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Man Strips and Chokes His Chicken after Crashing Into a Fried Chicken Stand

choke chicken

In Pennsauken, a South Jersey man has been charged with DUI on Monday after crashing his car in Fairhill, Philadelphia. According to officials, the man was under the influence of drugs that made him go all bizarre after the crash. What did he do? Well, unlike other crashers, he didn’t jump out his car and started looking for someone to blame or a helping hand, lol. Instead, he stripped naked and got onanistic in public. Some smart and witty by-passers captured his act on their smart devices and uploaded itRead More


Subliminal Sex Messages

Subliminal Sex Messages

Looking back at my childhood growing up in the 80’s I couldn’t help but reflect back on the commercials that shaped my warped mind. Now to get a little bit intellectual, our senses are constantly being bombarded by enormous amounts of information and only a small part of it reaches our consciousness. The fact is our subconscious mind absorbs it all. I remember growing up and wondering why all the chicks in college that ate skittles wanted to have sex all the time, I didn’t know nor did I care,Read More


Man Arrested After Butt Plug Rear Ending

fanny floss

  I wish I made up this headline, well I kind of put my spin on it. I live in Florida and it keeps getting stranger here. A 41 year old male Rear ended another driver on Friday February 24th.  According to Huffington post, the rear ender Kevin Brann apparently had a butt plug or sexual anus plug in his rectum. Let me get this straight, Kevin was apparently wearing a butt plug? Apparently Kevin failed a sobriety test and was arrested for a DUI. Police say that Brann wasRead More


Sex Food Names: A Swingers Take

Land O Lakes Hatcher

Is it just me or do I see a dirty side to food when I go to the grocery store? There is more pornographic material in your local grocery store than at a brothel in Bangkok. When I was younger I would make jokes about food and bring them to my high school and put them on my binder. I was kind of the class clown that got more ass than a toilet seat but that’s besides the point. I remember a joke that I would play and keep onRead More