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Man Strips and Chokes His Chicken after Crashing Into a Fried Chicken Stand

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In Pennsauken, a South Jersey man has been charged with DUI on Monday after crashing his car in Fairhill, Philadelphia. According to officials, the man was under the influence of drugs that made him go all bizarre after the crash. What did he do? Well, unlike other crashers, he didn’t jump out his car and started looking for someone to blame or a helping hand, lol. Instead, he stripped naked and got onanistic in public. Some smart and witty by-passers captured his act on their smart devices and uploaded itRead More


Woman Arrested For Masturbating And Driving

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I don’t know if this is multi-tasking or if she is a left handed masturbater, but if she broke her left hand, how is her sex life….”It’s all right” lol. Seriously, in Cincinnati Ohio, Coloandra Hamilton, has been arrested for masturbating and driving. Police maintain that she was pulled over because her car windows were tinted too dark. Apparently she drew attention of the police, and was not pulled over for driving bad, but because of the tint job on the windows. Apparently the masturbation did not deter her drivingRead More