingers, based on either a misleading plot or a misleading name, or even misleading character’s.  Below you will see Hollywood’s version of the poster, and then Mike Hatcher’s Version of what it should be.

 

Backdraft

Backdraft

In This movie, I was expecting something along the lines of basic instinct or mature related. With a name like BACKDRAFT I was expecting maybe a love story between two men, kind of like Broke back Mountain. I was not expecting a firefighting movie with Kurt Russell.

VERDICT:

  • NO NUDITY
  • NO LOVE STORY BETWEEN TWO MEN
  • NO BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN SCENES

 

 

Freddy Got Fingered

Swingers: Movie - Freddy Got Fingered

No Fingering Going On Here

I was expecting a mans first time with another man, hence the title Freddy Got Fingered, I was thinking it was a man experimenting with his bisexual side, but no, once again it was a cheesy comedy that was not funny!

VERDICT:

  • NO ONE GETS FINGERED
  • NO FIRST TIME WITH ANOTHER MAN
  • NO BISEXUAL SCENES

 

The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants

Swingers: Movie - The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants

No Pants Taken Off

I was excited on this one, thinking with a title like that it has to be about Unicorns sleeping around and traveling to different swinger clubs, but yet again I was disappointed as it has nothing to do with the above aforementioned.

 

VERDICT:

  • NO NUDITY
  • NO ONE TAKES THEIR PANTS OFF
  • NO NUDE SCENES OR UNICORNS AT SWINGER CLUBS

 

Angus, Thongs & Perfect Snogging –

Swingers: Movie - Angus, Thongs & Perfect Snogging

No Dogging Here

As the name implies I was expecting thongs and snogging to resemble dogging, or swinging, but once again Hollywood has let me down on this one.

The man who wasn’t there  – I thought this would be a drama about a single man being excluded from Swinger clubs nationwide. Don’t waste your time as this movie has nothing to do with the title.

VERDICT:

  • NO DOGGING
  • NO SWINGER CLUBS
  • NO SINGLE MEN

 

Salt

Swingers: Movie - Salt

No Salt Here !

LOL I thought this one may be about blow jobs and the salty taste that follow, and since Angelina Jolie was in it I thought…..why not? It has no blow jobs in this, so do not watch it!

 

 

VERDICT:

  • NO BLOW JOBS
  • NO NUDITY
  • NO GOOD

 

The Ghost And The Darkness – -

Swingers: Movie - The Ghost And The Darkness

Sorry No Mandingo Here

I thought this was going to be a great interracial movie, the ghost being a white chick and the darkness being a strong African American man like Mandingo………Instead we get Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas running around in Africa with no Mandingo.

 

VERDICT:

  • NO INTERRACIAL SEX SCENES
  • NO NUDITY
  • NO MANDINGO

 

Swingers –

Swingers: Movie- Swingers

No Swinging Here

Has nothing to do with swingers, another failed attempt at Hollywood to capitalize on the lifestyle. This by far in my opinion is the worst movie ever created, and has not swinger clubs in it, no nudity.

VERDICT:

  • NO SWINGERS
  • NOT FUNNY
  • NO SWINGER CLUBS

 

 

 

Cinderella Man –

Swingers: Movie - Cinderella Man

No Transsexuals Here

I am thinking this is a great movie about  a cross dresser or Transsexual, living in a magical city, picking up men, yet once again Hollywood has let me down. There are no CD’s or Tranny’s in this, save your money my friends.

VERDICT:

  • NO TRANSSEXUAL’S
  • NO CROSS DRESSER’S
  • NO MAGIC

 

 

Free Willy

Swingers: Movie - Free Willy

No Willy's Here

I thought this was a movie about a guy with a big sch-long, but no, There is no guys that ever exposes himself or even Free’s His Willy…..not even to take a leak.

 

VERDICT:

  • NO WILLY’S
  • NO EXPOSURE
  • NO LEAKS

 

 

Failure To Launch

Swingers: Movie - Failure to Launch

No Erectile Dysfunction Here

I went to the movies and saw this one, I wanted my money back, I thought it was going to be a thriller about a man that needed male enhancement or erectile dysfunction, or premature ejaculation.  I thought it may be a mans journey to find the holy grail for his penis, but no, has nothing to do with the title, again thanks Hollywood!

VERDICT:

  • NO ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
  • NO JOURNEY FOR A HARD ON
  • NO PREMATURE EJACULATION

 

 

Whip It –

Swingers: Movie - Whip It

No Whips Or BDSM

I thought this was going to be a BDSM movie, then I find its about a girl and her horse? Seriously, another movie that irritates swingers. No BDSM or even one mention of a swinger club ever in this movie….maybe I should have looked at the movie poster?

 

VERDICT:

  • NO BDSM
  • NO ONE GETTING WHIPPED
  • NO MENTION OF BONDAGE

 

The Banger Sisters

Swingers: Movie - The Banger Sisters

No Banging Here ..Move Along

This is great, I am thinking I am going to a 70’s porn movie……Goldie Hawn? Ok Do I get to see her nude?? It has nothing to do with sisters getting banged, more like the ancient lives of groupies. They don’t even go into explicit detail…..two thumbs down!

 

VERDICT:

  • NO BANGING
  • NO SISTER ACTION
  • NO NUDITY

 

 

Snatch  —

Swingers: Movie - Snatch

No Snatch Here

Need I Say More?

 

 

 

VERDICT:

  • NO SNATCH
  • NO NAKED WOMEN
  • NO SEX OR NUDITY

 

Live Free Or Die Hard

Swingers: Movie - Live Free or Die Hard

No One Gets Hard In This One

Again The title implies a man that has a constant hard  erection while in prison so he has a choice to escape from prison…to live free…or Die Hard.

 

 

VERDICT:

  • NO PRISON
  • NO ERECTIONS
  • NO ONE DIES HARD

 

 

Grease –

Swingers: Movie - Grease

No One Gets Lube

The title implies someone greasing up with lube and a hot time, thought I would be watching a lot of anal in this film, but instead I get a musical like The Sound Of Music.

 

VERDICT:

  • NO ANAL SEX
  • NO LUBE
  • NO SEX OR NUDITY

 

 

Snakes On A Plane

Swingers: Movie - Snakes On A Plane

No Snakes Here

Since Samuel L Jackson was in Black snake moan, I thought he would be a pimp on a plane with his big snake, but no there are actual real snakes on a plane, I was misled because I don’t know how real snakes would be on a plane?

VERDICT:

  • ONLY REAL SNAKES
  • NO MANDINGO SCENES
  • NO SEX OR NUDITY

 

 

xXx

Swingers: Movie - XXX

No XXX Action In This Movie

This movie with Vin Diesel next to Swingers is the #2 disappointment as the title implies a sexual rating but no one takes their clothes and there is no action.

 

VERDICT:

  • NO XXX ACTION
  • NO SOFT CORE
  • NO SEX OR NUDITY

 

 

I hope this post has saved someone the time and money before you go out and buy or rent one of these movies.

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Does Size Really Matter?

Swinger Guide - Does Size Matter?Some women seem to think so, while others are more concerned with a man’s method of delivery as oppose to their actual size.  When a woman truly cares for a man, the actual size doesn’t really matter.  Women tend to focus more on the confidence and comfort of their partner instead of worrying about their size.

The average size of an erect penis is between 5.5 and 6.2 inches long and between 4.7 and 5.1 inches in girth.  Keep in mind that a women’s cervix size and shape varies with the typical vagina being about 4 inches deep.   So, with a vagina that small, pretty much any penis would be able to achieve orgasm and pleasure for both.   While 90% of women tend to prefer a wider penis than a long one, all agree that skill beats size.

Research has shown that men are the ones that are more concerned with their penis size than women.  Men tend to be very competitive when it comes on to satisfying a woman and their source of pride or shame is the size with which their working with. Every penis is different just like the every woman’s breast size is different.  This hasn’t stopped men from judging women solely based on size.

A research of more than 50,000 men and women asked to rate their size or the size of their partner found that 85% of women are satisfied with their partners size, while only 55% of men where satisfied with their partners size.  Women are often judged by their breast or backside, but in reality, the size of any sexual organ should have no relevance in lovemaking.  Men that think size matters on a woman really have no idea what counts in lovemaking and as such should focus on learning new tips, tricks, techniques and positions that can help them maximize the art of lovemaking.  See Sex & Swinging for new position you and your partner can try together.

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Buxom Bandit Caught On Surveillance

We all have heard dumb blonde jokes, but I cannot believe some of the news lately.  Just when I thought the good ole United States housed all the craziness, Australia takes the mammary on this one!

Swinger News - Buxom Bandit Caught On SurveillanceApparently a woman in Australia was trying to score…………………………..some cash that is. She went into a gas station and robbed the clerk and had some weapon.  I heard the saying about blondes or big breasted women being ditsy, well………..she didn’t even bother covering her face. I don’t know I watched the video 5 times and only saw her breasts? Maybe I will watch the footage again, the news reports her face is on tape but after watching again I can only see her breasts. Please view this and let me know if you can see her face, I think the media may be twisting the story.

Not only did she not bother to conceal her face–which was totally captured on camera–she wore a glove on the hand that held her weapon but grabbed money from the till with bare fingers, meaning she probably left prints everywhere.

The thief was dropped off at the store by an accomplice and proceeded to threaten the clerk with the knife. After the robbery, the pair……….I mean her and her accomplice left with a tank of gas and cash. If she’s caught, there’s no doubt she’ll be in big trouble, although if she wears that black top again she may get some leniency. I wonder if she stole any of these foods listed here? Sex Food Names: A Swingers Take

When I wrote this story I couldn’t help but remember the blog I wrote on the man that was arrested for molesting a vending machine viewed here: Man Arrested For Molesting Vending Machine

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A Clothing Optional Swinger Cruise

Swingers Guide - Clothing Optional Swingers Cruise Vacationing on a cruise ship is one of the most affordable ways to spend time with love ones.  More than 12 million people sailed the Caribbean last year and the industry expects to see those numbers climb for 2012.  Why is that?  Well for starters, a cruise offers an all-inclusive package that includes food, room and entertainment.  On addition, the ship boast features such as pools, Jacuzzis, water parks, movie viewing, live entertainments, golf simulators, salons, spas, ice skating, rock climbing and so much more.

There are a few differences between a swinger’s cruise and a lifestyle cruise.  The most noticeable difference is the absence of children and senior citizens.  While we love to spend time with the kids and our elderly, but every now and again mummy and daddy need some time alone and that is where the lifestyle cruise comes into play.  These cruises offer the best lifestyle experiences as well as the ability to visit exotic destinations worldwide.

Swingers Guide - Clothing Optional Swingers Cruise When attending a lifestyle cruise, people would fly in a couple days early and take over nearby hotels.  Parties along with meet and greets are planned so people can get acquainted and comfortable with each other before they set sail.  The people are very friendly and will engage you in conversation without knowing who you are.  Once you board the ship and settle in, people visit the bars, lounges, pool decks and other areas to get familiar with the ship and start to size up who they may want to play with.

The cruise schedule for dining and excursions are the same on a mainstream cruise.  Parties and adult games are organized by the pool deck daily.  Most people are naked or topless when walking around, dancing to music from the Dj booth or while laying out on the pool deck soaking up the sun.  The play room or a play deck is where all the fun begins.  There are different play rooms on a play deck, much like the ones you would see if you visited a swingers club.  Thy have themed rooms such as the group room, electric room, sybian room or visit a private room where they maybe another couple in the room.  Whatever your poison, you will be sure to find it on a clothing optional swingers cruise.

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The History of Swinging Part 3

First Documented Swinging Arrangement

The first documented swinging arrangement was made on April 22, 1587 between John & Jane Dee and Edward & Joanna Kelley.  The arrangement simply stated that conjugal relations would be shared among spouses.   These couples also took part in casting spells, séances and performing rituals to honor Divinity and the creator Tetragrammaton.  People did not understand such rituals and called it witchcraft.

Swingers Guide - The History of Swinging Part 3People Fear the Unknown

Up until the 16th century, church and state would frown upon sex.  They forbid adultery and people from having sex until they got married.  Between 1601 and the 1700s people who embraced nature and life were known as occultists and alchemists.  They also participated in trading spouses, praised divinity and the creator Tetragrammaton.  Although some were Christians and attended church, they were still labeled as witches because they were different.

Orgies & Swinging

Once a year, an orgy would be held where members would exchange spouses in a ceremony called “Extinguishing the Lights”.  After dinner, the candles were out and the ceremony would begin.  They would all participate in sexual religious rituals ranging from swinging to orgies.  They got the idea from sea captains sailing for Swedish trading Swingers Guide - The History of Swinging Part 3companies, who would set up liaisons with oriental tantrists.   This is similar to the Air force pilots who introduced swinging to the United States in the 20th century.

American Swinging

Swinging in the US started in the Air Force during World War II, when the pilots moved their wives closer to the base.  The pilot fatality rate was pretty high at the time, so when one pilot died or was assumed dead, the wife would move on to his friend.  This swinging arrangement continued into the Korean War as well.  During the latter half of the 21st century, the internet connected more people to each other and the lifestyle.  Swinging may still be considered taboo, but as time pass, I will become more acceptable as it was in the past.

 

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The History of Swinging Part 2

Sumerian Rise

Swingers Guide - The History of Swinging Part 2The Sumerian empire began from 8500 B.C. and lasted until 4500 B.C.  Men and women of the Sumerian empire lived together and would visit friends to engage in mutual yet causal sex escapades.  The Sumerian had sexual freedom and this is shown in Ancient Sumerians statutes.  These statutes depict sexual acts that Sumerian man and women would engage in as well as orgies.   Their orgies were a free for all as man and women would engage in sexual acts with people they did not know.  Sumerians would take slaves, just so they could be pleased sexually.  With the change in climate along came the invaders and the Sumerian civilization quickly met its demise.

Ancient Egypt

Swingers Guide - The History of Swinging Part 2The Ancient Egyptian Empire began 3150 B.C and lasted to 27 B.C.  They were fond of orgies and used aphrodisiacs to heighten their sexual pleasures.  They would soak blue lotus of the Nile flower in wine before the orgies would begin and this would arouse their sexual desires.  The lotus contained alkaloids, that when soaked with alcohol made a person horny.  They too like the Sumerians had slaves they used to perform sex acts.

Roman Empire

Swingers Guide - The History of Swinging Part 2The Roman Empire which began from 27 B.C – 1453 A. D. had many orgies.  Orgies from Ancient Egypt may have been on the hush hush because not much is known of their orgies, but the Romans were known for them.  Most believe that the Romans started orgies, but history shows that earlier civilizations were engaging in orgies before the Romans.  The Roman Empire lasted for a long period time despite their militaristic civilization.   Sex with multiple partners became taboo and is still so in some cultures today.

Stay tuned for Part 3

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The History Of Swinging Part 1

Several people believe that swinging is new to the last 50 years or so, but as Mike Hatcher has researched, swinging has been going on millions of years. Being an astute theologists and with help form my archeologist friend I have researched swinging and sexual preferences dating back to the dawn of our planet. Although some are speculation, this article is based upon myth, legend and fact. So here it goes……

Every myth has some truth, so does every legend. Swinging has been going on since the dawn of time. The Universe was created 20 billion years ago and seeded by many planets, below is a timeline of Earth’s past based on legends and fact.

LAND OF PAN (PANGAEA)
100,000,000 B.C.

Swingers Guide - The History Of Swinging Part 1Legends foretold creatures such as the Pegasus, Centaurs and other mystical creatures that wandered the Earth. The land of Pan was the “Garden Of Eden” discussed in present day religious teachings. This was paradise, Humanoids resided in peace, they were extremely sexually active with everyone around them and lived cooperatively. These were considered the first swingers. The first swingers did nothing wrong in the eyes of the creator Tetraqgrammaton. The creator taught tolerance, love peace and justice. The creator taught that there was and is nothing wrong with sex, just not to hurt others. Through the years this concept was lost. The Earth shifted and started to split into different continents known as “The Drift”. About 60 million years ago, a comet collided with Earth near the Yucatan peninsula, resulting in a cool down of Earth. Some humanoids retreated underground while others did not. Both groups remained very sexual and peaceful in their ways. As time went by, the inhabitants forgot about their connection to Divinity.

Lemuria
200,000 B.C.
Lemuria od The Land Of Mu, first started during this period after a Grand Cycle of 25,920 Swingers Guide - The History Of Swinging Part 1years had been completed. These people were peaceful, extremely sexual and enjoyed multiple orgies. The inhabitants were not technically oriented, but were tribal in nature, enjoying music, rhythm and living in large cities near the coasts.
Sex and sharing partners was a normal part of their daily life. Bisexuality was not looked down upon, it was welcomed. The Land of Mu ended when a comet’s tail brushed the Earth, causing a dramatic cooling which dropped by 50 degrees. The land mass sunk due to Electro Magnetic storms and people retreated to the Americas and higher altitudes.

ATLANTIS
18,086 B.C. – 9000 B.C.
Swingers Guide - The History Of Swinging Part 1Atlantis was a city like any other in that it lay situated above the sea, but unlike any other in its splendor and luxury. At the time, it was the city of cities, rich and incalculable, a feast of the arts, sciences and technology. Legends tell it was not uncommon for locals to participate in orgies, reminiscent of Rome. Practicing birth control was rumored to have initiated anal sex in virgins to control ejaculation. Atlantean’s supposedly used crystals as a source of stored energy, records of knowledge similar to a computer. These crystals aided in flight, telekinesis and used for strange energy during sex and orgies. Atlantis suffered a fate brought upon them by their own technology and sank into the ocean in a single day.

Stay tuned for Part 2 and 3

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Menage A Quatre

If you are French you know what this means, and if you are a swinger you know what this means. One word, “Foursome”. Yes foursomes may be fun but are not anything new.

Even though this activity started in orgies back in the Era of the Romans, most people get into the lifestyle for the infamous foursome.  For most swingers getting into the lifestyle they want to explore more sexual positions. Well good thing Mike Hatcher has you covered. I will be briefly going over some of my favorite sexual positions, and pics that I can barely show thanks to sexpositionspics.com

Swingers Guide - Menage A QuatreThis is a super fun position I call “The Hatcher”. The Hatcher involves a woman on her back while she is going down on another woman straddling her. In front is a man entering her. The woman who is being orally pleasured while standing is being entered from behind. this is great because the woman gets vaginal and clitoral stimulation.

<———”The Hatcher”

 

The next one I call the Choo Choo Blow. This has a lot of oral but definitely has some Swingers Guide - Menage A Quatredoggy-style action for the one that likes to be on their knees. This involves a man getting a woman from behind doggystyle, while the woman receiving is performing oral sex on another woman. Finally the woman laying down receiving oral sex from the woman is a trooper, because she is performing oral sex on a man straddling her.  This one is great for everyone & highly recommended. “Choo Choo Blow  –>

The next ones I couldn’t find any pics but here they are being described for my devout readers.

Doggy Bark -This involves one male, 2 female group sex position for bi-sexual or bi-curious females. One woman is placed in the doggie style position and is penetrated from behind by the male while the other female lays on her back in a position to receive oral from the first female.
Threesome Sandwich -This group sex position involves 2 males and one female. One male lies on his back. The female sits on him, penetrating vaginally. The second male sits on his knees behind her and penetrates anally.

Anal Invader- For the group of two men and one male where one female enjoys anal, this group sex position works. The ladies assume a top/bottom “69″ position and the female on top is penetrated anally by the male.

Humpty Hatcher This group sex position works for groups of 2 males and 2 females where the females are bi-sexual or at least bi-curious. One female lays on her back while one male performs intercourse on her. The second female squats over her to receive oral when being penetrated from behind by the second male.

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Why Should You Become A Swinger?

Swingers Guide - Why Should You Become A Swinger?Seriously, why should you join the lifestyle, or better yet, why not join the lifestyle? Back in 2009 there was a survey conducted and found that supposedly 8 million couples are closet swingers. This means swingers close lipped about their lifestyle. What’s more interesting is that there is allegedly 4 million that are open about the lifestyle. If you do the math that is nearly 12 million couples that practice non monogamous sex.

People automatically think that if swingers live the lifestyle something has to be wrong Swingers Guide - Why Should You Become A Swinger?with their relationship. This is far from the truth, a great deal of couples get into the lifestyle to explore their sexual side together. A few years back John Stossel conducted another survey and even had marriage counselors agree that nothing is wrong with swinging. In fact, it may actually help strengthen the bond of marriage between you and your partner. In swinging you will find that swingers are open, honest and do not cheat. Cheating is when you do something behind your partners back and without their consent.

Swingers do not roll this way, they are open, honest and do not participate in cheating. The lifestyle is for couples that are happy with their relationship, and secure, deeply in love with one another.

Couples may want to join to fulfill a fantasy, desire or experience their body while starting their own sexual revolution. In the new millennium couples can separate love from sex.

Swingers Guide - Why Should You Become A Swinger?What a person or couple will find out within the swinging lifestyle is the fact that when you swing with people some will make life long friends. Some may be your bed buddies, and some you may just want to hang out with, the good thing about the lifestyle is that there are a lot of great people to meet. The bad news is even though swinging is more main stream, your local town may not be so open to it and thus we are subjected to throwing private parties etc.

I envision a world, sometime soon in the near future where sex is open and appreciated in the US as it is in other cities. In closing, if you are thinking about being a swinger remember this, be prepared to enjoy yourself, make new friends, and you will end up living life to the fullest, while making sure you don’t let the finest things in life pass you by.

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Womens Top 10 Sex Fantasies

Several of my faithful blog followers have written in and asked what are the common sex fantasies that women think about. I conducted a few surveys and did some investigations on the subject and I was a little surprised by what I found out. Below are the top ten sex fantasies for women.

No.10 Domination (her dominating you)

Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex FantasiesWomen may love a big strong man that can sweep em off their feet, but there are several women that want to dominate and be in control. Why? the control factor, she gets to be in control and enjoy being worshiped from her man in the process. This actually ranked in the top fantasies for women, its always the quiet shy types that enjoy this.

 

No.9 Domination (you dominating her)

Since so many men have become the metro sexual type guy, women tend to yearn for Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex Fantasiessomething more. A top fantasy is the woman being dominated by a man. women fantasize about being pinned down and thrusting her thighs apart and taking her in every aspect. In this scenario the woman wants to be owned, and wants the man to take her in every possible way. This ranked #9 on the top fantasy.

No.8 Teacher/student

Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex FantasiesIf you have been reading the media lately you would agree with me on this one. Apparently several women not only enjoy role play but have a secret fantasy for a teacher-student sex rendezvous. In the media we look online and TV and we see quite often female teachers having sex with their students. I remember dating a teacher a few years back and she was kinky as hell, and guess what………we did role play the teacher student. This fantasy is one that is often played out between partners and fun to do. If you and your partner want to try this out i would highly recommend it. either you be the teacher or you be the student and feel free to switch it up each time.

No.7 Sex with a stranger

Sex with a stranger also ranked pretty high Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex Fantasieson this survey, apparently women get turned on by a stranger they do not even know taking them in multiple positions and exploring every inch of their bodies. Women are often attracted to a stranger and not someone close to them as it makes them feel more naughty.

No.6 Threesome with another woman

Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex Fantasies43% of women fantasize about a threesome with another woman. Some of the women fantasize about their man being thrown into the mix with another woman so she may explore her bisexual side. Women also enjoy this as they can arouse their man and have their man tear into them once he is horny enough. Some women want to experience another woman’s touch and this is a great excuse to involve their man so it is not considered cheating to them, but they get to experience another woman.Even though women have a high rate of this fantasy the next numbers will shock you.

No.5 Threesome with two men

Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex FantasiesThis one ranks #5, 53% of women fantasize about being worshiped by two men at once. Some fantasize about a man taking her from the back while she performs oral sex on the other. However some women that do fantasize about two men often fantasize about both holes being penetrated at once, and I am not talking about a hole in one at the golf course, I am talking about DP. This one is so popular and I commend Calvin Klein for actually posting this billboard ad. I am a fan of Calvin Klein and this picture is great in all aspects! Honestly when I saw this ad, i thought, the next time I do a MMF, I am going to wear my CK’s.
No.4 Voyeurism

Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex FantasiesIf you think women don’t enjoy watching other people get it on, you’re completely mistaken. women like to watch, the same as men, it is erotic, it turns you on, and sometimes it can lead to love making. This ranked #4 and is great because there is a little voyeur in us all. Now being a voyeur also means watching form a distance, some women living in bigger cities often have telescopes, and not to view the constellations. Yes women in the bigger cities often enjoy watching other men/women undress and have sex form afar.
No.3 Force fantasies

Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex FantasiesThis ranks as #3 and is a common female fantasy. Force fantasies are quite popular among women. Psychologists have mentioned that women fantasize about this because it allows them to be wild, sexy, dirty, without having the guilt that follows afterward. Women envision a sexy man, carrying them off to bed and get down to business as she protests on the outside but will love every minute of it on the inside. I like CK jeans, but low and behold I found a Dolce & Gabbana ad, which was pretty hot if you ask me. In this pic, you can see exactly what I mean. I now know why I have a thing for designer items.

No.2 Exhibitionism

Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex FantasiesComing in at #2 is interesting as 67% of ALL women enjoy being watched and or are curious about being video taped. in this category women actually enjoy other men and other women watching them partake in the most intimate of positions with a partner or partners.  Again in larger cities women enjoy having sex in front of windows on high rises and even in hotels. If you live in the Fort Lauderdale or Miami are you will know exactly what i mean in this blog.

No.1 Private dancer

Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex FantasiesBelieve it or not, coming it at #1 is the private dancer/stripper. Yes women fantasize about being a private dancer and or stripper either for their man or for stranger. This particular fantasy has been stable at the #1 position for a while. Women find it intriguing to have their partner or man drool over them while they perform sexy dances, in front of them or on a pole. Just make sure that your woman takes a class or two and moves up and down the pole like a certified stripper!

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Swingers Attraction

Lets face it, several swingers have their own taboo whether you call it an attraction or an instinctive desire that turns you on. Mike Hatcher did some surveys and found out some of the top turn on’s for swinger couples. Below listed in no order are Top Swinger turn on’s.

Body Piercing/Tattoo

Swing Offbeat - Swingers AttractionThis particular turn on is not at the top of all age ranges, but the piercing’s and tattoos are a turn on for the under 40 swinger crowd or Generation X swingers. The piercing’s that turn one on range from pierced tongues, to the lip, eyebrow, nose, nipples and yes of course the genitalia. this particular turn on has a high value as the piercings located in the right place often provide direct involvement in sex acts.

Tattoos drive a lot of people crazy, ear discs can induce swoons, and surgical implants (which can make a human look, say, alien or demonic) have deep sex appeal for a select group. If this is your turn on, then go with it!

Hair/Lack of

Ever see those playboy or hustler models with their hair blowing in the wind and the men Swing Offbeat - Swingers Attractionexperience an instant hard on? Well Mike Hatcher is one of those men.  Men tend to believe that hair can make the woman, even if it is hair downstairs.

Some even like the idea of hair all over their body, some enjoy the 70′s full bush around the private parts.

Women, too, may have their preferences, usually in the facial realm. To some women, sex just isn’t sex without some scratchy facial hair in the mix. Some women love a man like Mike Hatcher who takes about an hour to thinly shape his goatee.

It can also be the lack-there-of that gets people going. Rare but still out there, a select group of men find bald women to have an irresistible appeal and a lot of women enjoy a man that shaves his head and sports a goatee.

Swingers Leather Attire

Swing Offbeat - Swingers AttractionDid you know that there are clubs and several events catered to wearing leather? Its true, the leather fetish can also be branched off into other categories such as sadomasochistic sex play. Men and women enjoy wearing leather pants, corsets, boots, chaps, full body costumes and more. did you know that there are a lot of swingers out there that love leather?

Leather is not the only tangible attire that is sought after in the realms of fetish according to swingers. Rubber, latex, fur and silk are also highly popular options, as far as these things go.

Shoes/High Heels

Most men and women share the common attraction to the shoes. How many times have Swing Offbeat - Swingers Attractionyou watched a naughty movie and been turned on by the actress wearing her high heels during a shoot? Several men enjoy a women in high heels, and several women enjoy wearing them. Seriously if you don’t believe me ask yourself this “how many pairs of shoes does my wife/girlfriend have”? We’re talking mostly about men, mostly about high heels, and mostly about a woman wearing them (and possibly nothing else) during sex.

Although this is the most common turn on, it is the least talked about among other turn on between others and swinging friends.

Feet

Swing Offbeat - Swingers AttractionDid you know that several people are turned on by feet? Its true, although I don’t get the whole turn on, I came across a study published in 2007 by the International Journal of Impotence, that changed my opinion. According to this article feet, and toes were the most highly fetishized body part, with nearly half of the thousands of survey respondents choosing them over all others (and that includes boobs and butts!) (source: Independent).

No one is really sure why, nut Mike Hatcher believes it has to do with programming. No I don’t mean TV shows, but I am talking about dirty movies, and going back to the woman in shoes or better yet, without shoes and having her feet in the air. I can see how this might generally allure someone to sex.

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Free Swingers Magazine Download

Swinger News - Free Swingers Magazine DownloadHave you been waiting for the latest issue of LifeStyle Magazine?  Well, wait no longer, the new Spring edition of the swinger’s publication is now available online.  It’s in PDF format so download your free copy today!  You can also subscribe and receive a hard copy mailed to you quarterly.

This issue features great lifestyle articles such as “Single Gentlemen”, which outlines how single male can become successful at swinging. “Herbs to Increase Stamina”, is for men who may be experiencing or need help with sexual performance problems.  The use of natural herbs that will help enhance your sex life.  The magazine also features a new product called Stamizyn, an all-natural supplement that will reign supreme as the best sex pill on the market today.  Stamizyn is offering a free trail of the product if you just pay for shipping and handling at the cost of $14.95.  Other great articles included in the magazine are “The History of Swinging”, “Swing Etiquette” and the ever popular Healthy Swinging with Dr. Mike that takes a look at obesity.  Obesity is now the most important heath issue facing The US.   Download Now!

Have a swingers club you want featured in the magazine?  Clubs, Resorts, Conventions and other lifestyle events can get listed for free when you become a distributor.  Contact LifeStyle Magazine Advertise and get listed for the next issue which comes out in July.

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How To Throw A Swinger Party

Swingers Guide - How To Throw A Swinger Party

swinger house party

By getting your personal swinger house party in the swing of things it may provide a more discreet and relaxing atmosphere for you personally, your lover along with a couple of other swinging couple buddies. If you want to invite new swinging friends, sites like SwingLifeStyle offer the ability for you to create swinger groups, and post swinger events such as parties in the swinger party section. By doing this, you will definitely increase your chances of having a huge party, should you desire to. Keep in mind to promote your party at least 30-45 days in advance, if you post a party a week before, you may find that not too many people will show up.

If you are a member of SwingLifeStyle and would like to ad a party click here: Ad Swinger Party” you can designate your local area and let people sign up. This will allow you to sign up for an event and invite as many people to your party as possible.

Swingers Guide - How To Throw A Swinger Party

swinger party girl

Organizing a swinger house party may seem quite simple, but plenty of things should be done ahead to ensure that the party goes well. Listed here are a couple of tips that you may want to consider before getting your party:

#1 First and foremost, make certain that your property is neat and clean.

#2 For those who have a spa, health spa or perhaps a pool and plan for doing things for the party, make certain it’s neat and fit to be used.

#3 Prepare a plan as to which rooms in the home should be used for social, private, and open areas.

#4 Prepare fresh clean sheets around the beds within the rooms which will be used for play.

Swingers Guide - How To Throw A Swinger Party

swinger house party

#5 If you are planning to supply toiletries for the guest, remember to have ample clean towels ready. If you don’t intend to, include in the invitation that the guest will be to bring their very own.

#6 For individuals who’re people who smoke, possess a designate area like the patio, garage, or specific room for smoking purpose only.

#7 If your guests arrive by driving, make certain you have ample car parking on their behalf.

#8 For those who have children, make sure they stay at a friends place or relative that evening.

#9 Should you own a pet place it in a unused room, garage, or outdoors within the garden. Be sure to provide it with water and food.

#10 To alleviate the tensions of the party guest why don’t you have some music ready. This could give a more relaxing and comfy atmosphere so everybody can merge.

Swingers Guide - How To Throw A Swinger Party

stripper pole

If you have at your disposal, an extra room, or a room with adequate spacing, you may want to consider a stripper pole. You can find one just about anywhere either at your favorite adult store or online. Make sure you secure it well and have fun, as this is a party opener, especially after your guests have had something to drink.

An excellent icebreaker for tension is swinger party games the entire group can participate in enjoy yourself. As far as decorations you may want to check out this blog “Swinger Party Ideas“. If you are interested in an interesting form of a humorous approach to movies, try What Swinger Movies To Watch

Swingers Guide - How To Throw A Swinger Party

finger food

It’s optional to supply some finger meals, alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks for the guest. You may also request your all of your couple guest to BYOB their very own drink (bring your personal bottle) and/or take along a plate of finger food to talk about.

Lastly, remember protection, have extra condoms ready and round the oasis for individuals who’ve didn’t remember to create their very own.

Now all you need to do would be to decide a style, sent the invites and wait for a large evening.

OK last one, bear in mind that the party is suppose to become fun for you personally and partner too. So don’t overwork her in planning and end up forgetting to savor it too. For questions on about swinger parties in general please visit Swinger Party Questions and have fun folks!

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Swinger Party Questions

Some newbies have asked Mike Hatcher several questions about swinger parties, I have narrowed down the top questions and have addressed them for you I hope you enjoy.

Swingers Guide - Swinger Party Questions

swinger party

1. Who will get asked to a swinger party?

Invites to swinger parties at clubs or house parties usually extend to couples, unaccompanied women and may choose select unaccompanied males within the lifestyle.

Individuals who attend a swinger house party are by invitation only. The host themselves select who they would like to invite for their home for any house party.

Swingers Guide - Swinger Party Questions

mixed age swinger party

2. What individuals am I going to meet at swinger party?

Various swinger couples and singles all different background, race and religions will attend swinger party. Age groups will even vary from party to party. Most will vary from mid 20’s to mid 50’s.

 

3. What’s the different between swinger parties at clubs and individuals held in a house?

Listed here are the variations:

  • Swinger parties at clubs require members
  • For entry at club’s parties an entry fee is needed
  • Parties at clubs may either be on-premises (sexual activities are allowed around the     premises) or off-premises (sexual activities not allowed on premises).
  • You will find much more couples and single swingers decide from at club’s party
  • Swinger house parties are only able to be attending via invitation.
  • House parties tend to be more discreet and.
Swingers Guide - Swinger Party Questions

condoms and lube

4. Could it be hard for me and my partner to arrange a swinger house party?

It is not difficult to organize your own swinger house party. Please see next blog “How To Throw A Swinger Party” for information.

5. If my spouse and I are asked to swinger house party, should I take anything to the party?

Usually at a swinger house party you and your partner do not need to bring anything other then yourselves plus some toiletries for use on your use. Some hosts may request you to definitely BYOB (bring your personal bottle) of alcohol and drinks for your own personnel consumption along with a plate of finger food for everybody to talk about. When the host requires you to definitely bring anything it might be written around the invitation.

 

See Next Blog for: “How To Throw A Swinger Party

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Swingers Of Yesterday

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swinger magazine ad

For the people that are not aware of what swinging was like many years ago, let me say it was pretty hard to connect with someone.  For example, many years ago before the internet, swingers could only place ads in a swinger magazine or go to a swinger club.

As with today, some couples did not want to go to a swinger club and wanted to be discreet, this was the purpose behind the swinger magazines. These magazines were found at adult bookstores and a couple would purchase one and then place an ad. Some of these magazines were monthly distributions, so you can see it would take a while to get a response. Even though this was extremely time consuming, couples would wait patiently to either get a response or contact someone via phone (rotary phone) from a couple or single person they deemed appealing.

Back in the 70′s a couples form of pornographic entertainment was that of 8 track players and records of swingers in an orgy. Think I am joking? view some of the pictures in this blog. There was a time before VHS, and of course streaming and DVD, that porn was erotic in the form of listening. These 8 tracks were considered dirty and perverted, and some swingers would play these at their swinger parties.

Swing Offbeat - Swingers Of Yesterday

swingers from the 70's

Think for a moment……. with our current technology, smart phones allow you to access swinger websites on the fly.  Could you imagine waiting a month for an advertisement to come out? The advent of the internet has made it extremely easy and quick to find and hook up with someone. Since it has become so easy online, more and more people are becoming more picky in who they want to sleep with. Before the internet, sex was the appealing aspect of swinging and still is. However since times have changed it seems more and more couples are looking too critically at other peoples looks, personality and everything else. Although this is not a bad idea, it still is funny to me that people say “we can’t find anyone to connect with”, in this response I say, “do you think maybe your standards are to high”?

Swing Offbeat - Swingers Of Yesterday

yesterday swingers

Both the above aforementioned can make a great debate no matter what you agree with. My point is that although technology has made it easier to hook up with couples and we are becoming more picky. History has shown a steady increase of curiosity in the Lifestyle, magazines of yesteryear and current magazines have paved the way. These swinger magazines were mainly about advertisements, but a newer magazine called LifeStyle Magazine is chocked full of articles for people in the Lifestyle. Gone are the days of ads, but new swingers and veterans like to take this magazine with them on the road as it showcases club listings in the US.

I grew up in Seattle, great town and open to several sexual fetishes, including swinging. A popular read there was a swingers magazine called “For Play”. This magazine was popular at the local sex stores and also throughout place in Canada and generally the Pacific Northwest. This Glossy magazine of 104 pages showcased Swingers personal ads from all over Western Washington.

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for play

Also editors corner, swing news, NW swing clubs, humor, and personal ads from men, well-endowed men, photographers, transvestites/transsexuals, bondage, and models. A rich view of the Pacific Northwest Swinger’s scene. Astrology, Canada news, Oregon Glory Hole, Lubricants article, and more. Illustrated with nude b/w photographs. This magazine was a bit ahead of its time, as it showcased transsexuals in the early nineties.

If you lived in Ohio, swingers were very popular in the late 70′s and 80′s, a popular magazine was Ohio Connection. This Magazine of 104 pages, including covers showcased intriguing interviews with Dennis Gorges of Loving Couples about the practices of his group, including a description of their approach to birth control and VD. Plus personal ads, astrology, letters, club listings, etc. Illustrated with b/w nude photographs.

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ohio swingers

 

In closing, before you say, “you can’t find ANYONE online” remember this, there was a time when swingers could only find 1 couple per month, and then they may not like that particular couple either. Sleep comfortably knowing that sites like SwingLifeStyle have more members and it is simple to meet a couple that you would like to play with.

If you would like a swinger magazine and upset because almost all are out of print, no worries, LifeStyle Magazine is a free magazine and you can get your free copy mailed to you discreetly.

 

LifeStyle Magazine is the last of the best swinger magazines out there, and I would highly recommend picking one up, my motto is “If it’s free It’s for me!” Although it is a quarterly publication, it contains valuable information you don’t want to miss.

 

CLICK HERE for your free copy of LifeStyle Magazine —->

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Swinging And Non Monogamous LifeStyles

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Wife Swapping

You say tomato, I say tomahto. When a person hears the word swinging, one thinks both partners are swapped either for soft swap or full swap (see swingers dictionary for soft swap and full swap) and that is the gist of the LifeStyle. Believe it or not as time progresses there are much more fetishes involved in a non monogamous relationship. For example the term cuckold has recently become popular and some couples on swinger websites are very much into and enjoy that type of lifestyle. Wife Swapping was a term used long ago but is making a come back even today to describe the Lifestyle.

Ever since swapping wives and husbands has been in the picture, girlfriend swapping has become a popular trend over these recent years too. This is because society’s view has changed. Girls do not need to remain a virgin until they are married and guys can have their choices too. Both parties feel that they have the option to experience life in a more sexual way. Therefore, attached couples are now opting for such lifestyle before they are married.

Swapping girlfriends is very much the same as swapping wives, and believe it or not Mike Hatcher was swapping his girlfriends when he was younger. One would be surprised what kind of activities are happening to people 18 years of age. But the difference being a girlfriend is not someone who you are legally responsible for. There is no such thing as a marriage contract between you and her. If things don’t work out between the two of you, you can leave and move on to the next one.That is one benefit and why so many women and men age 18 and up are extremely experimental with it.

Swing Offbeat - Swinging And Non Monogamous LifeStyles

camping sex

I remember one summer up camping, it was me and my buddy, his girlfriend and mine. I had a hot girlfriend and so did he. We were drinking, and we discussed switching girlfriends, my buddies girl was down for it but mine was hesitant. His girlfriend came over to me by the fire and dropped to her knees and went down like a pro, I mean this women gave Hoover and Dyson a run for their money, I felt like the life was sucked out of me. I maintained my erection, but noticed when my friend and my girlfriend watched me I got rock hard. She stopped and went back to her boyfriend and immediately my girlfriend took over and started going down on me, it was like a competition, it was great. We decided to all go to the tent.

Once inside, my girlfriend immediately mounted me and started to ride, my friends girlfriend tried to get him into it but he could not maintain an erection. I ended up doing my girlfriend and his. Later he revealed that he just could not get it up. Some men in the lifestyle have this issues, sometimes psychologically they become too excited that they can not get an erection.

Swing Offbeat - Swinging And Non Monogamous LifeStyles

wife watching husband

In the Lifestlye you may come across many different couples and individuals who enjoy different sexual pleasure. Some are women who enjoy watching their husbands have sex with another woman while they watch and or join. Some men enjoy watching their wives have sex with another man while they watch, hence the term cuckold (See cuckold blog) which again has become very popular over the past few years thanks to the internet. Entering swapping or swinging does not mean that couples don’t equally love, respect, understand and trust each other. Surely for two people to be together and in love, certain elements and agreement must be satisfied to allow for swapping to take place. It is this view that both are getting equivalent enjoyment of sex with different parties and that nobody has been mistreated or disrespected in any way.

Again, swapping a girlfriend or boyfriend with your mate is also a way to enjoy sex without jealousy because both couples have agreed upon such action. Many couples believe it not only creates a stronger bond between each other but also allows them to experience theirs.

Wife swapping has no set rules. It is entirely up to you and your partner to decide the boundaries and limitations. Being involved with swinging or wife swapping, couples need not to be married. They should at least have some history of being together and familiar with each others’ needs and emotions. Here are some general rules if you are considering entering into wife swapping:

  • Good Communication -
  • Confidence and Comfort -
  • Trust, Sensitivity and Respect -

The general rule of thumb is that wife swapping works best only when couples view swinging as an enhancement to their existing sexual relationship, rather than to replace a fail one. Swinging is only a primarily social event.

For Everyone’s fetish involving threesomes or moresomes, there is always SwingLifeStyle the largest swingers dating site or swapping which ever term you prefer.

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Celebrate Spring Break 2012 at Hedonism II

Join us on a spring break vacation to Hedonism II.   8 days 7 nights of non-stop action from April 21 – 28, 2012.  Hedonism’s very definition is the philosophy of pleasure, so book your room and air fare now to experience the kind of pleasure you can only find at Hedonism.  This is an ultra-super all inclusive event and prices include:

  • Rooms that feature air-conditioning, television w/ cable,
  • All meals & snacks with a variety of dining options and settings
  • Au natural/Clothing Beach located on Negril’s famous 7 mile beach
  • Unlimited premium brand cocktails/5 BarsCelebrate Spring Break 2012 in Hedonism
  • Unlimited water sports including windsurfing, water-skiing, sailing, snorkeling and scuba, glass bottom boat rides, all with instruction.
  • Cascading Plunge Pool and waterslide
  • 6 Tennis Courts – All lit for night play
  • Rock Climbing Wall
  • Fully equipped fitness center & aerobics
  • Gaming Lounge
  • Daily activities & live nightly entertainment and theme parities
  • Disco and Piano Bar, that stays open till you say when
  • Airport transfers, hotel taxes and gratuities

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Hedonism is known as the most notorious adult resort in the world.   It is located on the northern end of the island in Negril Beach, Jamaica and sits on 22 acres of hedonistic pleasures.  Known for its cult like following Hedonism is open to adults 18 years and older.  Cum for wild crazy fun each and every night:

  • Saturday, April 21st ~ “Nothing Butt Net Party”Celebrate Spring Break 2012 at Hedonism
  • Sunday, April 22nd ~ “School Reunion / Retro Party”
  • Monday, April 23rd ~ “Sports Jersey Night Party”
  • Tuesday, April 24th ~ “PJ Night Party”
  • Wednesday, April 25th ~ “Fetish Fantasy Party”
  • Thursday, April 26th ~ “All White Blacklight Party”
  • Friday, April 27th ~ “Beach Party” (weather permitting)
  • Saturday, April 28th ~ “Farewell Breakfast”

Learn More

Time is running out so Reserve your room today!  Or call 877-90-SWING/ 347-995-3884 for specific details.

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What Is A Swinger Cruise Like? Jewel Of The Seas 2013

For the many that have asked “what is a swinger cruise like”

Swingers Guide - What Is A Swinger Cruise Like? Jewel Of The Seas 2013

Coral Theater

I have comprised this blog to answer that very question. I am writing about a cruise coming up, well a couple of them but this one sticks out in my mind, the Jewel Of The Seas Swinger Cruise on January 28-Feb 2nd 2013. First off I would recommend everyone reading this entire blog because at the end I will give dates and links to book a swinger cruise for those interested. I could go into detail about the nudity and the sex you will have, but I have been asked by people “isn’t a swinger cruise dirty, as in not clean etc?” the answer is no, So instead of talking about the sex and debauchery, I will be going over what this ship offers in the way of amenities with pictures to show you how upscale this sexy ship is.

Swingers Guide - What Is A Swinger Cruise Like? Jewel Of The Seas 2013

Jewel Of The Seas Pit Stop Bar

There are themed nights, parties, and events, but what you need to understand is that when you board you will be given an itinerary of fun on board events. I am writing this post so people understand how big and how much fun a swinger cruise can be, while showcasing pictures of how nice they are.  On this ship, there is practically everything you could ask for in the way of fantasy, things to do or people to do.  Other sites only show pictures of naked couples, but where does that get you? Don’t you want to see what you are getting for your money?

For those that have attended regular cruises before, a swinger cruise is not much different in terms of what to expect. Sure there is clothing optional, but the amenities and entertainment are always part of the agenda. The price of a cruise includes your cabin, all of the shows, and use of all of the facilities; all meals and snacks all day and night. On larger ships, there are places where you can go to breakfast, lunch and dinner and midnight buffets and all of the food is free.

Swingers Guide - What Is A Swinger Cruise Like? Jewel Of The Seas 2013

jewel of the seas cinema

There is generally a room service menu that you can order from 24/7 and that food is free (you should tip the delivery person a couple dollars). But that does not include all drinks. The ships provide coffee, tea, milk, juices, and drinks like lemonade and punch for free. BUT, you must pay for soft drinks (usually about $1.50) and all alcoholic beverages including beer and wine.

 

Swingers Guide - What Is A Swinger Cruise Like? Jewel Of The Seas 2013

jewel of the seas

There are places on ships to play cards and board games, and the cards and games are provided. If you want to just sit and read, there’s a library where you can bring your books or select one from the shelf. Ships have internet cafes and some offer WIFI if you bring your prefer to use your computer in your cabin (some ships offer notebooks for rent).

Since swinger cruises are clothing optional, some may just want to grin and bare it, while others prefer to wear maybe shorts or bikini, around the ship until certain activities.

Some people worry about getting sea sick, but the ships being used these days have automated stabilizers which minimize the rocking. The larger ships cut through the water so easy that you don’t even feel like you are moving. When there is bad weather the cruise lines will steer around and away from it, sometimes changing the order of port stops. Also, the ships generally move overnight and dock in the mornings so you don’t feel much movement. Consequently, your chances of getting sea sick are minimal. There is generally less motion than on an airplane.

If you do get sick, all ships have a doctor and they will dispense sea sick medicines. If you are prone to motion sickness, just get pills or a patch from your own doctor before you go, or go to a boating store and get a sea sickness bracelet. My brother gets sea sick but has never become sick upon any cruise, however better be safe than sorry.

The dress on ship is casual all day or clothing optional depending on if it is a take over or not. So take swim wear, shorts, sandals, beach shoes, your snorkel equipment if you have it, sun glasses and sun screen, lotions, a cap or big hat for the sun, a book if you are a reader, your music player, sneakers and clothes to workout in if you like to use the gym, your camera, and other personal toiletries. After 6:00 PM they may request that you wear “sports casual” attire. That’s attire that you would expect a person to wear in a business office, shirt with a collar, slacks, skirt, blouse, etc. You can still wear shorts and swim wear in the pools and spas but not in public areas like dining rooms and restaurants, show rooms, bars, casino, etc. Most 7-day cruises have two formal nights when you can wear your best stuff and get pictures taken, and maybe meet the ship’s Captain. But this is mainly in the theater and places of the like, I mean you wouldn’t show up nude in a theater at home right? Same applies here. The formal nights are REQUESTED not required attire. But some people do dress up in a tux for men and a long dress (any color) for women. Some men just wear a suit and tie and some women wear a nice dress but not a gown. You will not be denied access to the dining room or anything else if you choose not to dress up. (we usually take off the formal stuff after dinner and pictures anyway). You should pack formal, informal and any toys you may want to have fun with on board the ship.

Swingers Guide - What Is A Swinger Cruise Like? Jewel Of The Seas 2013

Windjammer cafe

I have tried to put as many pics into this blog as possible, this particular ship in question is actually 10 decks high. There are so many pics and I have only included pictures from one deck.  Here is a little more about the ship itself. The Centrum, or atrium, begins on Deck 4 and rises to deck 12 at the Crown and Anchor Society lounge. Although not large, this welcoming lobby area has a very nice bar, an attractive, marble dance floor surrounded by comfortable chairs and sofas and a waterfall. With entertainment nightly, it proved to be quite popular on this sailing and it was often difficult to find a seat. A free-form sculpture suspended above the dance floor is a focal point of the Centrum. This eye-catching sculpture made of aluminum, crystal and stainless steel is entitled “Northern Lights” and is aptly named. A lighted stairway, leading to deck 5, separates the dance floor and bar from the Guest Relations.

Swingers Guide - What Is A Swinger Cruise Like? Jewel Of The Seas 2013

Tides Staircase dining room

Aft of the Centrum, on deck 4, is the main floor of the stately 2 story Tides Dining Room. Windows along both sides of the dining room, silk draped pillars, high ceilings, an expansive staircase and cascading waterfall all combine to make the area airy, yet elegant. Along the back wall of the dining room hangs a stunning 2 story mosaic of glass, brass and copper. Remember book this trip through swingship and SwingLifestlye will give you a FREE Lifetime membership.

Below Is The Jewel Of The Seas Itinerary for 2013

For a better view of the rooms and booking visit: Swingship

Date
Port
Depart
Arrive
Monday, Jan 28
Tampa 4:00 pm
Tuesday, Jan 29
Cruising
Wednesday, Jan 30
Grand Cayman 9:00 am 5:00 pm
Thursday, Jan 31
Playa del Carmen 7:00 am 9:00 pm
Friday, Feb 1
Cruising
Saturday, Feb 2
Tampa 7:00 am

 

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Man Arrested After Butt Plug Rear Ending

 

Swinger News - Man Arrested After Butt Plug Rear Ending

fanny floss

I wish I made up this headline, well I kind of put my spin on it. I live in Florida and it keeps getting stranger here. A 41 year old male Rear ended another driver on Friday February 24th.  According to Huffington post, the rear ender Kevin Brann apparently had a butt plug or sexual anus plug in his rectum. Let me get this straight, Kevin was apparently wearing a butt plug?

Apparently Kevin failed a sobriety test and was arrested for a DUI. Police say that Brann was visibly drunk and wet himself on the way to jail. Apparently at drop off Brann had a butt plug or anus plug fall out or was removed and left in the squad car.

Now this is what you call having a bad day, I hope the officers weren’t to hard on this guy. This guy Brann apparently had a breathalyzer test that read.409 and .412 which I believe the legal limit is .08.

Kevin Brann is being held in Martin County Jail on $5,000 bond. I just hope the inmates aren’t too hard on him……..whoops I had to go there.

 

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Prehistoric Sex And Swingers

Swingers News - Prehistoric Sex And Swingers

chinese sex toy

Did you know that prehistoric sex involved swinging? Seriously, and I am not talking bout the primates swinging form tree to tree, I am talking about swapping, and exchanging. I did a lot of research and found out that aside form swinging the ancients used sex toys, and were in to bisexual activities.

Prehistoric man did not stop swinging. According to an article form Fox News, research into Stone Age humans has argued that, far from having intercourse simply to reproduce, they had sex for fun.

Swingers News - Prehistoric Sex And Swingers

taken from adult classics

Practices ranging from bondage to group sex, transvestism and the use of sex toys were widespread in primitive societies as a way of building up cultural ties. This is evident with the orgies in ancient Rome as well as modern day society behind closed doors is it not? A picture from danwei shows a bronze dildo. As regular Danwei readers will know, the government has been occupied of late with the Glorious Proletarian Struggle Against Online Pornography and alerting newspaper readers to the dangers of high-tech orifice peripherals. They seem, however, to have overlooked less futuristic modalities of self-comfort, as evinced by Sina.com’s online exhibit of bronze phalluses, aptly enough entitled “Large-Scale Chinese Sex Culture. Interesting picture huh?

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caveman sex 3

Timothy Taylor, reader in archeology at Bradford University, reviewed evidence from dozens of archeological finds and scientific studies for his research.

“The widespread lay belief that sex in the past was predominantly heterosexual and reproductive can be challenged,” said Taylor.

He argues that monogamy only became established as hunter-gatherer societies took up agriculture and settled in houses, allowing the social roles of men and women to become more fixed.

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Caveman porn

Javier Angulo, the lead author of the study and the chair of the Department of Urology at Spain’s Hospital Universitario de Getafe, confirms that “modern primitives modified [their] genitals with the use of tattooing, perforations, and cuttings to change their appearances. So I wonder if they used a knife on their foreskin or what? Talk about a cut above the rest and not leaving you hanging by a thread lol.

Yes sex and swinging have been around for a Milena, but it is our society that suppresses knowledge like this form getting out. The good news is the interent is a wealth of information that we can share and share alike, lol get it share ? Hope you enjoyed this post.

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Sex Food Names: A Swingers Take

Swinging Humor - Sex Food Names: A Swingers Take

Land O Lakes Hatcher

Is it just me or do I see a dirty side to food when I go to the grocery store? There is more pornographic material in your local grocery store than at a brothel in Bangkok. When I was younger I would make jokes about food and bring them to my high school and put them on my binder. I was kind of the class clown that got more ass than a toilet seat but that’s besides the point. I remember a joke that I would play and keep on my binder, I thanked Land O Lakes Butter, here is why.

If you look at the package, it seems innocent enough right? I mean a native American woman sitting on her knees holding butter right? Well if you take her knees and cut them out and paste them where the butter belongs you will get a woman holding her bare breasts. Ahh the good ole bad days.

Swinging Humor - Sex Food Names: A Swingers Take

Cock-Soup

Anyway like I said, when I go to the grocery store I get a good laugh, so I am walking down an aisle and low and behold I see Cock Soup. Now I don’t know about you but I always laugh when I see this in the store, especially when you see that the package reads Cock flavored soup………..mmmm makes me want to drink it right there.

So I’m on my way to the breakfast isle and I come across twinkies, now what is harmless about a twinkie? Well lets take a look at a twinkie what its shaped like and the fact it has crème filling. Interesting, this girl I dated back in the day was turned on by twinkie’s, now I know why.

Swinging Humor - Sex Food Names: A Swingers Take

spotted-dick

Do you enjoy Spotted Dick? Well in England they enjoy this which is also called sponge pudding. See what our youth is exposed to? I honestly can’t tell you how many aisles I go down and there is something that pops out as perverted or sex related. Don’t believe me? Well, next time you go shopping take your time to really look and see what is going on down each and every aisle, and you never know something like a fetish. If you have a store that has ethnic you may come across Jussi Pussi.

Swinging Humor - Sex Food Names: A Swingers Take

jussi pussi

Oh that’s not American and I would never see anything like that at my store. Well if you say that think again. Lets say you happen to walk donw the potato chip aisle right, nothing harmful here right? Wrong, the first thing I see is Lays, see what I mean, sex is everywhere, maybe this is why America is obese, because we are tempted to go to the store and get turned on.

Now back to the twinkie or should I say dessert aisle, upon closer inspection I see a snowball. Hopefully everyone out there knows what the term snowball means as far as sex is concerned and once again you will see what I mean about the filth and pornography at every grocery store nationwide. I mean you need an age restriction to discuss these things online, but here they are in plain view for all to read.

Swinging Humor - Sex Food Names: A Swingers Take

wiener wrap

I even went through the bakery aisle thinking I was safe,I mean bread and baked goods seemed harmeless right? Wrong, once again I was turned on to more filth by my favorite bakery advertising weiner wraps. Then I go over to the breads for a whole grain. At this point I am thinking bread is not harmful so I escaped the clutches of the porno grocery store. I see the usual, a bakery, a girl wearing a white bakers hat, nothing unusual here. I’m am thinking i want something healthy, like a multiple grain, or better yet maybe something with protein in it, yes some breads have protein. Well I  found it all right in, found it in a bad way.

Swinging Humor - Sex Food Names: A Swingers Take

semen bread

 

What do I see? Semen flavored bread, sounds great, might be hard to swallow but I mean come on? I couldn’t believe it, but hey I need my protein and I needed my grains so I tossed it in my shopping cart. Hopefully its not too salty, maybe low in sodium but the Semen bread may have a buttery consistency as advertised. Since 1908, sounds like some pretty old but established semen.

So I start to head to the exit and think oh I need some tortillas and some hot sauce this should be a non sexual experience, until I come to the sauce. Hmm I see Jerk sauce being sold on the shelf, and right now you are thinking the same thing I am, Jerk sauce how original, no need going down the bath section for my ky-jelly I can get it right here in the salsa location.

Swinging Humor - Sex Food Names: A Swingers Take

jerk sauce

I am finished buying the things I need, and think I am safe because I am finished with my shopping needs. I take a slow stroll up to the check out thinking I was safe. The line is long so I am patiently waiting, I was getting closer and closer to the register and there are those candies and stuff they sell close to the register when you check out.

I thought to myself, well I will see what they have to offer,  once again I was caught off guard with “Finger Marie” the snack that keeps on giving.

Swinging Humor - Sex Food Names: A Swingers Take

finger marie

I thought I could escape this porno of a grocery store with no other thoughts of sex and food but no, not a chance. Like I said a trip to the grocery store is always an adventure, and I see so much porn you don’t even need to watch one once you are through. Remember this each time you go to the store, keep a watchful eye, and see how our foods seem like they are trying to sell something else.

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Sex And Technology

Swing Offbeat - Sex And Technology

computer-sex

I gave a lot of thought into this post, and searched around for information on “Sex And Technology” in general. In the last 10 or more years, technology such as the internet has increased awareness on such lifestyle’s such as swingers, BDSM, cuckold lifestyle as well as gay and lesbian and of course a multitude of other fetishists that are probably too long to list. For every person out there that enjoys a certain type of food, that particular person more than likely enjoys sex a certain way or has a different fantasy toward sex. Why is this? Because everyone is different and has different views and personalities and upbringings.

Before the advent of the internet, swingers would place ads in swinger magazines to hook up and swap with one another. After the magazines some clubs started to sprout across America. What was once taboo for a man to be with a man or a woman to be with a woman, slowly became more acceptable with the awareness of peoples differences through technology such as , the newspaper, magazines, the phone as well as the television and of course the internet.

Swing Offbeat - Sex And Technology

sex keyboard

Television during the 80′s and 90′s day time shows as well as cable, really started to accept different lifestyle’s in the mainstream. Although there were other instances I have found in the 60′s I am discussing the main catapult toward lifestyle and recent influences.

We all remember the dial up days of the internet, something that the Generation X crowd remembers and helped start the internet revolution. Since then, internet speed has increased offering people a quicker way to surf more sites faster. Because of the internet swingers have become more readily acceptable and more and more people are joining SwingLifeStyle as a result, yes it is a swingers dating website for those who are not a member.

Swing Offbeat - Sex And Technology

smart phones

Recent statistics show that a high percentage of young adults have posted nudes online. The whole idea of this is convenience, If you offer it, someone will use it. I can’t remember the exact percentage I think it was like 24% of high school teens posted and or sent nudes through technology devices such as smart phones and or the internet.

The more technology advances the more information is available to people. Take porn for example there are so many ways to view it such as smart phones and a computer. Some people go so far as to brag about it as you see in this video below. I hope my readers have enjoyed this post. Take care guys and gals.

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Newlywed Swingers Or A Swingers Wedding?

Swing Offbeat - Newlywed Swingers Or A Swingers Wedding?

nude wedding

Some swingers have been in the lifestyle many years, some have only just begun to experience what the lifestyle is about. Recently I have received some emails asking me if people need to be married to be called swingers. This answer is a definite no, some people are life partners, some are boyfriend and girlfriend and some are just engaged. In the lifestyle you will come across several different types of people with several different types of relationships. Although swingers are usually thought of as swapping partners, there is so much more in between, like fetishes such as BDSM etc., but that is a whole different blog in itself. Let me just stick to the email questions.

One couple writes in that they are swingers and they needed ideas for a wedding, and asked If they thought they should have their swinger friends attend. This is a good question, and I say, why not have them attend? It’s not like they are going to go spike the punch with viagra so every one is hard on each other.

Swing Offbeat - Newlywed Swingers Or A Swingers Wedding?

nude wedding

Swingers are people too, and I would say yes invited them, if your other friends and family are not aware of your lifestyle, simply tell your swinging friends not to say anything and I am sure they would respect your wishes.

Another question that a couple wrote in was, “should we have a swap or gang bang at our wedding?”
Well, if you are asking should you, then you have obviously thought about doing something kinky for your wedding. I do know of some cases where swingers have had 2 different weddings, one for their family, and one for their swinging friends. Neither of these are wrong, after all the lifestyle is about tolerance, and not judging others. If you want to do something at your wedding, it is your day and no one should tell you how to plan it out. The ultimate decision is yours and yours alone. I do know of some nudists that have totally nude weddings, and they can be fun.

Swing Offbeat - Newlywed Swingers Or A Swingers Wedding?

Swinger Wedding

I also got this question, “where can I have a swinger wedding?” This is a good question, and since i live in Florida and have access to several travel companies I know of one off the top of my head called Topless Travel. This company specializes in swinger travel, and I do know they can book trips to Hedonism II. I believe this place still offers complimentary weddings if you book like a 3 night stay, don’t quote me on that but I do know they were doing that.

Weddings at Hedo are open for all to watch, whether naked or clothed. The bridal party and minister is always dressed at Hedonism II (once a year nude weddings are hosted at Hedonism III — usually around February 14). Guests don’t have to be dressed on the nude beach but some ornament themselves to be festive.

Ceremonies are short and a small reception is held in the piano bar game room. The resort supplies champagne and cake. Weddings are no longer free, but they are still reasonable and the resort staff goes out of their way to ensure the day is special.

In my opinion I would just have a normal wedding and spend some time with the one I love as my partner and soul mate, and have fun with that person that night. But, like I said i am not one to judge, and this is your life, don’t let anyone sway what you want to do, just because it is not everyone’s cup of tea, does not mean it shouldn’t be yours.

With That note, I hope you enjoy this newlywed video I found. That guy kinda looks like Mike Hatcher…..or does he?

Skittles – Newlyweds – Dir. Cousins [Not… by sharetherainbows

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New Issue Swinger Magazine

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LifeStyle Magazine

It has been a while since I was able to write a blog, been super busy. Nonetheless I got my new issue of LifeStyle Magazine and have read through it. It is a great issue, probably my favorite so far. It has a great lifestyle interview with Rick and Vicki, a couple that have been in the lifestyle for about 6 years.

Probably my most favorite article is Chinese herbs for better sex. I found this interesting because good ole Mike Hatcher is a healthy guy. I have quite the knowledge on Chinese herbs so this one intrigued me. When It comes to penis pills If I had to choose between natural and pharmaceutics, I would go for natural. So many companies have been sending me penis pills to try out and review so I may just have to review them and try them. Hopefully they are not too hard on me lol.

What I also enjoy about the magazine, is that it is swinger related material and goes over articles like swinging and healthy swinging. I particularly liked this article because it discusses more swingers becoming healthy in the lifestyle. After all we are not Ken and Barbie’s in the Swinglifestyle, but we can get great bodies if we want. I gotta admit my appetite varies, sometimes I am in the mood for a skinny natural woman, but then again I get in the mood for a BBW, yeah Mike enjoys all women. As a matter of fact I may just write an article on different types of women to swing with, in my opinion there is no female that I wouldn’t swing with, I just want them to be human.

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One thing I love about this FREE magazine, is that in the back of the magazine it lists Swinger Clubs by state. Although I work online in the internet, I prefer books and magazine always. Having this magazine on hand with the Swinger Clubs nationwide is worth its weight in gold. Did I mention its FREE ?? Sign up for your free copy as next Issue goes over the history of swinging. Trust me, the history goes back nearly 100 million years, and follows up swinging up until the present. A VERY interesting article.

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Swingers View On Condoms In The Porn Industry

Yesterday a Los Angeles city council voted 9 to 1 to enforce condoms to be worn during porn shoots. Although this measure is enforced in Los Angeles, it does not pertain to other studios outside of the city.

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The condom vote Tuesday marks a significant victory for the L.A.-based AIDS Healthcare Foundation. For years the L.A. based foundation has been rallying for performers to wear condoms and even to try and mandate the ordinance. In the past decade, porn shoots have been suspended several times following high-profile cases where porn performers have been infected with HIV.

Michael Weinstein, the president of the AIDS Healthcare Foundation said “It’s a great day for the performers and safer sex in our society,”. For years lawmakers ignored or dismissed initiatives to crack down on condom use. Apparently the AIDS Healthcare Foundation garnered signatures of voters to pass an ordinance on the use of condoms. the ordinance actually goes a bit further, listen to this, the ordinance requires adult film producers when seeking a filming permit to:

  • Use Condoms During Filming
  • Pay a fee which would fund surprise inspections.
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The proposed requirement would have targeted the multibillion-dollar porn industry centered in the San Fernando Valley. The city council members voted and approved the measure because it would have cost tax payers $4 million dollars to hold a special election.

Porn industry representatives were furious at the vote. Diane Duke of the lobbying group Free Speech Coalition said, “This is government overreach. It’s not about performer health and safety, it’s about government regulating what happens between consenting adults.”

I am curious to see the readers input and fellow swingers input on this issue. Do you think the porn industry in Los Angeles should be forced to wear condoms? Do you think that the city officials have gone too far? Or do you agree with this? Please leave a comment below thanks guys and gals.

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Japan Swinger Clubs And LifeStyle Cultures

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This is an interesting post I thought I would share with you. Upon one of my many travels, I Mike Hatcher recall a visit to Shinjuku Japan. I would like to point out that in Japan swingers aren’t really called swingers but they call them “happening clubs” or “kappuru kissa clubs”.  Anyways there is a big difference between American swinger clubs and Japan swinger clubs. The crazy thing is that these clubs looked so normal from the outside. It was in Shinjuku, on the road I always walked up to get to a club, when I saw this other club that just looked like some kind of members-only club. Upon nightfall one of my girlfriends asked if I wanted to go for some sex and sharing partners or If I wanted to take on an extra girl or two for the night. I thought long and hard, actually I am BS’ing you, It took me 3 seconds to respond hell yes! You never would’ve known that there was wall-to-wall screwing going on inside this normal looking club. Okay, I exaggerate: it was more like a few total strangers getting it on while a load of people dredged up from the cesspit of humanity sat around waiting for their turn and masturbating.

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This place was insane: they had wipe-clean cushioned floors, they had a pole dancing area, they had boxes of tissues and condoms in all the corners, they had role play outfits, they had cages, they even had a zone where you could do rope bondage. Like I said: insane.
Kind of like an upper class swinger club but with a kick. The funniest part was that they even had a masturbation room. There were two rooms where you could go to have proper sex, but one of them was just for couples… (sound familiar?) only there was a one-way mirror inside, so if some guy wasn’t going to get his rocks off that night, he could go sit on the other side and stroke the salami while he watched someone else screwing. Always gotta give the customer what they want, right? It appears these clubs although offering couples only, also include rooms for single guys to get off, interesting.

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Anyway my girlfriend told me to go to the bar and talk to this cute little 20 year old at the bar, who was single, yes a unicorn, we struck up a conversation, and we decided to go into a room, with my girlfriend from afar encouraging me on. We went into this bondage type room where my girlfriend arrived with yet another woman. Good thing Mike was sweet because he needed all the energy and the sweet semen to go around. Without getting to graphic I had a blast, and some great experiences all night. After my escapade I was introduced to another surprise in the bathroom.

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After a good loving session I had to take a leak, well I like to play my xbox 360 on occasion so I was in for a treat. As I approached the urinal, I noticed a video game hooked up to the urinal. Not knowing what to do I looked at the guy to the right of me. As he is urinating he is making noises and shaking his hips, he notices me looking at him and smiles. He thought I was checking him out, so I quickly said not interested just figuring out the game. As I approached I noticed a familiar logo on this video game, it said SEGA. Wow was I surprised, so I approached and almost beat it………the game I mean. Needless to say this place was great, super clean, fun uh games and sex games, makes you want to cum back for more.From what I am told Sega has this game in several urinals, just wish they had them in the US.

For a fun night out in Shinjuku just walk down the street and enjoy, really its that easy, these clubs look normal until you walk on in.

Enjoy the Sega Toylet video

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Swinger Party Ideas For The New Year

Hopefully everyone had a safe and happy new year with friends and family. It’s time to bring in the new year swinging and Mike Hatcher has some clever ideas to throw at your next swinger party. When I throw a party I make sure to throw parties that are unique and ones that make people remember my party, the atmosphere and all in between. Often times people talk about what I have at my party.

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For example, party favors can go a long way. My last party I had some interesting shot glasses that everyone enjoyed. These shot glasses are unique in that they are gummy shot glasses. These are great because it gets people talking and gets people drinking.

These gummy shot glasses are totally edible and come in different flavors like cola, lemon, lime, raspberry, red cherry, and orange. You can either freeze them first, or use them as is, but make sure you don’t bite into them if you do decide to freeze them.

Sometimes I won’t tell my guests, but more or less let them examine and use them, again this gets people talking at your party especially newbie’s. Party items like such as this open up a room for chat and gets everyone involved. If you are interested I decided to let you in on where Mike Hatcher buys his gummy glasses. You can purchase them here: Gummy Shot Glasses

For a retro 70’s or 80’s I like to use Recycled LP Records as coasters, you can buy them online or find some old records at your second hand shop. These are great because they just lead to more of the atmosphere, should you throw a retro themed party. Not only is

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this a great party favor to place your drinks, but once again it gets people talking. At every party the goal is to break the ice and get people talking amongst themselves. The more uniqe party favors you have, the more open you will find people to be. By doing so the more talks you will generate among everyone at the party. No matter which party, I always like to leave reading material around for the guests to use, like Position Sex Bible. This book is great and gets people talking; the best part is you leave it out somewhere that you know a guest would pick it up. The book sticks out so easily, that guests will be very interested in, and also pick up to read and examine.

Again this is a great conversation starter and breaks the ice. How many of us have either been to a first time house party, or the hosts may have thrown a first time house party? If the answer is yes to any of these, then you might want to try some of these suggestions. The good news is that this book can be found at your local Spencers, which is another good place for ideas on swinger parties.

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In closing I would like to give a final word of advice, It is great to have a quiet room where people can talk, this is a great place to leave some interesting and sexual reading material around. For the T.V room I would not only put on a regular hard core porno, but I would recommend an Axel Braun Parody. These are great, they say laughter is best, and what better way to have both in a porn. Some of Axel Brauns work include: Superman XXX: A Porn Parody, Simpsons The XXX Parody. To see some more of Axel Brauns work, check out some of my other posts like :

Star Wars For Swingers and this popular blog post that has several couples bookmakring and sharing,  New Ghostbusters Trailer Lastly you have to read What Movies To Watch At Your Swinger Party

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Celebrity Porn Stars

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all in the family Jackie Chan

When it was revealed that he starred in a Hong Kong skin flick called All In The Family, he revealed” I had to do anything I could to make a living 31 years ago, but I don’t think it’s a big deal, even Marlon Brando used to be exposed in his movies”. All in the Family features Chan, getting it on with a famous porn actress of the time.


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Next Up Is Cameron Diaz, apparently before she made a break through performance in The Mask, she had taken some S&M footage with another woman. These pics were to go into her portfolio. A few years later, the photographer tried to sell them to a Russian

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pornography group, after he offered Diaz “rights of refusal”, basically he tried to blackmail her to prevent the release. Well we remember what happened with that, she won, but her nudes appeared on the internet, just as everything else does.

 

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Rocky Stallion

Unless you have been living under a rock, no pun intended, you already know about Sylvester Stallone received a whopping $200 bucks to star in  The Party At Kitty And Stud’s. Stallone was cast as the stud. For those of you also not in the know, Sylvester Stallone also appeared nude in Playgirl magazine. Yep you heard it right, the Italian Stallion, the one and only. I have been a fan for years, but never seen this skin flick, make sure to watch the video for clips of their movies, then decide if you want to watch these. Maybe throw a retro swinger party and play these?

 

Saved By The Bell’s Dustin Diamond made a porno, yup! I never saw this one and have not heard anything about it. The only thing I hear is “Screech is in it” and I’m thinking, cool a comedy porno.

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I remember watching saved by the bell quite often and thought screech was great, but as a porn star? Hey I’ll check anything out, I will even watch this. Mike Hatcher is the type of guy that gets along with everyone and does not wish bad upon anyone, so anyone out there with negatives about Dustin Diamond, keep em to yourself.

 

Who remembers Family Matters? I do, I loved that T.V. show, with Steve Urkel, and the youngest daughter of Judy Winslow. Jamie Foxworth was the cute adorable girl that was written out of the show, presumably to make way for more Steve Urkel jokes and time. Since then, Jamie Foxworth has gone on to star in multiple porn films.

Chyna, AKA Joanie Laurer, If you haven’t heard this one, not only has  the super celebrity wrestler and star appeared in a home made movie, she has more in the works apparently. Laurer followed up two Playboy spreads with the 2004 video extravaganza One Night in China (ugh), wherein her alleged lady parts are repeatedly assailed by fellow pro wrestler and alleged man X-Pac. Recently Vivid Entertainment has greenligthed a new flick”Backdoor to Chyna”. Apparently she takes on 2 guys at once and going to be a must watch!

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Swinger Club Rules

Several readers have been asking me so many questions on swinger clubs so I will target a couple of questions submitted by my readers. Below are the Q & A on Swinger Clubs.

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Q: Mike, why are swinger clubs becoming so popular?

A: The world is becoming smaller all the time thanks in part to technology. More people are becoming interested in the lifestyle, now that they see more people think and feel just like they do on the swinging subject. Clubs are popular because they give you and your partner a chance to meet other swingers. Clubs also open the doors for exciting erotic and exotic sex.

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Q: My girlfriend is 20 years old can she get in?
A: Unfortunately not, because clubs offer sexual contact, most clubs have age restrictions. Also because there is alcohol present at most times, there is the need to be 21 years of age. I would recommend calling the club and discovering the restrictions for yourself.

Q: Do you have to be a member at a club or how does it work?

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A: Most swinger clubs do require a membership, sometimes it is a one time fee accompanied by a monthly due, or may vary. Some clubs have different prices for Unicorns and single men, as well as couples. Some clubs do not allow single men, but you would have to check at the clubs you are anticipating on attending. The good thing with memberships is that the club’s management can ensure only real swingers attend the parties and events at the club.

Q: What are the rules at a swinger club ?
A: Every club has their own determined set of rules to abide by.In closing I had people write in a few months ago on “what to wear at a swinger club so I would recommend you read this article as well. What To Wear? First Time Swingers

If you are looking for a swinger club, here is a map of the U.S. with a list of all Swinger Clubs: Swinger Clubs And How To Choose One

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