Florida Swingers and club owners be advised, do not leave your vending machines unattended.
This may be why single males are looked down upon in Florida. Before I get in to this blog post, let me just reiterate that I have not heard crazy news like this until I moved to Florida.

Apparently Michael Aguiar inserted his body parts and molested a vending machine. Talk about a cheap date. This happened in Palmetto Florida on Sept 2nd according to the Bradenton Herald. Palmetto Police said Michael age 20, denied assaulting the machine, until police showed him surveillance footage of the incident, the Bradenton Herald reported Friday.

Officers claim in a report he made off with $10 worth of coins and the police report said the boy “maliciously molested, opened, broke, injured, damaged and inserted his body parts” into the machine.

The boy was taken to the Manatee County Jail on a burglary charge and two violations of probation. He was ordered held without bail.

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