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Subliminal Sex Messages

Subliminal Sex Messages

Looking back at my childhood growing up in the 80’s I couldn’t help but reflect back on the commercials that shaped my warped mind. Now to get a little bit intellectual, our senses are constantly being bombarded by enormous amounts of information and only a small part of it reaches our consciousness. The fact is our subconscious mind absorbs it all. I remember growing up and wondering why all the chicks in college that ate skittles wanted to have sex all the time, I didn’t know nor did I care,Read More


Man Arrested After Butt Plug Rear Ending

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  I wish I made up this headline, well I kind of put my spin on it. I live in Florida and it keeps getting stranger here. A 41 year old male Rear ended another driver on Friday February 24th.  According to Huffington post, the rear ender Kevin Brann apparently had a butt plug or sexual anus plug in his rectum. Let me get this straight, Kevin was apparently wearing a butt plug? Apparently Kevin failed a sobriety test and was arrested for a DUI. Police say that Brann wasRead More


Sex Food Names: A Swingers Take

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Is it just me or do I see a dirty side to food when I go to the grocery store? There is more pornographic material in your local grocery store than at a brothel in Bangkok. When I was younger I would make jokes about food and bring them to my high school and put them on my binder. I was kind of the class clown that got more ass than a toilet seat but that’s besides the point. I remember a joke that I would play and keep onRead More


What Do Thanksgiving & Swinger Wives Have In Common?

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So, what do swinger wives and Thanksgiving have in common? Well they both liked to get stuffed like a turkey. I always get sentimental on the holidays, thankful for you, I have my dirty take on it. When I think of most things, I try and see things as there is a funny side to every situation and the challenge is to find it. I like Thanksgiving because food and sex go hand in hand, but I notice around the holidays people stay away from social sites even swinger sitesRead More