Think Outside The Box
This next one is called “Think Outside The Box” as in the woman’s box. In this article I will go over GREAT pick up lines you can use at your favorite swinger club. These can also be used in a public bar as well. Tips for single men and women, make up an exotic name when picking people up. I use Mason or Dietrich(DEE-TRICK) , ladies use something like Ariel or Alley. Now on to the good stuff.
First is, you have to be original, a friend of mine asked a woman one time “How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?”…I mean come on?
Me I am subtle, I’ll say something like “How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat“. Now that is a romantic pick up line, awe.
Or better yet……”Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?” – Don’t use this one because if someone is playing, they may have semen in their hair.
This one works on a wife “A you a farmer? No, ‘cuz you sure know how to raise a c*ck. - this works trust me…….
Never fail with a knock knock joke. I will put my arm around the husband and look at both wives and say “knock knock” (who’s there?) Sherwood, (Sherwood who?) Sure would like you to suck our C*CKS. After I have been talking to a couple for a while I’ll say something like “Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.”
To the ladies, If a SINGLE male walks up and is bothering you do this, “Hey can you buy me a drink(or get one if BYOB) when he brings you the drink, pour the drink over your hand, and tell the guy I’m not interested but I intend to get my hand drunk and take advantage of it later, you understand”
A good ice breaker for any couple, and you can say this to either the man or woman to break the ice is” Do you like Boxing? No matter what the answer is say good gimmie 20 blows to the head, and point to your crotch.
I like this one for breaking in a new couple, if they have a sense of humor. “You see my spouse over there? [Point to your spouse who sheepishly waves from afar] She/He wants to know if YOU guys think I’M cute
Now this one can be asked of and to a man or woman, “Can you lick your nipples?[No] Can I? [Yes] Can you show me?”
I always say laughter is best and Mike Hatcher motto is this” There is a funny side to every situation, the challenge is to find it! In closing, women like to laugh and if they are in a swinger club a dirty joke will get you far, so remember think outside the box, ask for a blow job!
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