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Happy Swinging Holidays

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I would like to take this time to tell everyone to have a safe and Happy Swinging Holiday Season.

To all, Christmas (Christian, Roman Catholic, International) 5 – Ashura (Islamic, Muslim), St. Nicholas Day (International), Bodhi Day – Buddha’s Enlightenment (Buddhist), Hanukkah* (Jewish), Virgin of Guadalupe (Mexico), Santa Lucia Day (Sweden), Las Posadas (Mexico), Boxing Day (Canada, United Kingdom) and Kwanzaa (African-American) Hopefully I fit everyone in there.

Mike has some great holiday tips to share, that all holidays, no matter what you celebrate, can take pride in. For instance, this Holiday Season, get some mistletoe, and hang it around the house. You may get a free kiss (only from people in your household – pandemic rules), which is a great holiday tradition. Personally around the holidays, I tend to be very generous…so generous in fact, it is the time of year I get the most blow jobs. – Tis the season… Jingle all the way and play with my sleigh bells!

I always wear my belt buckle made of mistletoe to receive the gift that keeps on giving, or until something sweet is deposited, whichever comes first.  Ladies can play dress up like Mrs. Claus, and have a gang bang elf party at home.

You can also serve up some of….

Mike Hatcher’s Egg Nog:
2 oz light rum
6 oz milk
1 tsp powdered sugar
1 whole egg

Shake all ingredients (except nutmeg) with ice and strain into a Collins glass. Sprinkle nutmeg on top and serve. Tastes Great!

Make sure to play it safe this season, remember, New Years there are a lot of casualties, so please take that into consideration. Don’t drink and drive, and play it safe. Have Fun All.

Make sure to give your keys to someone if you have had too much to drink and just try and be responsible and know your limits. Be a responsible host, because sometimes, a person may get hurt. This is the season to be nice to everyone, so lets ring in the New Year, by being safe.


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