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Woman Arrested For Masturbating And Driving

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I don’t know if this is multi-tasking or if she is a left handed masturbater, but if she broke her left hand, how is her sex life….”It’s all right” lol. Seriously, in Cincinnati Ohio, Coloandra Hamilton, has been arrested for masturbating and driving. Police maintain that she was pulled over because her car windows were tinted too dark. Apparently she drew attention of the police, and was not pulled over for driving bad, but because of the tint job on the windows. Apparently the masturbation did not deter her driving skills.

The officer opened the door, revealing a vibrator between the lap of the woman, while the passenger was showing a porno on a video player.

According to the police report, when officers approached the vehicle, they noticed her pants unbuttoned and a sex toy in her lap. The police reported she had been using the vibrator while watching an X-rated video on a computer that the passenger was holding.

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If this was a guy he would have been ticketed for “Jerking and Driving” lol. The 36 year old woman also had a crack pipe on her at the time and was sentenced to 10 days in jail, she was fined $200 and her license was also suspended for 6 months. I don’t know, do you guys think she should have gotten off?? I mean do you think she should have been let off?? Hopefully you guys don’t do this while on SwingLifestyle on your video phones? View More Crazy Real News Here —> Swinger News

Good news is I found a solution, a machine that can grab a penis and stroke you going down the road and also grab a vibrator and control the motions, its called the Lego Masturbater. This will allow hands free movement.