Superman Gets Wonder Woman
It seems like Hollywood is doing reboot after reboot, and makes sense that DC comics would do the same. A lot of my loyal readers are wondering what does this have to do with swinging, well I did articles on Wonder Woman in the past and how the creator was into BDSM. I also wrote a swinger take on Batman and Robin.
I recently read that DC is now having Superman hook up with Wonder Woman. Now being a swinger I envision Superman with a flashback from a movie called mallrats when Brodie says: “Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it’s strong enough to carry his child?”
Now later on Brodie explains that Wonder Woman is the only woman that can bang superman, looks like DC comics may have taken it form this line: “He’s an alien for Christ sake! His kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth’s yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom . . . that would kill them.”
If that’s not cool enough Axel Braun has released another parody called Superman XXX. I have not watched this one yet, but this one may be one to watch at your next themed swinger party.
Seems like superheroes have been the topic of discussion and I wrote this because I recently went to an awesome swinger Super Hero Party. I recommend if you guys are throwing a party to have a Super Hero theme and rent some porn parodies like The Avengers XXX. Also don’t forget
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