Swinger Destinations for 2013

This new year brings a lot of fun from SwingLifeStyle and TopLess Travel. For those that are unfamiliar, SwingLifeStyle or SLS is a swinger dating site offering swinger party and clubs locations nationwide, while allowing you to hook up with other couples. TopLess Travel on the other hand is a swinger oriented vacation, or adult vacation if you will.

The 2013 year is full of great surprises and great vacations just waiting for couples just like you. I have compiled some of the top hot spots that you do not want to miss this year.

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Jewel of the Seas * Jan 28 - Feb 2, 2013


Jewel of the Seas * Jan 28 – Feb 2, 2013

Join SLS, Topless Travel and over 2,000 swingers for another exciting couples only, full ship charter lifestyle cruise. This is a 6-day/5-night cruise aboard the beautiful Jewel of the Seas that will be leaving from Tampa, FL and stopping in George Town, Grand Cayman and Playa Del Carmen, Mexico before returning to Tampa.

Jewel of the Seas * Jan 28 - Feb 2, 2013


Caribe Resort * February 9 - 16, 2013


Caribe Resort * February 9 – 16, 2013

Caribe is a beautiful oasis in an unspoiled environment, where coconut palms sway by day and Club Colette rocks by night – giving you an experience you’ll NEVER FORGET!

Caribe Resort * February 9 - 16, 2013


Desire Resort * March 23 - 30, 2013


Desire Resort * March 23 – 30, 2013

Unleash inspiring interactions and unbridled fun when you discover the secluded adult-only resort, overlooking a breathtaking expanse of shoreline. Every moment is a delicious adventure that satisfies dreams and awakens the senses.

Desire Resort * March 23 - 30, 2013


Brilliance of the Seas * April 6 - 13, 2013


Brilliance of the Seas * April 6 – 13, 2013

Join over 2,100 people on one of the most impressive cruise ships in the world for another Full Ship Charter, Couples Only, Clothing Optional Cruise. We will be leaving from beautiful San Juan, Puerto Rico on a Southern Caribbean Journey.

Brilliance of the Seas * April 6 - 13, 2013


Hedonism-Swingers Break * April 6-13, 2013


Hedonism-Swingers Break * April 6-13, 2013

It’s been the most widely recognized and notorious resort in the world. Words really can’t quite describe the thrill of actually being here. It’s the ultimate guilty pleasure, only without the guilt.

Hedonism-Swingers Break * April 6-13, 2013


Thailand Adventure * April 26 - May 5, 2013


Thailand Adventure * April 26 – May 5, 2013

Join us in the “Land of Smiles” to experience the incredible Thailand palaces, unbelievable scuba diving, Thai elephant trekking, tiger parks, great golfing, some of the best dining in the world, Formula 1 go carts, some of the best shopping deals in the world, custom tailored clothing, the list goes on and on.

Thailand Adventure * April 26 - May 5, 2013


Costa Rica * June 19 - 23, 2013


Costa Rica * June 19 – 23, 2013

Join us on an outdoor adventure! Yes, there are “wild swing club parties” at night but we also enjoy all the great activities Costa Rica is known for during the day such as: Whitewater Rafting, Rainforest Zip-lines, & Waterfall Tours!

*Optional 3 night add-on to Jaco Beach available.

Costa Rica * June 19 - 23, 2013


Vegas Exchange * August 7 - 11, 2013


Vegas Exchange * August 7 – 11, 2013

The Lifestyle is coming back to Las Vegas as Vegas Exchange! Exchange Playmates, Exchange Ideas, Exchange Everything! It includes international parties and an annual convention. Get more information on the world’s only Lifestyle holiday and register for the convention today.

Vegas Exchange 2013*  August 7 - 11, 2013


Hedonism-Pure Pleasures * Nov 2 - 9, 2013


Hedonism-Pure Pleasures * Nov 2 – 9, 2013

Hedonism! Where pleasure comes in many forms……When you set your mind free, it’s amazing how happily the body will follow. Join us as we pleasure the Mind, Body, Spirit and Soul.

Hedonism-Pure Pleasures * Nov 2 - 9, 2013


Freedom of the Seas * November 10-17, 2013


Freedom of the Seas * November 10-17, 2013

The cruise ship “Freedom of the Seas” will set sail again in November 2013. Imagine what happens when you take one of the largest cruise ships in the world and dedicate it to the swinglifestyle? Make your reservations now to be part of the biggest swinger cruises with other open-minded couples just like yourself.

As you can see there is something happening every month, so plan your dream trip and have fun!.

Freedom of the Seas * November 10-17, 2013


To view more swinger destinations visit TopLess Travel.

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Swinger Horoscope 2013

Since December 21, 2012 came and went and we all survived the apocalypse, Mike Hatcher has created a breath of fresh air for the New Year. I have decided to post predictions into the futures of swingers for the full year of 2013.

If you are in to astrology, then you will appreciate your swinger horoscope, first thought up by Mike Hatcher. This took quite a bit of time to put together so I hope everyone appreciates it. Simply scroll down and view your sign and make sure to bookmark to give to your friends.

Swinger Horoscope - AriesARIES Aries are immediately drawn to their own independent and fearless spirit. The Aries wants to be chased and expects others to be all too happy to oblige. A love match with an Aries can be perfect. The potential problem with this relationship is that Aries is an impatient, selfish soul. They are so busy pursuing their own desires they forget it takes two to tango. The dating game can turn into a battle over who is number one! As long as these two have separate time to be individuals they’ll have little trouble keeping the fire burning in a relationship. And of course, you can count on some passionate sex!

Swinger Horoscope - TaurusTAURUS Taurus will party, play and be very good friends with other swingers. There is much to be learned from one another. They will have similar ideas and share much in common. Taurus is instantly attracted to outgoing couples. Taurus will stick with their partner through good times and bad. Taurus also finds their partner’s independence very attractive. This is a highly rewarding combination that has both long and short term potential. Before they know it, they could fall madly in love. Taurus is serious and sensual. Swingers consider Taurus a keeper and friendship will always be evident long after the attraction has ended. You will learn more about yourselves in this relationship. It’s worth the insight.

Swinger Horoscope - GeminiGEMINI Gemini is drawn to sex appeal. Ruled by Mercury, Gemini has both beauty and brains and swingers find this a huge turn on. Gemini is witty and can make others laugh which is another bonus. Partners are turned on by the challenge of the mysterious Gemini. Gemini thinks their partner is the best looking lover they have ever had. There is great sex potential and long-term possibility. To make this work, partners should provide Gemini lots of freedom and space. The partner will need to keep his or her sense of humor on at all times. Gemini should remain a mystery to their partner for best results. Sex will be hot. Love will be very possible. Gemini is the most sought after sign in the zodiac for their adaptability and cunning style in all they partake.

Swinger Horoscope - CancerCANCER This is an interesting combination that works out more than most people would think. Many sexual relationships and love affairs occur when nurturing Cancer meets sexy and ultra confident people. Sparks fly when Cancer gives others the encouragement and adoration they need. Others see both a future and a family in Cancer and cannot help but admire their sensuality and loyalty to others. The future will be paved with an intense sexual attraction and enough healthy challenges to keep both mentally and physically satisfied. It is highly possible for these two to form a long-term relationship. Together they will gain prestige and could make a fortune. Both will need to tone down aggressiveness because both will display emotional confrontations if neglected.

Swinger Horoscope - LeoLEO Partners need to give Leo the royal treatment and vice versa. If you are looking for a satisfying sex life, look no further. Both partners can match each other’s intensity and they will share strong compatibility in and out of the bedroom. The prognosis is very good for sex and very possible for marriage.


Swinger Horoscope - VirgoVIRGO Others will communicate well with Virgo and they will understand one another instantly. Partners will adore Virgo’s intelligence. Virgo will want to immediately seduce their partner. Attraction heats up quickly and a romantic relationship could follow. Virgo is a huge turn on for sexually intense couples. Sexual and romantic compatibility will be mutually satisfying. Family matters and loyalty will keep these two together. Partners must not play any head games with Virgo or there will be a price to pay. Virgo needs to keep their partner grounded so both can be happy. The attraction between them will be strong enough to survive any emotional storm.

Swinger Horoscope - LibraLIBRA Libra is ruled by Venus and is exceptionally attractive to their partner. Libra’s effortless beauty and social graces are what partners secretly desire. Partners will share lots of laughter together and go to the hottest parties. It will seem like a constant party. The partner provides substance and intensity to Libra. The attraction could lead to marriage. Libra could find their partner’s aggressiveness a bit extreme for their taste. Give each other space and both can survive the rough waters. This relationship gets better over time. The potential for sex is very promising. Libra will help their partner get a makeover and perhaps a home as well. Aspects are great for marriage. Family issues will dominate over time.

Swinger Horoscope - ScorpioSCORPIO When Scorpio first meet their partner, both are dazzled and surprised by the sexual chemistry and sensual compatibility they share. There will be intense sexual attraction, challenge and every so often, love can result. Scorpio likes privacy with a lover while they enjoy their partner to go public with love. This is one area that could pose a problem. If Scorpio exercises his or her social graces and polishes up on people skills, the partner could fall hard or be enjoyed by becoming a cuckold/cuckoldress.

Swinger Horoscope - SagittariusSAGITTARIUS Sagittarius will be drawn to a partner’s intensity and wild side. Both love to play with fire and neither will mind using flattery to get sex. They get along great as friends and lovers and a mutually strong attraction can and will lead to a long-term love relationship. A love of the good life and lots of laughter will be experienced together. Children and animals will be involved in this relationship. Both have met someone that matches their stamina, in and out of the bedroom. Sex could be explosive and will be a reason to keep coming back to one another. They are a powerful combination and friends will maintain that each of them has met the right person. There is such a thing called love.

Swinger Horoscope - CapricornCAPRICORN Capricorn is fascinated with the fiery passion within their partner and there is potential for a lasting love here. Hard work and discipline will ultimately play an important role in bonding them to each other. Hidden agendas and manipulation do not exist in the land of Capricorn. Keep jealousy and games out of the picture or lose Capricorn forever. Capricorn gets better with age and is very much attracted to a prestigious lifestyle.

Swinger Horoscope - AquariusAQUAUARIUS This can be a very challenging and exciting relationship. The partner and Aquarius are an interesting combination of passion, friendship and sexuality. There will never be dull moments when these two are together and they will experience many memorable moments with their friends and family close by. Social groups and events will keep the relationship stimulating. Both need independence and share similar creative abilities.

Swinger Horoscope - PiscesPISCES Pisces are sensitive, theatrical and sensual. Their partners see fun and fantasy in Pisces. There is chemistry and sexual attraction that may initially start out as a friendship, but could progress to romance over time as long as both are single. These two will entertain and share a powerful effect in public together. Their partners’ initiative combined with Pisces talent is the perfect component for public applause. Partners may get irritated with Pisces go with the flow approach to money and love. Partners may need immediate gratification in sexual matters while Pisces will wait patiently for the right person. Partners could get bogged down in heavy emotions and may want to flee via the nearest exit. Arguments relating to home, family and money will arise over time. For this to work both should have outside interests and not spend too much quality time together.

I hope you have enjoyed the swinger horoscope and wish you all a safe and happy 2013. To view more great lifestyle articles visit LifeStyle Magazine.

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December 21, 2012 Doomsday Swingers Party

Swing Offbeat - December 21, 2012 Doomsday Swingers Party

Milky Way

So December 21, 2012 is coming up, want go out with a bang? For those that have been living under a rock, Mayan legend claims that the world may end on that date or may be just the end of the calendar of the Maya. Some speculate that something spiritual will happen, some say aliens will come down and rejoice with all. Remember the recent blog on alien sex and alien swingers ?The most fascinating of all of the so called predictions is that the Milky Way will align with our sun and suppose to see a beautiful sight in the sky.

December 21, 2012 may or may not be doomsday but apparently at least 25 million people think that there won’t be a Christmas this year because of the Mayan apocalypse.So far Russia attempted to stop end of the world panic along with NASA here in the US.Even in France, officials ban access to a mountain in which believers of the apocalypse claim to be a safe haven.

I personally believe that swingers will go on, in some form no matter what. Swingers are the future, swingers are the past. If you don’t believe me, make sure to read my blogs called:

The History Of Swinging Part 1

The History Of Swinging Part 2

The History Of Swinging Part 3

I have compiled a great end of the world scenario that a swinger may encounter if they are having fun at a party, home alone or at a club. In no random order I have Mike Hatcher’s 5 ways the world may end for a swinger.


5 Ways The World May End For Swingers

Swing Offbeat - December 21, 2012 Doomsday Swingers Party

Swingers Fire

#1 You and your partner could be in a full swap scenario, and rights as you are about to orgasm, the earth is incinerated in a ball of fire. Talk about offing someone before they get off, I have heard of Coitus interruptus in the extreme, but this takes the cake.

#2 You have lost all the weight that you and your partner have been working on to get the toned bodies and show off. Right as you are about to expose your killer bodies, you are struck by a comet, never revealing your bodies to anyone.

#3 You may have had issues with male enhancement and maybe working on a rock hard erection, and right as you are proud to show it off to a hot wife….BAM you are frozen solid and the earth experiences another ice age. At least now you are stiff and got what you wanted.

Swing Offbeat - December 21, 2012 Doomsday Swingers Party

Swing Vibrator(not legal in Alabama)

#2 You and your partner just purchased the Maximum Pleasure Vibe 2000, a 36 inch long vibrator attached to a car battery wrapped up in a sex machine. Both of you are into it when all of a sudden, the Earths magnetic field is reversed and electric sockets short circuit………..you both are electrocuted. You always wanted a shocking experience; well this was the final shock of your life.

#1 You and your partner are at a swingers party in an orgy and have generously donated most of your money to the Mike Hatcher Foundation, a foundation for swingers. December 21, 2012 comes and goes, (you come and go too) Life goes on, and Mike Hatcher is happy for the donations he has received.

Swing Offbeat - December 21, 2012 Doomsday Swingers Party

Mike Hatcher Thanks Swingers

I have a great plan, I am holding an end of the world swingers party and will be asking for donations of 50% of your life savings, you know since you won’t need it. Honestly, if the world doesn’t end, look at the bright side with the money you have given Mike Hatcher, better you than me!

On a serious note, don’t worry because when it is your time, it is your time, don’t waste time worrying about death, when you should be celebrating life. Be good to yourself and friends and family and have a safe and happy New Year!

P.S. Give me a dollar!

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Ridiculous Swinger Website Advertisements

I thought I would take the time out to review two of my pet peeves which is ridiculous swinger ads by websites and by users on the sites.

Swingers Guide - Ridiculous Swinger Website Advertisements

Fake Swingers Websites

The first issue I will address is the advertising of these sites. First I would like to point out that SwingLifeStyle is the largest swinger site hands down. I was surfing the net the other day and come across an ad that had me laughing in hysterics. It looked like a cheesy comic book strip alerting me that my wife my be on this site. Seriously how many people fall for this? I know SwingLifeStyle is, what you see is what you get, probably because it was created by swingers.


Ads like this are funny, they target your computer’s address and keep popping up, well not so funny. I know SLS does not do this kind of marketing.

Swingers Guide - Ridiculous Swinger Website Advertisements

Mike Hatcher ?

Other advertisements pop up of video of cam girls, this is so annoying and I can not stand this. You will be looking around and all of a sudden………here come the cam girls. The problem with this is the fact that sites that do this want the SINGLE male, and sites want to target them as paid members. Real swinger sites are not after the single male, they should want the couples.

Now next up and I promise I will keep this short, my next pet peeve is couples that post pictures of themselves from 1969 or post a fake picture of someone else’s body part to try and pass off as their own. Unfortunately this will happen, as human nature is deceptive and people want to appeal to everyone. I am a rare breed though, what you see is what you get, no smoke or mirrors, just a type “A” personality, witty, charming attractive…….no ego by the way, people say I look like Colin Farrel, maybe I should upload one to my profile??

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Alien Sex & A Swingers Take

If you have been following the crazy swinger blogs of Mike Hatcher, then you know about my cousin and his episode with the cat from: Swingers Generation X and his mis adventures, yes it’s a joke.

Anyway, I was over at his place and he was telling me how he and his wife would love to be the first people to swing with an alien couple. This was pretty funny coming from a guy who is about as sharp as a marble. He was drinking and really getting in to how cool it would be to be with an alien and watch while his wife had a great time. I informed him that if an alien landed on Earth and saw humans, they would immediately leave and report no intelligent life forms were found.

He went on to show me pictures of naked women with alien greys, I was biting my lip trying not to laugh, but hey, people have different fetishes. My neighbor in Oregon liked his wife to dress up as an anime cartoon chick while he would um……you get the picture. Yes they would have sex while watching hentai and one time wanted me to dress up like a character from Akira, but that is another blog in itself.

Anyways my cousin was so the alien sex fantasy that he actually planned out step by step rules for swinging with a single male alien.  I thought was pretty cool, because newbies in the lifestyle need to prepare rules for each other. So here are his step by step rules for alien swinging which I downloaded from his laptop and I hope you enjoy these pics as much as he does. I only included three in this blog because 15 were NSFW and some had to be edited.

Swing Offbeat - Alien Sex & A Swingers Take

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Rule #1 Always make sure that the guest (alien swinger) is comfortable, offer him a drink, make sure he is relaxed and ready to be filmed at all costs.




Swing Offbeat - Alien Sex & A Swingers Take

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Rule # 2 If the alien male wants to spoon, It is OK with the wife as long as it is videoed and he does not get vaporized and or not longer downstairs no longer than 15 inches. (hey its my cousins rules)





Swing Offbeat - Alien Sex & A Swingers Take

alien child


Rule # 3 The alien must not have the attitude of “ I hope your couch pulls out because I don’t” My cousin stressed that protection is a must and even included what the alien child may look like with his wife.




In closing my cousin is different and I am open to all people of all fetishes, and who knows what swinging in the future might lead to. In the past it was taboo to be with a same sex person, or person of another race. Well those taboo’s are not so taboo anymore, maybe one day someone will have sex with someone that is intelligent, it just won’t be on Earth.

Since we don’t know the staying power of Aliens,  I would recommend Libidra for female libido to make the women horny and aggressively obtain multiple orgasms. The magic number appears to be 3 pills in the morning upon awakening and 3 in the afternoon.


Swing Offbeat - Alien Sex & A Swingers Take

Female Libido Boost



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Thanksgiving Swingers

Thanksgiving SwingersIt’s that time of the year again and the time to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. But beyond that I thought I would take time to write a serious blog instead of the one I wrote last year, What Do Thanksgiving & Swinger Wives Have In Common?, which I admit was funny.

I want to take the time to let all the swingers out there know to be careful on Thanksgiving. If you live up north, the roads tend to be icy so please be careful. This time of the year the accidents are high and several arrests are made for DUI/DWI so please be responsible.

Thanksgiving is not just about family it is also about friends. Too often we forget that Thanksgiving started between the pilgrims and Native Americans. It was about friendship, but I guess you can say they came together as a big family. To get technical the First Thanksgiving was celebrated by the pilgrims after their first harvest in the New World which was 1621, and no I don’t think anyone was swinging…..at least I think not?

Anyway, the first Thanksgiving lasted three days and had 53 pilgrims and 90 Native Americans. Some people forget what it is like to be thankful for the little they have, whether a boss helps you out, a friend comes to your aid or an ordinary stranger just says “here”! I know several swingers and they throw a major feast for family and friends, and I know several give plenty this time of year. It doesn’t matter which religion you are, or what your beliefs are, in the end, we are all human and everyone deserves a better life, and a little appreciation from time to time.

This is Mike Hatcher wishing you all a Happy Thanksgiving, be safe and be good to each other!!

For those that want to have a pre or post thanksgiving swinging event you can check out your local get together here: Swingers Party

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Swingers Humor Orgazmo And Porky’s

Mike Hatcher has a sense of humor as you know, and I will be reviewing my personal favorite funny movies………. you may want to watch them. The first is called Orgazmo and it is a must watch.

The reason I am bringing this up in a swingers blog is the fact that several swingers will recognize a Cameo from porn legends such as Ron Jeremy, Juli Ashton, Jill Kelly, Serenity Wilde, Shayla LaVeaux, Chasey Lain, Jeanna Fine, Meilissa Hill, Jacklyn Lick and Christi Lake.

From the creators of Southpark, this is the story of a Mormon who knocks door to door to spread his faith and ends up knocking on a porn shoot. After ending up being the lead role as Orgazmo, he eventually becomes a real superhero with the power to give orgasms with his Orgazmorator gun.

If you are a fan of Southpark, BASEketball or Trey Parker and Matt Stone then you must watch this Action Adventure Porno.

Enjoy the Trailer.

Next Up Is Porky’s

If you haven’t watched this movie you have been living under a rock. This is appropriate for a swingers blog because of the sexual innuendo’s in it.

There are a couple classic funny scenes such as when all the boys think they are going to get laid, and are chased out by a man wielding a blade. This of course was a stunt set up by their friends. Good ole Pee Wee ends up running down the road naked. And if anyone has a crush on Kim Cattrall like I do the romantic moans of her having sex as Lassie are classic.

My personal favorite sce has to be when the boys are watching the girls in the shower. There is a hole in the shower so one boy sticks his tool through the hole and a teacher almost breaks his tool off.

Without giving away too much of this classic here is the trailer.

For more Mike Hatcher movies check out: New Ghostbusters Trailer and Avengers Assemble: Swingers

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Happy Birthday To Larry Flynt

Swinger News - Happy Birthday To Larry FlyntToday, November 1, 2012 marks Larry Flynt’s 70th birthday and I wish him the best. As some of my loyal readers may already know, Larry Flynt is one of Mike Hatchers personal heroes.  Larry is one of the world’s most popular publishers of adult magazines and known to be an advocate of civil liberties. He gained his popularity when he had his first published controversial flagship magazine, the Hustler.

Since the release of Hustler, a lot of controversies have been associated to him, but apparently he was able to overcome all those challenges and continued to fight for what he believes in. Just imagine what would have happened if Larry had thrown in the towel years ago, can you?

The United States would more than likely be censoring videos, and even music. Without Larry and his quest to uphold the constitution and fight for the rights of American’s, we would be living in a totally different version of the United States.

I don’t know about you but I am glad Larry fought so hard, and I personally enjoy reading about Larry in the media offering rewards on politicians and offering some jobs.

I am happy to announce that I will get to see Larry Flynt be a keynote speaker for the Swingers Convention called Vegas Exchange in August 2013. Larry Flynt, being an experienced publisher and activist can surely bring a lot of life and excitement to this Vegas lifestyle convention.

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Swing Diaries on Playboy TV

Swinger News - Swing Diaries on Playboy TVWhen Mike Hatcher was younger, (that’s me for the first time readers) he would sneak a peak at magazines from Hustler to Playboy.  Love both Magazines and thank Larry Flynt for his contributions to our constitutional rights, and I am a personal fan of Larry Flynt’s publicity and dry humor. Playboy magazine is great because I get to look at the celebrities, I remember people saying who the hell would want to look at Lyndsey Lohan nude? Um that would be me! But like any other gentleman Mr. Hatcher would only look at the magazines for the articles, not the pictures. Yeah right! Thanks to technology today, several magazines are becoming digital and radio shows as well as TV has popped up, like the ones on Playboy TV.

We all know about Playboy TV, the premium monthly adult entertainment service that Playboy provides at a fee. The service is famous for its unique and exclusive content, which includes reality shows, comedy shows, movies and serials. The channel was launched in 1992 and has held the Playboy values of high entertainment quotient right from the beginning. There is a wide range of content that is aired on the channel, most of which feature Playboy’s own world famous models. One such show is Swing, which was a hit the moment it was launched. The people in the show are called swingers, and the whole concept of the show is about how regular, rich people explore the world of swingers and put their relationships to the test, with new experiences by bringing in new people to the bedroom. While this culture is quite common in the United States, nothing of the sort has come on TV, and Swing aims to do just that – show the lifestyle of such people with its Swing show. The show is aimed at couples who have only heard about such a lifestyle but have not experienced anything of the kind.

Swinger News - Swing Diaries on Playboy TVThe show is led by Anna David, a famous TV personality who will guide the couples through their journey of transforming their regular, laid back lives into an exciting adventure that involves Californian swingers who will spoil the couples for choice in terms of sexual experiences. There are many celebrity and experienced people involved in the show, who will be giving their personal experiences and tips on how to successfully perform couples swapping, partner swapping and having a threesome or maybe a foursome as well. The other side of the coin is also discussed in the show, which includes the headache such a lifestyle might bring to either or both the partners. As of now, the show has received tremendous response with its initial two episodes, and Playboy says it was great fun making the show.

They received literally hundreds of submissions from couples who wanted to experience the swinger lifestyle live on TV, and it was a tough call choosing the cast. Well, the editors and other people at Playboy made sure the most diverse group was selected, as the show would become much more enjoyable with such a party. It came as no surprise that there were so many people sexually curious about their lives and Swing is only going to help them. It will enable them to rediscover and revamp their sex lives, with the perfect swingers that Playboy has hand selected. The upside to all this is the magnificent Swing mansion, which is the ultimate stop for anyone who loves sex, as it is equipped with everything you can imagine. Right from Jacuzzis to bathtubs to the most comfortable beds, Swingers mansion is the perfect place to unwind and explore your sexuality, and the show will make use of the mansion to the fullest. Swing has it all – babes, dildos, couples, swingers, swapping and everything the secret lifestyle thought was secret, until now!

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Vegas Exchange 2013: Swinglifestyle Brings You the Lifestyle Event of the Decade!

Vegas Exchange 2013: Swinglifestyle Brings You the Lifestyle Event of the Decade!The date is finally out! You can now enjoy a tantalizing event at the Vegas Exchange 2013 swingers convention. Thanks to Swinglifestyle, the premiere sponsor of the event, on August 7 – 11. You will have the best time of your life with an enlightening event. The convention is scheduled to take place at the Palms Casino Resort and picks up from the previous lifestyle conventions. However, it promises to offer top high-end entertainment and a wide variety of activities for both couples and individuals across the globe. The event is also expected to offer industry leaders a chance to learn more and create lasting relationships that will enable them to succeed in their businesses.

As the main convention sponsor, Swinglifestyle will ensure that you enjoy a friendly workshop designed for couples, luxurious travel, celebrity guests and exhibitions for vendors. Do not forget over 3000 swingers will be present to offer you a great time. If you are a swinger or interested in being one, then you will not have to wait anymore. This is the best platform to meet other swingers and to find out more about swinging. You will not have to enjoy yourself in secret any longer as this lifestyle event allows you to meet each other.

Swinglifestyle understands that swingers are now everywhere. This is evidenced by the increase of clubs, websites, resorts and private parties hosting swingers. Furthermore, it is extremely easy today, to get information about swinging. It is also common to hear couples talking about it. In harmony with investors and swingers alike, Swinglifestyle is among the high rollers of the events of the decade. During this fun packed event, the swingers website seeks to bring like-minded individuals, couples, investors and vendors together is a free and fun environment. You will find it easy to meet and make new friends and to enjoy a revolutionary sexual experience.

Vegas Exchange 2013: Swinglifestyle Brings You the Lifestyle Event of the Decade!Whether you are a new swinger, male or female, or a couple interested in swinging, Swinglifestyle offers you a chance to start your sexual revolution by joining its website. It is free to open your own account. You will only need to create an account free and meet as many adult swingers as you want in the various chat rooms available. You can choose from as many as 196 chat rooms and join over 10900 groups to have the best experience of your life. The site is open to all adults above the age of 18. Besides, you are guaranteed a safe and secure online account for you to use.

As a lifestyle-dating website, Swinglifestyle opens its doors to all couples, singles and other like-minded adults who are looking for a mind boggling sexual experience. The club offers a luxurious experience and an attractive way for you to meet swingers from all lifestyles. It offers you a platform where you do not have to be conscious of your interests or worry about people viewing you as weird. All the individuals at the site enjoy swinging and understand the need for privacy.

At the swingers convention, you can choose any of the convention schedules offered. You can arrive early and schedule your own entertainment for the rest of the event. The events vary from nightly themed events to couple workshops, where you can learn a lot about swinging. Plan each day of the convention to have the utmost satisfaction at the event and to have a great time among people with the same interest as you. The packages are also right, and you can choose between the conventional packages or take the day passes. Whichever package you decide upon, you can be sure to find entertainment that suits your needs. During the event, accommodation is also offered. You only need to book early to avoid last minute bookings.

You do not want to miss the 2013 Lifestyle event, a convention like no other. With Swinglifestyle as the main sponsor of the event, you will get a lot of experience and have fun with like-minded swingers. For more information or booking visit Vegas Exchange

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Swingers Convention – Vegas Exchange

Swingers Convention For those that have never been to a swinger’s convention, you are totally missing out. I have gone to a few hotel take overs, small by most standards but nothing compares to Vegas Exchange swingers convention happening on August 7-11, 2013. With over 3000 swingers participating you cannot afford to miss this event, especially because it is an invasion of the Palms Hotel & Resort In Las Vegas.

Vegas Exchange Convention Night-Themed Events

Are you looking for something more to do than playing in world class casinos and luxurious hotels in the marvelous city of Las Vegas? The Vegas Exchange offers you a once in a lifetime experience as they gather the world’s most talented and finest entertainers and performers and give you entertainment like no other. In August 2013, Vegas Exchange will draw in many visitors and spectators from all over the world due to its spectacular nightly themed events. There are a lot of things to enjoy in these Vegas Exchange convention events that will keep you awake and your energy pumping.

There are various events and parties to enjoy so you don’t get bored with one particular event. Examples of these night themed events to be hosted are:

The Casino Royale

Swingers Convention Enjoy the Vegas experience in this themed event that showcases the spirit of Las Vegas – care free excitement and the ever beating fun. The convention’s “Welcome to Sin City” event is sure to give you a good start as you hang around other fellow conventioneers in this once in a lifetime event. Spectacular shows, cocktails and a nightlife that goes on until dawn – the Casino Royale will definitely keep you wanting.

The Moroccan Interlude

Ever had a fantastic Moroccan experience in the heart of Las Vegas? The Moroccan Interlude convention offers you the delighting encounter with both. Starting with a cocktail hour, the convention goes on to entertaining shows such as very beautiful and seductive girls from their very own harem and amazing snake charmers, as well as alluring musical artists that will astonish you with their very own variety of music.

The Bond Party

Swingers Convention The world’s most famous spy comes to Las Vegas in this convention that will surely give you a ton of fun and excitement. At the Bond Party, you can suit up as a favorite Bond character (from a huge selection of James Bond’s movies like Goldfinger, SkyFall, The World is Not Enough, etc…) and get ready for a wild party ride like no other!

The Venetian Carnavale

A convention that showcases the amazing spirit of the City of Love, the Venice Carnaval promises to give you the time of your life. This amazing convention reflects on the city’s atmosphere of love, romance and lust. Starting with a special backstage pass to meet the world class artists and entertainers, the convention will go on to showcase awe-inspiring performances and events, and the Fire & Ice Grand finale will surely leave a mark on your memory that will last forever.

It is not just the events that are to be celebrated here. You will be booked in Las Vegas’ finest hotel that offers world class service and accommodation, The Palms Casino Resort. The Palms has become very famous with a lot of actors and celebrities for its luxurious and extravagant atmosphere.

You are promised an amazing experience that will keep you coming back; these Vegas Exchange convention night-themed events have the best places, the finest entertainers and the wildest parties that will make your heart pumping all night long!


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Open Marriage vs. Swinging

Several people have written in to Mike Hatcher asking what’s the difference between open marriage and swinging? Several readers thought it was the same thing and that there is no difference between the two. Just what exactly is the difference between an open marriage and swinging? At first it does appear on the surface that they are the same thing, but delve deeper into the intricacies of both options and you will soon find that there are indeed some differences especially to everyone involved.

Open marriage basically involves a married couple agreeing that they can be with other people in a sexual sense away from their marital bed. This takes away the idea of people having an affair and cheating on one another, because they believe that their love and bond is strong enough and cannot be damaged by either partner spending time with someone else. They agree to have a relationship outside their marriage, but the other partner simply does not want to be included.

Swingers Guide: Open Marriage vs. SwingingSwinging on the other hand is a little different.  It generally involves two couples who swap partners for sex normally in the presence of one another. They may visit a swingers club where there is no real sense of building an actual relationship.  It’s just a way for them to have sex with others without there being any kind of emotion or feeling attached.

It has to be said that an open marriage is often seen by many people as being a genre of swinging.  The rules are slightly different as to what is allowed and the time frame that is spent with the other person. Take for instance, in an open marriage, the person may go for dinner, walks or anything that involves a normal relationship and yes there is sex.  Whereas swinging is purely sexual and virtually nothing else.

It is perhaps best to say that neither option is classified as cheating as in most cases cheating requires a degree of trust to have been damaged.  In both lifestyles, everybody involved is aware of what is happening and indeed with whom. It is, therefore, important that there is complete honesty and understanding at all times for either option to really work because there is always a chance something could go wrong.  Make sure to discuss any potential discomfort in what is going on immediately, so the matter can be resolved as a couple.  Problems may indeed occur in the marriage or relationship, but this is a chance that people are willing to take.

So those are the key differences between an open marriage and a couple who are swingers.  One thing that does come across is a clear understanding and a great degree of trust between the couple for either of these things to occur. If either interests you, then do make sure you talk it over with your partner and do your research because even though it undoubtedly works for some it can often lead to all kinds of problems for others.

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5 Real Reasons Why Couples Swing

Several people have asked Mike Hatcher, why people swing, so I decided to delve into this a bit further. Swinging isn’t something that occurs to many couples out there and you may have asked yourself why any couple would want to swing in the first place. This is a common question and if you are considering becoming a swinging couple with your partner, you are probably looking for the answer to that very question.

What is Swinging?
Before we get into why a couple might choose to swing, you may want to get a good understanding of what swinging really is. Swinging has been defined as recreational sex. It mostly will consist of one couple meeting with another couple that swings as well and they will then “trade” partners. Swinging is consensual sex, nobody is forced into doing these sexual acts and both partners do the sexual acts, not just one person in the couple.

Most swinging couples meet other couples at a swingers clubs. These clubs are specifically designed for swingers and other open minded people in the lifestyle to connect with each other. The clubs typically don’t allow many single men in but most will allow a number of single women. However, this is not the only way to meet other swinging couples; there is the newspaper, magazines and the Internet.

Swingers Guide - 5 Real Reasons Why Couples Swing5 Real Reasons Why Couples Swing

1. It’s Healthy
Swinging will show you how to have a good time without needing alcohol, although some couples enjoy being tipsy.  Most swinger clubs don’t allow you to buy alcohol at the club, which means you’ll just bring your own booze and you will be having a healthy fun time without too much alcohol getting in your way, unless you load up on your own. Mike Hatcher does not drink alcohol period so I can attest to this.

Not only that, but being naked in front of many different people, you’re likely going to spend a lot of time working on your figure. This means you’ll want to eat right and exercise so you can get into good shape. Recently swingers have been doing the diet and getting in shape so they look sexy for other couples. (See the Healthy Swinging section of LifeStyle Magazine)  Sex takes a lot of work and depending on the person you’re having it with, you’re likely to burn some calories so make sure you can keep up.

2. You Will Both Meet Plenty of New & Interesting People
You meet a lot of people when your active in the lifestyle, whether its people that you’re going to be swinging with or friends of people you and your partner have swung with, you will form new friendships. It’s really a great to meet new people. If you go to a swingers clubs, you’re going to cross path with a lot of people that have similar interests to yours and establish good friendships.

Swingers Guide - 5 Real Reasons Why Couples Swing3. You Get to Dress Up
This doesn’t really sound like a reason to swing, but when you go out and you know that you are going to be having sex with a new person that evening, you’re going to spend extra time getting ready. It’s an excuse to wear your hottest dresses and your best suits. Swinging means that you’ll most likely be buying all different types of lingerie, not just for your partner but for all the potential sleeping partners you’ll have in the future.

4. You and Your Partner Will Experience & Learn New Things
When you are having sex with new people, you will learn a lot of new things from these people. What you learn, you can then teach your partner and do them together all the time. Even if you and your partner have a great sex life together, it never hurts to learn and try new things. If your partner has sex with a woman and he really enjoyed the things she did to him, you’re going to want to learn those things so you can make him feel even better.

5. You’re Doing Something Together
As strange as this sounds, swinging is a great way to bond and try new things with your partner. Instead of going out separately and cheating on one another in secret, you’ll be going out together and openly expressing your sexual desires. When you each have sex with other people, you can then sit down and openly talk about the experiences you had and that could end up as a bonding moments for you. Many people believe that swingers are estranged couples who don’t really care about one another just because they like to have sex with other people, when in reality; swingers are very close in their relationship.

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Polyarmory vs. Swinging Lifestyle

Polyarmory vs. Swinging LifestyleA number of people have heard about the swinging lifestyle, but fewer people are aware of what polyarmory actually means and how different it is to swinging. What follows are some of the key differences between the two that will allows you to determine if this is actually something that may be tempting to you or something you want to avoid.  They are indeed two completely different lifestyles and with a better understanding it will make it easier for you to decide which one applies to you.

First of all swinging is much more than just recreational sex.  The lifestyle is about forming new bonds through friendships as well as having different partners in a swapping scenario whether it’s at home or in special clubs. This is often referred to by some people as being similar to friends with benefits whereby the alternative is much more about the love and relationship side of a couple.  It is more akin to having a number of boyfriends or girlfriends where sex is only part of a normal relationship.

Another difference is that a swinger is still seen as being in a monogamous relationship whereas in a polyarmory relationship they are not. The reason for this is that the swinging lifestyle is really based around the actual couple whereas polyarmory is more about individual relationships.  Dates occur or sex happens away from the other partner rather than beside them where they know everything that is going on at all times.
Polyarmory vs. Swinging Lifestyle

There is also a difference in the length of time that each encounter lasts.  Swingers engage in short term relationships, while polyamorous people tend to engage in normal more long term relationships.   It is almost identical to the one they currently have with their main partner. People in the swinging lifestyle tend to be more discreet whilst polyamorous people want it to be out in the open. Polyamorous people will engage in normal everyday activities with their other lover whenever possible.

Clearly there are aspects of both relationships that overlap, so you cannot state that a certain number of rules only apply to one kind of lifestyle. It can be quite common for people to move from one to the other at various times depending upon the people they come across during their lives.  Some people who are in a poly relationship may actually still swing with their main partner, although this is more unusual.  However, every part requires a firm understanding between partners as to where their own individual boundaries lie. It is important to make these boundaries clear or the relationship can be in danger of failing.

You will, therefore, see that they are not the same things and the differences that exist between them are indeed extremely important to know and understand. Yes they both require a lot of trust, honesty and openness, but perhaps now you will see why some become swingers whilst others prefer a different kind of lifestyle instead.

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Swingers Lifestyle Magazine

Swinger News - Swingers LifeStyle Magazine Download the latest version of Lifestyle Magazine!  It is your source and companion for quality information about the lifestyle.  The lifestyle is growing at an alarming rate, and we want to keep swinging couples informed about these changes.  The summer 2012 edition has a new look and feel with interesting lifestyle articles that readers will enjoy.

This issue shine’s light on embracing a healthier lifestyle with a great article covering genetically modified foods. Studies have shown that eating organic food over genetically modified foods (GM) may reduce your exposure to pesticides, fertilizers, hormones as well as antibiotics.  The magazine discusses the crops grown in the United States, what to look for on the labels and other ways to maintain a healthy lifestyle.

I really enjoyed the article on Libidra. This is a product that will help women add passion back to their love life.  It is said to intensify ones sensation from sex and allow you to reach a more pleasurable orgasm.  It even works for PMS.  Not to worry, the ingredients are all naturals so you shouldn’t experience any side effects or other health problems.  The magazine is offering a special promotion to women who are interested in trying the product.  There is also a special promotion on Stamizyn, which is a sexual performance enhancement for men.

Planning a vacation this year?  Check out the Hot Destinations section with TopLess Travel where they talk about their Bangkok Thailand trip coming up in November.   If you need more information about it, you can visit their website or contact them directly at 877-90-SWING.

Couples Questions, Letters from our Readers, The Swinger Party and Keeping Things Fair are just some of the great lifestyle articles that is included in this issue of the magazine.  <<<Download Now>>>

Is your swingers club, lifestyle convention or swinger resort listed in the magazine?  Distributors of LifeStyle Magazine will get a FREE listing.  Call us at 754-300-2436 or email us at info@lifestylemagazine for more details.

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Female Orgasm Enhancement Or Support Female Libido

Swinger News - Female Orgasm Enhancement Or Support Female Libido

Support Female Libido

Just when you think you have read it all something like Female Orgasm Enhancement pops up. A product called Libidra which helps Support Female Libido has been called the Viagra for women. I have done reviews on other male enhancement products but this is the first NATURAL product for women.

At first I was skeptical, I mean an all-natural product that get women in the mood, increase their interest in sex and helps with PMS? Well for me just the mood part would be worth it lol. But seriously I researched the ingredients and nothing like this product is out there, especially in price. From what I gather the natural ingredients formulated in Libidra have Chinese herbs such as Dong Quai and some rare ingredients like passion flower. I looked around on the net and nothing out there compares to the ingredients in Libidra.

The woman who gave me her personal review said she noticed within seven days, a heightened interest and increase pleasure in sex. Now this woman is a swinger wife, so I became curious in this product.  I questioned her on it, and she states that in seven days she noticed results, so I asked her if it increased by taking more? I am always a trial and error guy so I like to push things. I asked her to take 3 pills in the morning and 3 more 4 hours later. I was impressed, she told me that upon taking an extra pill, that she was in the mood even more than before, but she also got a good nights sleep.

Swinger News - Female Orgasm Enhancement Or Support Female Libido

How Many Men Will She Take?

The good news is this is the type of product you want to give your wife and keep your wife on if you are looking for some serious sex in my opinion. A guy asked me if it works good for getting the wife in the mood for a gang bang or double penetration. I did not know the answer other than the swinger wife told me it makes her feel like she wants more sex and can reach more orgasms better. In my opinion, give this to your wife a week or two before a swinger party or gang bang. But on the flip side and I love this, the ingredients I researched in Libidra, will help ease her mood that time of the month and may make her period lighter. So to the swinger husbands out there, buy your wife this and tell her “its for cramping and elevated mood honey” lol. Then when she takes it and gets horny just make sure to have your wife call good ole Mike Hatchers name out when you………or your buddy is doing your wife!


Hopefully you enjoyed this article and hopefully you give Libidra a try, do it for your wife.

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Superman Gets Wonder Woman

Swinging Humor - Superman Gets Wonder WomanIt seems like Hollywood is doing reboot after reboot, and makes sense that DC comics would do the same.  A lot of my loyal readers are wondering what does this have to do with swinging, well I did articles on Wonder Woman in the past and how the creator was into BDSM.  I also wrote a swinger take on Batman and Robin.

I recently read that DC is now having Superman hook up with Wonder Woman. Now being a swinger I envision Superman with a flashback from a movie called mallrats when Brodie says: “Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it’s strong enough to carry his child?”

Now later on Brodie explains that Wonder Woman is the only woman that can bang superman, looks like DC comics may have taken it form this line: “He’s an alien for Christ sake! His kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth’s yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom . . . that would kill them.”

If that’s not cool enough Axel Braun has released another parody called Superman XXX. I have not watched this one yet, but this one may be one to watch at your next themed swinger party.

Seems like superheroes have been the topic of discussion and I wrote this because I recently went to an awesome swinger Super Hero Party. I recommend if you guys are throwing a party to have a Super Hero theme and rent some porn parodies like The Avengers XXX. Also don’t forget

Make sure to read other Super Hero Swinger Blogs Like:

Are Batman And Robin Gay?

Avengers Assemble

Wonder Woman BDSM

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Avengers Assemble: Swingers

Swinging Humor - Avengers Assemble: SwingersI admit I watched the Avengers two times at the movies, I was skeptical at first with the hype, but walked away from the movie very pleased. I have not watched a movie this good for years.  I came from the days when movies relied on plot like Weird Science and the Breakfast Club. I am a Generation X’er through and through.   The Avengers had plot, special effects and of course a compelling story, so why am I writing about the Avengers in a Swingers Blog? Simple, I just found out that my favorite artistic movie creators, Axel Braun has made The Avengers Porn Parody. Wow this one looks great, looks like it has a compelling story, great special effects and an all-star lineup.

The Avengers XXX looks to be a good porn flick, maybe not as dramatic as the movie, but this is one porn parody you cannot miss.  Looks like Earth’s mightiest heroes decided to have an orgy. This parody isn’t limited to license deals like Sony, from what I heard Sony didn’t want to cross license Spiderman in the Avengers so that’s why Spidey was not in the Avengers. But this parody does the comics justice ….in a weird pornographic sort of way. Avengers XXX has a cast of Iron Man, Black Widow, Nick Fury, Hawkeye, and Thor, The Avengers XXX also features Spider-Woman, Ms. Marvel, Sharon Carter, The Scarlet Witch, and yes, even Spider-Man himself, and they are doing what other REAL super heroes would behind clothes doors, orgies. So you see this is a good swingers blog addition. To top it off Axel Braun has cast Chyna as She-Hulk, this is going to be great! Loki may have an army, and the Avengers may have “The Hulk”, but this one also has She-Hulk”

In closing I always thought about having sex with a super hero, or wonder what it would be like to have sex as a superhero. Like Spiderman, I wonder how he shoots on climax or does he sling a web? Hopefully you guys enjoy this post and hopefully you pick up this movie to watch at your next swingers party or event.

View more XXX movie parodies: Ghostbusters, Star Wars, Avatar & Simpsons

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Swingers Fetish

No matter who you are everyone has their own fetish, just as all swingers have their own fetish.  Sure Mike Hatcher might like to watch a wife being led around by a dog collar for a gang bang; you know something romantic like that, whereas others have a different fetish.  There are many possible versions of swinger fetishism, as they may apply to the lifestyle of swingers.  Generally swingers can be defined as couples that are living together, possibly married, and share an open relationship as a couple.  This is often because one, but usually both of the people share a common sexual interest, which is very often fetish oriented.

Swingers Guide - Swingers Fetish It should first be clarified, that although many swingers are into certain fetish oriented activities, not all swingers practice fetishism.   Also a fetish to those who are not into fetishism, will probably involve activities that do not seem typically sexual.  In the most basic sense fetish for swingers is defined as pleasure or sexually stimulating arousal that is activated by use of clothing, objects, actions or parts of the anatomy.  If a fetish centers around a part of the body, it will not be the genital area.  For example, foot fetishes are a very common source of arousal.  Other examples are boot worship, body piercing, interest in bodily fluids, and bloodsports.

In swinger culture, many fetish activities are coordinated under the banner of B.D.S.M.   It is a private language that is used to describe this particular subculture of swingers.  It allows for communication, personal privacy and sexual partners can share experiences with a degree of secrecy.  B.D.S.M. is often mistakenly defined, as to the correct classical meaning of the acronym.  It stands for a three part collective term that represents all the possible activities and roles individuals have fetishes for, under the banner of B.D.S.M.   It means: Bondage / Discipline, Dominant / Submissive (sometimes Dominance and Submission), and Sadism / Masochism.

Swingers Guide - Swingers Fetish Just like general fetish practices do not apply to all swingers, the individual aspects of B.D.S.M. are not practiced by every swinger with a propensity for fetishism.   So a person, who maybe into Bondage practices, may not be interested in Sadism or Masochism.  The same could be said of someone is interested in Masochism, but not interested in Bondage or Discipline activities.   Thus the use of the acronym letters B.D.S.M. has become common among swingers, this way they can quickly let others know their interests.   For example one could say, “I am into D/s, but I am not into B/D or S/M.”

Being part of the swinger culture is a way that couples and individuals meet people safely for more unusual fetishes.  There is a safety net for the couple and the privacy of meeting in groups.  It also allows for social interaction, in a non-threatening, non-judgmental, and legally safe zone.   Practices among swingers are generally accepted, even if different people do not practice them.

Swingers tend to be couples, so it is most common for one partner to have certain interest that complements the fetish of the other.  Unless the reason for swinging is some opposition of likes and dislikes sexually speaking.  This is the primary reasoning why fetish is part of the swinger’s lifestyle, for many couples.

In closing Mike Hatcher says, “Don’t knock any fetish and try to be open to other people especially if you want to explore the alternative sexual lifestyle.”   Sit back and enjoy the ride, and don’t be offended by dog collars.

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Swinger Statistics: Improving bond between couples

Swingers Guide - Swinging Statistics: Improving bond between couplesPeople have asked good ole Mike Hatcher, “Is swinging good for couples and their relationship?” Mike Hatcher answers “No……….its FU#KIN GREAT!”  Swinging is defined as any non-monogamous sexual activity, but done as a couple.  It is a lifestyle choice and is usually treated as other normal social activity. For the swinger, there is a great deal of intimacy in knowing that they can trust each other, even through sharing partners or sexual experiences outside of the boundaries of being a couple.

Although swinging may utilize a non-monogamy understanding, it is always an exchange and sharing of partners. It is not just sleeping around without any kind of consideration. By coming back together again each experience strengthens the bond between couples. This is the way it should feel; otherwise it will harm the marriage.

Everyone involved is typically in the loop. There are boundaries, rules to the degree that the couple needs them and certain code of conduct. These are usually strictly held to, by both parties in the swinger relationship. Most often, their swinging rules were decided upon entering into the swinger lifestyle, long after entering into the relationship.

Swingers generally state that they are living in an open relationship.  An open or swinging lifestyle hinges on trust and honesty between couples.  In examining the swinger lifestyle, several factors must be understood.

Swingers Guide - Swinging Statistics: Improving bond between couplesLike any other relationship, the need to keep their communications open is necessary.  Without communication, it will be hard to maintain trust with one another.  If either partner starts sneaking around and enjoying sexual experiences without the other’s knowledge, then everything breaks down. There is no way out at that point, trying to figure out what is wrong in their relationship will only bring about the end of the relationship. That may not always be the case, but trust is the key to open relationships.  Once it is lost, it is very hard to return to a safe place as a couple.

About 85 percent of swinger couples reported they were married, or in a committed relationship.  Most had more than 5 years as swingers together and an average of over 10 years of marriage.  Of these numbers, about 80 percent reported being happily married, but also happier as swingers. Other statistics are about equal in numbers of males, females, religious tendencies, politics, and other factors.

To improve the bond between couples may be hard to do.   Marriage counselors see couples needing things that cannot be healed in a psychological way.  Sometimes this kind of healing can stem from trying a new attitude, or a lifestyle change in the relationship.  Some couples find that being swinger’s works for them, because they have found an openness together from it.

It is usually less about the sexual activities and more about the hearts of two people. Swinging statistics are only part of the big picture.  Pulling together in any way that brings two people closer, is the key to making a real relationship last.  The mind, heart, soul, and bodies of two people need to feel loved.  It is simple as that.

So spread some love and your wife’s legs for Mike Hatcher!


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How To Make A Woman Squirt

Swingers Guide - How To Make A Woman SquirtGood ole Mike Hatcher went to sleep last night, and as it was raining, I couldn’t help but think of the last time I taught a woman how to squirt.  Some people are skeptical but every woman is capable of having an ejaculating orgasm.  However, some women are not able to experience this because they are afraid or their men do not know how to help them get there.  Some women fear that if they let go and squirt, it might end up being something else.  Men should understand that female ejaculation feels so much like urination for women. This has made some women stop the sensation immediately as they feel it, even if they lose the extreme pleasure that comes with squirting.

Learning how to make a woman squirt is among the most powerful and rewarding skill you can ever learn as a man.  This can make a woman fall deeply in love with you and bestow unbelievable confidence on you.   However, many men are still clueless as far as giving a woman such a powerful ejaculation is concerned.  Probably the biggest reason for this is because information on how man and woman can increase the pleasure they get from sex is not readily available.

There are several ways to make a female squirt, and all that is required is your fingers and an oral job. Basically, the greatest advice is to try exploring different things, using different fingers and on various parts of her vagina.   As a man, you should realize that a woman’s vagina is quite complex and you have to do more than just sticking something in and out of it to get her to squirt.

You have to be innovative and come up with a strategy that will work best for your woman.  Focus on her g spot with your fingers while at the same time some oral job and that will surely get her off.  Besides, once you can give your woman an orgasm using your fingers, she will enjoy multiple organisms when you start having sex.

It should be noted that for you to make a female squirt, you should get her in a different frame of mind. As mentioned earlier, most women are afraid of what might happen if they let go, so talk to your woman first.  Make her feel comfortable and safe.  You can achieve this by reassuring her that she will still be attractive to you regardless of what happens once she gets to that point of no return.

Here Are 5 Tips on How to Make Your Woman Squirt
1.  Start by performing oral job on her clitoris, inner thighs and labia to get her wet and relaxed.  Ensure to lick and suck the clitoris continually as this increases pleasure.  However, you should not focus so much on the clitoris because although it is a good way to get her wet and aroused, this time you want her to squirt, and her g spot should be your main focus.

2.  Take two fingers (pointer and middle finger) and slide them in her vagina.  The fingers should be slide firmly but slowly.  Get them as far as possible without exerting a lot of pressure.  If she is very tight, you can begin with one finger then proceed until the two can go in.  When you are sure she is set for an orgasm of her life, go ahead.

3.  Reach for her g spot and start stimulating it using a beckoning motion.  Stimulate and tease it continually with your fingers and make her feel good.  By now, she should be breathing and squirming very heavily.  As she gets wetter, you will hear some squelching, sponge-like sounds.  You can tap, pull or press your fingertips against the g spot harder, as she gets wetter.  Her g spot will start swelling and ballooning out as she gets nearer to climax.

4.  Now this is the crucial part.  She will say that she feels like peeing but rest assured she does not want to pee.  This is a feeling of her ejaculation and you have to tell her about it beforehand so that she does not stop you.  In fact, when this feeling comes, you should do it harder as she is very close to ejaculating. Some few seconds following the pee sensation, she will begin to cum.

5.  Continue pressing the g spot harder and she will start to ejaculate.  At this moment, she will be screaming and her pussy will begin to shoot clear, odorless liquid.  Some women squirt a lot while others just a little.  This will be a great experience for your woman.

By following the above guidelines, you are sure to make your woman squirt and tremble with pleasure. And remember as a favor to Mike Hatcher; make your woman call out my name as she orgasms.

With Love – Mike

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Bisexual Swingers

Swing Offbeat - Bisexual Swingers Mike Hatcher has done some research on Bisexual swingers and this is a very interesting read my friends.  Swinging has gained a lot of popularity in the modern era of technology. Both married couple and singles from all works of life are engaged in this activity either actively or inactively. It is estimated that over 4 million of the world’s population are swingers. Swingers come in all races, genders, sizes and shapes. They can be bisexual, homosexual or heterosexual. These men and women don’t wear signs or marks on their faces and are not tattooed to display their nature or off hour activities. In fact, you may not identify someone who swings just by their looks or character.

Swingers are everywhere and some are even married or very prominent people in the society. They are found in each society and demographic.  Only some years back before the internet, bisexual swingers were essentially an anonymous society. They dated secretly through adult magazines bought from adult bookstores. Due to that, it even became difficult to know the number of bisexual swingers out there. Today, we can make estimates on all adult swingers in the society based on the information coming from sources such as the internet.

Swing Offbeat - Bisexual SwingersIn the past, overall dating took almost an entire year or more. Dating took ages when it came to mailing photos and sending letters, it even took long before a meeting was scheduled between the two lovers. Things have drastically changed and with just a click of your mouse, you can browse through hundreds of thousands of profiles listed online for people looking for love.

In recent years, the number of bisexuals and couples has rapidly increased in the swinging lifestyle all across the globe. In Northern Europe countries for instance, the figure has been on the rise. In countries like Germany, UK, Holland and Belgium, bisexual particularly among females is considered normal. Women forms a bigger number of bisexual swingers community in these countries than men. Traditionally, bisexual men were not common in most swingers groups although they are slowly catching up with their women counterpart.

Today, the world is developing and becoming easier in many ways. The internet has proven to be such an invulnerable tool for any couple wanting to find their like-minded people for date. Whether bisexual, straight or any specification of their preference, the internet has millions of single men and women looking for companion. Various research conducted have given widely varying figure on the number of bisexuals swingers today. Perhaps the vast majority shy away from being counted. Nonetheless, it is estimated that not less than one half of Americans are involved actively in to sexual activities. This falls under a general swinging bracket including bisexual swingers.

Swing Offbeat - Bisexual Swingers Statistics may be imperfect but even when given the lowest estimates of around a half percent, the number stands at 1.5 million swingers in America alone. In other words, it is logical to say that 1 in every 100 Americans are actively involved in bisexual swinging. Most swingers particularly women are in it due to bisexual curiosity. As every generation enters sexual maturity, they are willing to experiment with anything. Just as homosexuality and lesbianism is finding space in our society, bisexualism mindset is also changing within the community. The taboo that our society used to place about homosexuals with even some countries terming the practice extrajudicial, kept swingers and homosexual in the closet for fear of stigmatization.

Given the countless number of swingers clubs, private parties, conventions, resorts and websites, it is quite simple to agree that bisexual swingers are within the society. As the information comes in via the internet, a big number of married couples talk about it openly with some even deciding to give it a try. In some ways, bisexuality has presented itself as a bridge between all dichotomies. A man is created of many different things aside from gender and sexuality that it seems very natural these days to fall in love with any human no matter what sex. During ancient time and still now, there are people who feel that these activities are eccentric to human nature.

Although most bisexuals swingers particularly men fail to identify themselves as one, their tendency is be pinpointing of bisexuality. They remain in-knowledgeable of the existence of an incipient bisexual society where important safe sex information is easily accessible.

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TSA Agents Question Mans Penis

Swinger News - TSA Agents Question Mans Penis

Jonah Falcon

Honestly I am not making this up, Jonah Falcon, as if you don’t know who he is let me break it down for you. Jonah Falcon is the man with the largest penis in the world, it is 9.5 when flaccid and 13+ when hard.

Jonah Falcon, like many other Americans decided to take a flight, across the land of the free and the home of the brave.  In San Francisco Jonah was questioned about an unusually large bulge in his pants as he was departing.

He was stopped by TSA agents and questioned; apparently they wanted to know if he had something in his pockets, or some sort of growth. If it was me at this point I would say , well its not growing now but if you frisk me the right way I will salute you with a hard on.

Swinger News - TSA Agents Question Mans Penis

Funny TSA Comic

Jonah claimed the agents patted him down but didn’t frisk his genitals too roughly. Jonah claims he was delayed about 5 minutes and found the delay quite amusing

Falcon, whose penis measures 9 1/2 inches while flaccid and 13 1/2 inches when erect, said he was only delayed about 5 minutes and the incident was mostly amusing. This guy doesn’t need penis enlargement but I feel for the guy.

I think it was harder on the TSA agents than it was on Falcon. This was not the first time TSA agents have acted inappropriately view this blog on TSA Agents Find Vibrator And Make It Known.

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Swingers: Movie

This blog is swingers take on movies.  If you are a swinger like me and enjoy movies, you probably are getting sick and tired of Hollywood reboots, and are tired of being misled at the box office.  Hollywood nowadays is making prequel this and sequel that.  If you liked my blog on “Sex Food Names: A Swingers Take”, then you will know the direction of this blog.

I have compiled a list of movies that are misleading to swingers, based on either a misleading plot or a misleading name, or even misleading character’s.  Below you will see Hollywood’s version of the poster, and then Mike Hatcher’s Version of what it should be.




In This movie, I was expecting something along the lines of basic instinct or mature related. With a name like BACKDRAFT I was expecting maybe a love story between two men, kind of like Broke back Mountain. I was not expecting a firefighting movie with Kurt Russell.





Freddy Got Fingered

Swingers: Movie - Freddy Got Fingered

No Fingering Going On Here

I was expecting a mans first time with another man, hence the title Freddy Got Fingered, I was thinking it was a man experimenting with his bisexual side, but no, once again it was a cheesy comedy that was not funny!




The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants

Swingers: Movie - The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants

No Pants Taken Off

I was excited on this one, thinking with a title like that it has to be about Unicorns sleeping around and traveling to different swinger clubs, but yet again I was disappointed as it has nothing to do with the above aforementioned.





Angus, Thongs & Perfect Snogging –

Swingers: Movie - Angus, Thongs & Perfect Snogging

No Dogging Here

As the name implies I was expecting thongs and snogging to resemble dogging, or swinging, but once again Hollywood has let me down on this one.

The man who wasn’t there  – I thought this would be a drama about a single man being excluded from Swinger clubs nationwide. Don’t waste your time as this movie has nothing to do with the title.





Swingers: Movie - Salt

No Salt Here !

LOL I thought this one may be about blow jobs and the salty taste that follow, and since Angelina Jolie was in it I thought…..why not? It has no blow jobs in this, so do not watch it!






The Ghost And The Darkness – -

Swingers: Movie - The Ghost And The Darkness

Sorry No Mandingo Here

I thought this was going to be a great interracial movie, the ghost being a white chick and the darkness being a strong African American man like Mandingo………Instead we get Val Kilmer and Michael Douglas running around in Africa with no Mandingo.





Swingers –

Swingers: Movie- Swingers

No Swinging Here

Has nothing to do with swingers, another failed attempt at Hollywood to capitalize on the lifestyle. This by far in my opinion is the worst movie ever created, and has not swinger clubs in it, no nudity.






Cinderella Man –

Swingers: Movie - Cinderella Man

No Transsexuals Here

I am thinking this is a great movie about  a cross dresser or Transsexual, living in a magical city, picking up men, yet once again Hollywood has let me down. There are no CD’s or Tranny’s in this, save your money my friends.





Free Willy

Swingers: Movie - Free Willy

No Willy's Here

I thought this was a movie about a guy with a big sch-long, but no, There is no guys that ever exposes himself or even Free’s His Willy…..not even to take a leak.






Failure To Launch

Swingers: Movie - Failure to Launch

No Erectile Dysfunction Here

I went to the movies and saw this one, I wanted my money back, I thought it was going to be a thriller about a man that needed male enhancement or erectile dysfunction, or premature ejaculation.  I thought it may be a mans journey to find the holy grail for his penis, but no, has nothing to do with the title, again thanks Hollywood!





Whip It –

Swingers: Movie - Whip It

No Whips Or BDSM

I thought this was going to be a BDSM movie, then I find its about a girl and her horse? Seriously, another movie that irritates swingers. No BDSM or even one mention of a swinger club ever in this movie….maybe I should have looked at the movie poster?





The Banger Sisters

Swingers: Movie - The Banger Sisters

No Banging Here ..Move Along

This is great, I am thinking I am going to a 70’s porn movie……Goldie Hawn? Ok Do I get to see her nude?? It has nothing to do with sisters getting banged, more like the ancient lives of groupies. They don’t even go into explicit detail…..two thumbs down!






Snatch  —

Swingers: Movie - Snatch

No Snatch Here

Need I Say More?







Live Free Or Die Hard

Swingers: Movie - Live Free or Die Hard

No One Gets Hard In This One

Again The title implies a man that has a constant hard  erection while in prison so he has a choice to escape from prison…to live free…or Die Hard.







Grease –

Swingers: Movie - Grease

No One Gets Lube

The title implies someone greasing up with lube and a hot time, thought I would be watching a lot of anal in this film, but instead I get a musical like The Sound Of Music.






Snakes On A Plane

Swingers: Movie - Snakes On A Plane

No Snakes Here

Since Samuel L Jackson was in Black snake moan, I thought he would be a pimp on a plane with his big snake, but no there are actual real snakes on a plane, I was misled because I don’t know how real snakes would be on a plane?






Swingers: Movie - XXX

No XXX Action In This Movie

This movie with Vin Diesel next to Swingers is the #2 disappointment as the title implies a sexual rating but no one takes their clothes and there is no action.






I hope this post has saved someone the time and money before you go out and buy or rent one of these movies.

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Does Size Really Matter?

Swinger Guide - Does Size Matter?Some women seem to think so, while others are more concerned with a man’s method of delivery as oppose to their actual size.  When a woman truly cares for a man, the actual size doesn’t really matter.  Women tend to focus more on the confidence and comfort of their partner instead of worrying about their size.

The average size of an erect penis is between 5.5 and 6.2 inches long and between 4.7 and 5.1 inches in girth.  Keep in mind that a women’s cervix size and shape varies with the typical vagina being about 4 inches deep.   So, with a vagina that small, pretty much any penis would be able to achieve orgasm and pleasure for both.   While 90% of women tend to prefer a wider penis than a long one, all agree that skill beats size.

Research has shown that men are the ones that are more concerned with their penis size than women.  Men tend to be very competitive when it comes on to satisfying a woman and their source of pride or shame is the size with which their working with. Every penis is different just like the every woman’s breast size is different.  This hasn’t stopped men from judging women solely based on size.

A research of more than 50,000 men and women asked to rate their size or the size of their partner found that 85% of women are satisfied with their partners size, while only 55% of men where satisfied with their partners size.  Women are often judged by their breast or backside, but in reality, the size of any sexual organ should have no relevance in lovemaking.  Men that think size matters on a woman really have no idea what counts in lovemaking and as such should focus on learning new tips, tricks, techniques and positions that can help them maximize the art of lovemaking.  See Sex & Swinging for new position you and your partner can try together.

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Buxom Bandit Caught On Surveillance

We all have heard dumb blonde jokes, but I cannot believe some of the news lately.  Just when I thought the good ole United States housed all the craziness, Australia takes the mammary on this one!

Swinger News - Buxom Bandit Caught On SurveillanceApparently a woman in Australia was trying to score…………………………..some cash that is. She went into a gas station and robbed the clerk and had some weapon.  I heard the saying about blondes or big breasted women being ditsy, well………..she didn’t even bother covering her face. I don’t know I watched the video 5 times and only saw her breasts? Maybe I will watch the footage again, the news reports her face is on tape but after watching again I can only see her breasts. Please view this and let me know if you can see her face, I think the media may be twisting the story.

Not only did she not bother to conceal her face–which was totally captured on camera–she wore a glove on the hand that held her weapon but grabbed money from the till with bare fingers, meaning she probably left prints everywhere.

The thief was dropped off at the store by an accomplice and proceeded to threaten the clerk with the knife. After the robbery, the pair……….I mean her and her accomplice left with a tank of gas and cash. If she’s caught, there’s no doubt she’ll be in big trouble, although if she wears that black top again she may get some leniency. I wonder if she stole any of these foods listed here? Sex Food Names: A Swingers Take

When I wrote this story I couldn’t help but remember the blog I wrote on the man that was arrested for molesting a vending machine viewed here: Man Arrested For Molesting Vending Machine

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A Clothing Optional Swinger Cruise

Swingers Guide - Clothing Optional Swingers Cruise Vacationing on a cruise ship is one of the most affordable ways to spend time with love ones.  More than 12 million people sailed the Caribbean last year and the industry expects to see those numbers climb for 2012.  Why is that?  Well for starters, a cruise offers an all-inclusive package that includes food, room and entertainment.  On addition, the ship boast features such as pools, Jacuzzis, water parks, movie viewing, live entertainments, golf simulators, salons, spas, ice skating, rock climbing and so much more.

There are a few differences between a swinger’s cruise and a lifestyle cruise.  The most noticeable difference is the absence of children and senior citizens.  While we love to spend time with the kids and our elderly, but every now and again mummy and daddy need some time alone and that is where the lifestyle cruise comes into play.  These cruises offer the best lifestyle experiences as well as the ability to visit exotic destinations worldwide.

Swingers Guide - Clothing Optional Swingers Cruise When attending a lifestyle cruise, people would fly in a couple days early and take over nearby hotels.  Parties along with meet and greets are planned so people can get acquainted and comfortable with each other before they set sail.  The people are very friendly and will engage you in conversation without knowing who you are.  Once you board the ship and settle in, people visit the bars, lounges, pool decks and other areas to get familiar with the ship and start to size up who they may want to play with.

The cruise schedule for dining and excursions are the same on a mainstream cruise.  Parties and adult games are organized by the pool deck daily.  Most people are naked or topless when walking around, dancing to music from the Dj booth or while laying out on the pool deck soaking up the sun.  The play room or a play deck is where all the fun begins.  There are different play rooms on a play deck, much like the ones you would see if you visited a swingers club.  Thy have themed rooms such as the group room, electric room, sybian room or visit a private room where they maybe another couple in the room.  Whatever your poison, you will be sure to find it on a clothing optional swingers cruise.

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The History of Swinging Part 3

First Documented Swinging Arrangement

The first documented swinging arrangement was made on April 22, 1587 between John & Jane Dee and Edward & Joanna Kelley.  The arrangement simply stated that conjugal relations would be shared among spouses.   These couples also took part in casting spells, séances and performing rituals to honor Divinity and the creator Tetragrammaton.  People did not understand such rituals and called it witchcraft.

Swingers Guide - The History of Swinging Part 3People Fear the Unknown

Up until the 16th century, church and state would frown upon sex.  They forbid adultery and people from having sex until they got married.  Between 1601 and the 1700s people who embraced nature and life were known as occultists and alchemists.  They also participated in trading spouses, praised divinity and the creator Tetragrammaton.  Although some were Christians and attended church, they were still labeled as witches because they were different.

Orgies & Swinging

Once a year, an orgy would be held where members would exchange spouses in a ceremony called “Extinguishing the Lights”.  After dinner, the candles were out and the ceremony would begin.  They would all participate in sexual religious rituals ranging from swinging to orgies.  They got the idea from sea captains sailing for Swedish trading Swingers Guide - The History of Swinging Part 3companies, who would set up liaisons with oriental tantrists.   This is similar to the Air force pilots who introduced swinging to the United States in the 20th century.

American Swinging

Swinging in the US started in the Air Force during World War II, when the pilots moved their wives closer to the base.  The pilot fatality rate was pretty high at the time, so when one pilot died or was assumed dead, the wife would move on to his friend.  This swinging arrangement continued into the Korean War as well.  During the latter half of the 21st century, the internet connected more people to each other and the lifestyle.  Swinging may still be considered taboo, but as time pass, I will become more acceptable as it was in the past.


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The History of Swinging Part 2

Sumerian Rise

Swingers Guide - The History of Swinging Part 2The Sumerian empire began from 8500 B.C. and lasted until 4500 B.C.  Men and women of the Sumerian empire lived together and would visit friends to engage in mutual yet causal sex escapades.  The Sumerian had sexual freedom and this is shown in Ancient Sumerians statutes.  These statutes depict sexual acts that Sumerian man and women would engage in as well as orgies.   Their orgies were a free for all as man and women would engage in sexual acts with people they did not know.  Sumerians would take slaves, just so they could be pleased sexually.  With the change in climate along came the invaders and the Sumerian civilization quickly met its demise.

Ancient Egypt

Swingers Guide - The History of Swinging Part 2The Ancient Egyptian Empire began 3150 B.C and lasted to 27 B.C.  They were fond of orgies and used aphrodisiacs to heighten their sexual pleasures.  They would soak blue lotus of the Nile flower in wine before the orgies would begin and this would arouse their sexual desires.  The lotus contained alkaloids, that when soaked with alcohol made a person horny.  They too like the Sumerians had slaves they used to perform sex acts.

Roman Empire

Swingers Guide - The History of Swinging Part 2The Roman Empire which began from 27 B.C – 1453 A. D. had many orgies.  Orgies from Ancient Egypt may have been on the hush hush because not much is known of their orgies, but the Romans were known for them.  Most believe that the Romans started orgies, but history shows that earlier civilizations were engaging in orgies before the Romans.  The Roman Empire lasted for a long period time despite their militaristic civilization.   Sex with multiple partners became taboo and is still so in some cultures today.

Stay tuned for Part 3

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The History Of Swinging Part 1

Several people believe that swinging is new to the last 50 years or so, but as Mike Hatcher has researched, swinging has been going on millions of years. Being an astute theologists and with help form my archeologist friend I have researched swinging and sexual preferences dating back to the dawn of our planet. Although some are speculation, this article is based upon myth, legend and fact. So here it goes……

Every myth has some truth, so does every legend. Swinging has been going on since the dawn of time. The Universe was created 20 billion years ago and seeded by many planets, below is a timeline of Earth’s past based on legends and fact.

100,000,000 B.C.

Swingers Guide - The History Of Swinging Part 1Legends foretold creatures such as the Pegasus, Centaurs and other mystical creatures that wandered the Earth. The land of Pan was the “Garden Of Eden” discussed in present day religious teachings. This was paradise, Humanoids resided in peace, they were extremely sexually active with everyone around them and lived cooperatively. These were considered the first swingers. The first swingers did nothing wrong in the eyes of the creator Tetraqgrammaton. The creator taught tolerance, love peace and justice. The creator taught that there was and is nothing wrong with sex, just not to hurt others. Through the years this concept was lost. The Earth shifted and started to split into different continents known as “The Drift”. About 60 million years ago, a comet collided with Earth near the Yucatan peninsula, resulting in a cool down of Earth. Some humanoids retreated underground while others did not. Both groups remained very sexual and peaceful in their ways. As time went by, the inhabitants forgot about their connection to Divinity.

200,000 B.C.
Lemuria od The Land Of Mu, first started during this period after a Grand Cycle of 25,920 Swingers Guide - The History Of Swinging Part 1years had been completed. These people were peaceful, extremely sexual and enjoyed multiple orgies. The inhabitants were not technically oriented, but were tribal in nature, enjoying music, rhythm and living in large cities near the coasts.
Sex and sharing partners was a normal part of their daily life. Bisexuality was not looked down upon, it was welcomed. The Land of Mu ended when a comet’s tail brushed the Earth, causing a dramatic cooling which dropped by 50 degrees. The land mass sunk due to Electro Magnetic storms and people retreated to the Americas and higher altitudes.

18,086 B.C. – 9000 B.C.
Swingers Guide - The History Of Swinging Part 1Atlantis was a city like any other in that it lay situated above the sea, but unlike any other in its splendor and luxury. At the time, it was the city of cities, rich and incalculable, a feast of the arts, sciences and technology. Legends tell it was not uncommon for locals to participate in orgies, reminiscent of Rome. Practicing birth control was rumored to have initiated anal sex in virgins to control ejaculation. Atlantean’s supposedly used crystals as a source of stored energy, records of knowledge similar to a computer. These crystals aided in flight, telekinesis and used for strange energy during sex and orgies. Atlantis suffered a fate brought upon them by their own technology and sank into the ocean in a single day.

Stay tuned for Part 2 and 3

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Menage A Quatre

If you are French you know what this means, and if you are a swinger you know what this means. One word, “Foursome”. Yes foursomes may be fun but are not anything new.

Even though this activity started in orgies back in the Era of the Romans, most people get into the lifestyle for the infamous foursome.  For most swingers getting into the lifestyle they want to explore more sexual positions. Well good thing Mike Hatcher has you covered. I will be briefly going over some of my favorite sexual positions, and pics that I can barely show thanks to sexpositionspics.com

Swingers Guide - Menage A QuatreThis is a super fun position I call “The Hatcher”. The Hatcher involves a woman on her back while she is going down on another woman straddling her. In front is a man entering her. The woman who is being orally pleasured while standing is being entered from behind. this is great because the woman gets vaginal and clitoral stimulation.

<———”The Hatcher”


The next one I call the Choo Choo Blow. This has a lot of oral but definitely has some Swingers Guide - Menage A Quatredoggy-style action for the one that likes to be on their knees. This involves a man getting a woman from behind doggystyle, while the woman receiving is performing oral sex on another woman. Finally the woman laying down receiving oral sex from the woman is a trooper, because she is performing oral sex on a man straddling her.  This one is great for everyone & highly recommended. “Choo Choo Blow  –>

The next ones I couldn’t find any pics but here they are being described for my devout readers.

Doggy Bark -This involves one male, 2 female group sex position for bi-sexual or bi-curious females. One woman is placed in the doggie style position and is penetrated from behind by the male while the other female lays on her back in a position to receive oral from the first female.
Threesome Sandwich -This group sex position involves 2 males and one female. One male lies on his back. The female sits on him, penetrating vaginally. The second male sits on his knees behind her and penetrates anally.

Anal Invader- For the group of two men and one male where one female enjoys anal, this group sex position works. The ladies assume a top/bottom “69″ position and the female on top is penetrated anally by the male.

Humpty Hatcher This group sex position works for groups of 2 males and 2 females where the females are bi-sexual or at least bi-curious. One female lays on her back while one male performs intercourse on her. The second female squats over her to receive oral when being penetrated from behind by the second male.

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Why Should You Become A Swinger?

Swingers Guide - Why Should You Become A Swinger?Seriously, why should you join the lifestyle, or better yet, why not join the lifestyle? Back in 2009 there was a survey conducted and found that supposedly 8 million couples are closet swingers. This means swingers close lipped about their lifestyle. What’s more interesting is that there is allegedly 4 million that are open about the lifestyle. If you do the math that is nearly 12 million couples that practice non monogamous sex.

People automatically think that if swingers live the lifestyle something has to be wrong Swingers Guide - Why Should You Become A Swinger?with their relationship. This is far from the truth, a great deal of couples get into the lifestyle to explore their sexual side together. A few years back John Stossel conducted another survey and even had marriage counselors agree that nothing is wrong with swinging. In fact, it may actually help strengthen the bond of marriage between you and your partner. In swinging you will find that swingers are open, honest and do not cheat. Cheating is when you do something behind your partners back and without their consent.

Swingers do not roll this way, they are open, honest and do not participate in cheating. The lifestyle is for couples that are happy with their relationship, and secure, deeply in love with one another.

Couples may want to join to fulfill a fantasy, desire or experience their body while starting their own sexual revolution. In the new millennium couples can separate love from sex.

Swingers Guide - Why Should You Become A Swinger?What a person or couple will find out within the swinging lifestyle is the fact that when you swing with people some will make life long friends. Some may be your bed buddies, and some you may just want to hang out with, the good thing about the lifestyle is that there are a lot of great people to meet. The bad news is even though swinging is more main stream, your local town may not be so open to it and thus we are subjected to throwing private parties etc.

I envision a world, sometime soon in the near future where sex is open and appreciated in the US as it is in other cities. In closing, if you are thinking about being a swinger remember this, be prepared to enjoy yourself, make new friends, and you will end up living life to the fullest, while making sure you don’t let the finest things in life pass you by.

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Womens Top 10 Sex Fantasies

Several of my faithful blog followers have written in and asked what are the common sex fantasies that women think about. I conducted a few surveys and did some investigations on the subject and I was a little surprised by what I found out. Below are the top ten sex fantasies for women.

No.10 Domination (her dominating you)

Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex FantasiesWomen may love a big strong man that can sweep em off their feet, but there are several women that want to dominate and be in control. Why? the control factor, she gets to be in control and enjoy being worshiped from her man in the process. This actually ranked in the top fantasies for women, its always the quiet shy types that enjoy this.


No.9 Domination (you dominating her)

Since so many men have become the metro sexual type guy, women tend to yearn for Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex Fantasiessomething more. A top fantasy is the woman being dominated by a man. women fantasize about being pinned down and thrusting her thighs apart and taking her in every aspect. In this scenario the woman wants to be owned, and wants the man to take her in every possible way. This ranked #9 on the top fantasy.

No.8 Teacher/student

Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex FantasiesIf you have been reading the media lately you would agree with me on this one. Apparently several women not only enjoy role play but have a secret fantasy for a teacher-student sex rendezvous. In the media we look online and TV and we see quite often female teachers having sex with their students. I remember dating a teacher a few years back and she was kinky as hell, and guess what………we did role play the teacher student. This fantasy is one that is often played out between partners and fun to do. If you and your partner want to try this out i would highly recommend it. either you be the teacher or you be the student and feel free to switch it up each time.

No.7 Sex with a stranger

Sex with a stranger also ranked pretty high Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex Fantasieson this survey, apparently women get turned on by a stranger they do not even know taking them in multiple positions and exploring every inch of their bodies. Women are often attracted to a stranger and not someone close to them as it makes them feel more naughty.

No.6 Threesome with another woman

Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex Fantasies43% of women fantasize about a threesome with another woman. Some of the women fantasize about their man being thrown into the mix with another woman so she may explore her bisexual side. Women also enjoy this as they can arouse their man and have their man tear into them once he is horny enough. Some women want to experience another woman’s touch and this is a great excuse to involve their man so it is not considered cheating to them, but they get to experience another woman.Even though women have a high rate of this fantasy the next numbers will shock you.

No.5 Threesome with two men

Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex FantasiesThis one ranks #5, 53% of women fantasize about being worshiped by two men at once. Some fantasize about a man taking her from the back while she performs oral sex on the other. However some women that do fantasize about two men often fantasize about both holes being penetrated at once, and I am not talking about a hole in one at the golf course, I am talking about DP. This one is so popular and I commend Calvin Klein for actually posting this billboard ad. I am a fan of Calvin Klein and this picture is great in all aspects! Honestly when I saw this ad, i thought, the next time I do a MMF, I am going to wear my CK’s.
No.4 Voyeurism

Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex FantasiesIf you think women don’t enjoy watching other people get it on, you’re completely mistaken. women like to watch, the same as men, it is erotic, it turns you on, and sometimes it can lead to love making. This ranked #4 and is great because there is a little voyeur in us all. Now being a voyeur also means watching form a distance, some women living in bigger cities often have telescopes, and not to view the constellations. Yes women in the bigger cities often enjoy watching other men/women undress and have sex form afar.
No.3 Force fantasies

Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex FantasiesThis ranks as #3 and is a common female fantasy. Force fantasies are quite popular among women. Psychologists have mentioned that women fantasize about this because it allows them to be wild, sexy, dirty, without having the guilt that follows afterward. Women envision a sexy man, carrying them off to bed and get down to business as she protests on the outside but will love every minute of it on the inside. I like CK jeans, but low and behold I found a Dolce & Gabbana ad, which was pretty hot if you ask me. In this pic, you can see exactly what I mean. I now know why I have a thing for designer items.

No.2 Exhibitionism

Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex FantasiesComing in at #2 is interesting as 67% of ALL women enjoy being watched and or are curious about being video taped. in this category women actually enjoy other men and other women watching them partake in the most intimate of positions with a partner or partners.  Again in larger cities women enjoy having sex in front of windows on high rises and even in hotels. If you live in the Fort Lauderdale or Miami are you will know exactly what i mean in this blog.

No.1 Private dancer

Swinger News - Womens Top 10 Sex FantasiesBelieve it or not, coming it at #1 is the private dancer/stripper. Yes women fantasize about being a private dancer and or stripper either for their man or for stranger. This particular fantasy has been stable at the #1 position for a while. Women find it intriguing to have their partner or man drool over them while they perform sexy dances, in front of them or on a pole. Just make sure that your woman takes a class or two and moves up and down the pole like a certified stripper!

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Swingers Attraction

Lets face it, several swingers have their own taboo whether you call it an attraction or an instinctive desire that turns you on. Mike Hatcher did some surveys and found out some of the top turn on’s for swinger couples. Below listed in no order are Top Swinger turn on’s.

Body Piercing/Tattoo

Swing Offbeat - Swingers AttractionThis particular turn on is not at the top of all age ranges, but the piercing’s and tattoos are a turn on for the under 40 swinger crowd or Generation X swingers. The piercing’s that turn one on range from pierced tongues, to the lip, eyebrow, nose, nipples and yes of course the genitalia. this particular turn on has a high value as the piercings located in the right place often provide direct involvement in sex acts.

Tattoos drive a lot of people crazy, ear discs can induce swoons, and surgical implants (which can make a human look, say, alien or demonic) have deep sex appeal for a select group. If this is your turn on, then go with it!

Hair/Lack of

Ever see those playboy or hustler models with their hair blowing in the wind and the men Swing Offbeat - Swingers Attractionexperience an instant hard on? Well Mike Hatcher is one of those men.  Men tend to believe that hair can make the woman, even if it is hair downstairs.

Some even like the idea of hair all over their body, some enjoy the 70′s full bush around the private parts.

Women, too, may have their preferences, usually in the facial realm. To some women, sex just isn’t sex without some scratchy facial hair in the mix. Some women love a man like Mike Hatcher who takes about an hour to thinly shape his goatee.

It can also be the lack-there-of that gets people going. Rare but still out there, a select group of men find bald women to have an irresistible appeal and a lot of women enjoy a man that shaves his head and sports a goatee.

Swingers Leather Attire

Swing Offbeat - Swingers AttractionDid you know that there are clubs and several events catered to wearing leather? Its true, the leather fetish can also be branched off into other categories such as sadomasochistic sex play. Men and women enjoy wearing leather pants, corsets, boots, chaps, full body costumes and more. did you know that there are a lot of swingers out there that love leather?

Leather is not the only tangible attire that is sought after in the realms of fetish according to swingers. Rubber, latex, fur and silk are also highly popular options, as far as these things go.

Shoes/High Heels

Most men and women share the common attraction to the shoes. How many times have Swing Offbeat - Swingers Attractionyou watched a naughty movie and been turned on by the actress wearing her high heels during a shoot? Several men enjoy a women in high heels, and several women enjoy wearing them. Seriously if you don’t believe me ask yourself this “how many pairs of shoes does my wife/girlfriend have”? We’re talking mostly about men, mostly about high heels, and mostly about a woman wearing them (and possibly nothing else) during sex.

Although this is the most common turn on, it is the least talked about among other turn on between others and swinging friends.


Swing Offbeat - Swingers AttractionDid you know that several people are turned on by feet? Its true, although I don’t get the whole turn on, I came across a study published in 2007 by the International Journal of Impotence, that changed my opinion. According to this article feet, and toes were the most highly fetishized body part, with nearly half of the thousands of survey respondents choosing them over all others (and that includes boobs and butts!) (source: Independent).

No one is really sure why, nut Mike Hatcher believes it has to do with programming. No I don’t mean TV shows, but I am talking about dirty movies, and going back to the woman in shoes or better yet, without shoes and having her feet in the air. I can see how this might generally allure someone to sex.

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Free Swingers Magazine Download

Swinger News - Free Swingers Magazine DownloadHave you been waiting for the latest issue of LifeStyle Magazine?  Well, wait no longer, the new Spring edition of the swinger’s publication is now available online.  It’s in PDF format so download your free copy today!  You can also subscribe and receive a hard copy mailed to you quarterly.

This issue features great lifestyle articles such as “Single Gentlemen”, which outlines how single male can become successful at swinging. “Herbs to Increase Stamina”, is for men who may be experiencing or need help with sexual performance problems.  The use of natural herbs that will help enhance your sex life.  The magazine also features a new product called Stamizyn, an all-natural supplement that will reign supreme as the best sex pill on the market today.  Stamizyn is offering a free trail of the product if you just pay for shipping and handling at the cost of $14.95.  Other great articles included in the magazine are “The History of Swinging”, “Swing Etiquette” and the ever popular Healthy Swinging with Dr. Mike that takes a look at obesity.  Obesity is now the most important heath issue facing The US.   Download Now!

Have a swingers club you want featured in the magazine?  Clubs, Resorts, Conventions and other lifestyle events can get listed for free when you become a distributor.  Contact LifeStyle Magazine Advertise and get listed for the next issue which comes out in July.

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