Woman Arrested For Masturbating And Driving

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I don’t know if this is multi-tasking or if she is a left handed masturbater, but if she broke her left hand, how is her sex life….”It’s all right” lol. Seriously, in Cincinnati Ohio, Coloandra Hamilton, has been arrested for masturbating and driving. Police maintain that she was pulled over because her car windows were tinted too dark. Apparently she drew attention of the police, and was not pulled over for driving bad, but because of the tint job on the windows. Apparently the masturbation did not deter her driving skills.

The officer opened the door, revealing a vibrator between the lap of the woman, while the passenger was showing a porno on a video player.

According to the police report, when officers approached the vehicle, they noticed her pants unbuttoned and a sex toy in her lap. The police reported she had been using the vibrator while watching an X-rated video on a computer that the passenger was holding.

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If this was a guy he would have been ticketed for “Jerking and Driving” lol. The 36 year old woman also had a crack pipe on her at the time and was sentenced to 10 days in jail, she was fined $200 and her license was also suspended for 6 months. I don’t know, do you guys think she should have gotten off?? I mean do you think she should have been let off?? Hopefully you guys don’t do this while on SwingLifestyle on your video phones? View More Crazy Real News Here —> Swinger News

Good news is I found a solution, a machine that can grab a penis and stroke you going down the road and also grab a vibrator and control the motions, its called the Lego Masturbater. This will allow hands free movement.

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Bisexual Stories, A Mans First Time.

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If you have not read any bisexual stories on SwingLifeStyle you are letting some of the best things in life pass you BI. SwingLifeStyle has thousands of sex stories, but I am talking about Bisexual stories. It seems the trend in bisexuality has not really reached a peak, but peaked interests as more and more people are experimenting and becoming curious about it.

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I recently read a story in the bisexual section and it was a mans first time with an old college buddy. Readers love these stories because they are written by regular swinger couples just like you. By reading these bisexual stories it may give you and your partner a great idea for a certain encounter or may help you overcome any fears society has thrown out. There are bisexual men and there are bisexual women in the lifestyle. There are straight couples, but one thing about the lifestyle, is that we are accepting. In the lifestyle we do not look down upon any man or woman for wanting to experience something sexually taboo.

If you want to check out a great story, read “Dinner And Drinks With An Old College Buddy” you may get some ideas to spice up your sex life.
You can view all the Bisexual stories by clicking this section here: “Bi Sexual Stories
Don’t forget if you want to submit a story you need to be a member, which is easy to do and membership is free. Try the new video chat with a couple or a single naughty person and indulge in what you want. You may get some great ideas or fantasies from these stories and don’t forget to make sure to BI an old college buddy a drink and see where it goes.  In the next few weeks I will be discussing bisexual facts, statistics and trends.

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Man Arrested For Molesting Vending Machine

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Florida Swingers and club owners be advised, do not leave your vending machines unattended.
This may be why single males are looked down upon in Florida. Before I get in to this blog post, let me just reiterate that I have not heard crazy news like this until I moved to Florida.

Apparently Michael Aguiar inserted his body parts and molested a vending machine. Talk about a cheap date. This happened in Palmetto Florida on Sept 2nd according to the Bradenton Herald. Palmetto Police said Michael age 20, denied assaulting the machine, until police showed him surveillance footage of the incident, the Bradenton Herald reported Friday.

Officers claim in a report he made off with $10 worth of coins and the police report said the boy “maliciously molested, opened, broke, injured, damaged and inserted his body parts” into the machine.

The boy was taken to the Manatee County Jail on a burglary charge and two violations of probation. He was ordered held without bail.

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City Gains Sex Traffic Lights

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Now several readers wrote in to good ole Hatcher and ask “do you pull $%hit out of you’re a$$?” the answer to this is no. Just when you thought it could not get any more weird in the world a Dutch city gets a new traffic light………a very different traffic light.

The city of Nimwegen, Holland has a traffic light which depicts a couple having sex. The traffic light literally stops traffic and passers by that want to continue pressing the button to see the couple doing it.

An officer claims that pedestrians kept pressing the light repeatedly to make the image appear. No pun intended here, but there have been a few cars that have been rear ended.

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Sex Traffic Lights

The city is investigating and apparently computer hackers managed to manipulate the town’s traffic light to insert the image.

I hope you enjoy the pics and the video of the light, feel free to share this funny story. Make sure to bookmark this and send to your friends, I am sure they will love it. For more strange news click: Swinger News for the latest and greatest.

 

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Man Sued 10,000 For Lack Of Sex

A Frenchman by the name of Jean –Louis B. has been ruled by a judge that he is solely at fault for lack of sex over 21 years of marriage. The Frenchman was also ordered to pay 10,000 euros for compensation in damages for the lack of orgasms she didn’t get to have during that time period.

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Man Sued 10,000 For Lack Of Sex

The husband claimed in defense, that he had health problems and was tired which prevented him from being more fun between the sheets. The judge Aix-en-Provence ruled: “A sexual relationship between husband and wife is the expression of affection they have for each other, and in this case it was absent.
“By getting married, couples agree to sharing their life and this clearly implies they will have sex with each other.”
Here is an interesting tidbit from Hatcher…………. The average French person has sex 121 times a year which would be 2,541 in 21 years. Obviously swingers would be a lot higher. Maybe the relationship would have been different if they were swingers?

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One thing in swinging that I agree with, is no means no right? I think the ruling falls short and no one should be forced to have sex against their will. By the judge telling them they are legally obligated to have sex is ridiculous? I think the judge is about as sharp as a marble in my opinion and very reminiscent of the judicial system in the United States.
It would appear that France is catching up with the USA when it pertains to suing people for stupid reasons.

 

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SwingLifeStyle Launches New Video Chat

So, as if the biggest and best swingers site couldn’t get any better……………It has. Once again SwingLifeStyle is on the cutting edge of lifestyle entertainment. We have added a new video chat, that will allow you to invite friends to private video chats, public video chats and forum video chats.

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STEP #1

The new video chat is EXTREMELY user friendly and I have included a step by step guide on how you can join in the sexy fun.  First, make sure to log in to SwingLifeStyle account. Next you can either click “Chat” on the left hand side of the navigation or you can click the floating yellow sign in the middle as seen in the picture on STEP #1 that says “SLS has installed a new video chat room”. You can now connect with hundreds of your new friends, visit the New Chat Room.

Next You will be taken to the screen as shown in STEP#2, a clear screen with a blue floating sign in the middle that says “NEW CHAT” simply click “NEW CHAT” and you are off……

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STEP #2

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STEP #3

If it is the first time you have clicked “NEW CHAT”, you will be directed to the screen in STEP #3.  From Here it will say…… As a free member of SLS, you will be logged into chat as a guest. Guest are limited per session. Of course you can avoid this by upgrading to paid status. If this is your first use, you will need to choose “Chat – USER List” or “Chat – No User List”

 

After this you are off and can video chat with whoever is logged on, let me tell ya this, every day that goes by more and more people are logging on to the biggest video chat for any swingers site. So much fun and hope you guys enjoy.

 

 

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What To Expect At A Swingers Resort

How many times have you thought……hmm I wonder what its like at a swingers resort? For some that have participated already know the answer, for others let me give you a break down.

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Swinger Resort

For starters you do not have to have sex with anyone, that you do not want to. I have received so many emails on couples scared to go to a resort as first timers thinking its wall to wall sex and you are required to have sex with who ever wants to have sex with you. This is so not true, in the lifestyle you need to remember that no means no.

Florida boasts a number of swinger and nudist friendly resorts. Yes there is a difference between them. Nudists like to be in the nude and not necessarily swing, while swingers like to swing……Get it? Got it? Good !

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Swinger Resort

Most swinger resorts offer exciting alternative vacations for the open minded. The good news is all resorts are well quipped with restaurant, bar, club house, pools, spa game rooms and many other amenities. Basically you will find amenities just like you would at any other resort.

The resorts usually run around $100 to $250 per night. I know SwingLifeStyle is having a huge swinger party at Caliente in a few weeks, you can check it out here: SLS 10th ANNIVERSARY

I know Topless Travel caters to a lot of nude cruises and vacations, which can be found here: HEDONISM II RESORT

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Sex Throughout History

It was before the bible, a religion that spawned all religions on earth, the Sumerian’s. About 5500 years ago sex was highly looked upon by priests and priestesses (much like today’s clergy just open about it) and would offer it into rituals. Can I get an Amen ?? Anyway, in the Sumerian religion, the Goddess had sex with the ruler of the country to show the Goddess’s acceptance of him as a ruler and caretaker of the people. This is how the ceremony was scribed.

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Sumerian Goddess Of Sex

Our Prime Priestess, acting for Inanna, is talking to Dumuzi the new king.
My vulva, the horn,
The boat of Heaven,
Is full of eagerness like the young moon.
My untilled land lies fallow.
As for me, Inanna,
Who will plow my vulva?
Who will plow my high field?
Who will plow my wet ground?
As for me, the young woman,
Who will plow my vulva?
Who will station the ox there?
Who will plow my vulva?

This is obvious, the horn represents the vagina as it curves and narrows toward the back.
On the male side, an old time plow (not the modern day tractor type) had a long, hard projection that pushed into the ground.

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Sumerian Sex

Dumuzi, the king replies:
Great Lady, the king will plow your vulva,
I, Dumuzi the King, will plow your vulva Inanna accepts him saying:
Then plow my vulva, man of my heart
Plow my vulva.

 

 

 

Then follows more details of the happenings …..

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Sumerian courtship

He is the one my womb loves best,
My high priest is ready for the holy loins.
My lord Dumuzi is ready for the holy loins.
The plants and herbs in his field are ripe.
O Dumuzi, Your fullness is my delight.
The high priestess then directs things to be readied
Inanna called for the bed.
Let the bed that rejoices the heart be prepared

Let the bed that sweetens the loins be prepared
Let the bed of kingship be prepared!
Let the bed of queenship be prepared!
Let the royal bed be prepared!
This bed was set up in front of the entire congregation. The people watched the entire ritual including the sexual part.

 

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sumerian sex

He shaped my loins with his fair hands,
The shepherd Dumuzi filled my lap with cream and milk.
He stroked my pubic hair.
He watered my womb.
He laid his hands on my holy vulva,
He smoothed my black boat with cream,
He quickened my narrow boat with milk.
He caressed me on the bed.
The King went with lifted head to the holy loins.
He went with lifted head to the loins of Inanna
He went to the queen with lifted head.
He opened wide his arms to the holy priestess of heaven.
We rejoiced together.
He took his pleasure of me.
He laid me down on the fragrant honey-bed
My sweet love, lying by my heart,
Tongue-playing, one by one,
My fair Dumuzi did so fifty times.
Now, my sweet love is sated.

After 50 times, the audience would cheer and shout in approval and appreciation. Performing sex in front of people in ancient days was not stressful or frowned on. Sex was conducted in religious ceremonies in groups and orgies. The Sumerian empire lasted thousands of years as well did the Roman empire, both had orgies. When the Spanish Inquisition and the holy wars erupted we discovered that sex was supposedly wrong. I myself was raised a hard core Catholic, we didn’t praise our religion, we mourned it. This probably explains why i like sex so much lol. The word orgy nowadays has a negative meaning …….thanks to current day religions and government powers, as well as suppression of knowledge. The original word orgy in Greek is “orgia” which means secret worship. Since most secret worship involved sexual rituals, and Christians were opposed to anything sexual the word orgy came to have the debased meaning it has today, rather than the noble, spiritual meaning of the original word. In ancient religions our creator loves us all, sex is not good nor bad, war is not good nor bad, kind of like Hindu, teaching to look at the positive in everything, and the Chinese yin yang, good and evil harmonizing the yin yang symbol………..I will end with this, Indian culture is very peaceful, and they have the teachings of Kama Sutra, which I am very fond of and astute in knowledge of multiple positions. I would recommend every couple try the positions in Kama Sutra.

If you like this post you may consider ” Strange Sex World Records ” blog, its pretty cool !!

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Swingers In The News

Discovery Green Lights “Swinger Wives

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TLC Logo - courtesy TLC

Swingers are becoming more in the mainstream as TLC will soon premiere “Swinger wives”. Discovery Networks will be airing a pilot in an in depth look at American couples, that live double lives as swingers. The pilot will be set to air on TLC internationally in select markets as the SwingLifeStyle is becoming more recognized.

The pilot will take place in Atlanta, Georgia and set to explore the relationships and the mindset in the way of life for swingers. The pilot reveals issues that swinging couples endure and how the couples face life and how they keep it secret from family members as well as co workers etc.

The SwingLifeStyle has always been about communication in the lifestyle, and the importance of strong communication, which the TV will cover. The couples involved are very proud of how they consider living in a functioning normal lifestyle and society that looks down upon theirs.

This is a must watch people, make sure to see if it will air in your local area for the pilot. This looks like it has the potential to be a really cool series.

 

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LifeStyle Magazine Is Back

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LifeStyle Magazine

For those that remember the popular swinger magazine, you will be overjoyed to learn that the magazine is going back in print. Whats more you ask? This magazine is absolutely free and will be mailed to you in a discreet package. LifeStyle magazine was the first real swinger magazine written by swingers and for swingers. Your’s truly “Mike Hatcher”, will be writing some of the material since everyone seems to enjoy what I write about.

 

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LifeStyle Magazine Issue 2

LifeStyle Magazine is the public voice for this infamous society. They cater exclusively to the LifeStyle, and avoid advertisements or articles that do not have a connection to it. This is the place to read about the people, places and events that make the LifeStyle what it is.

LifeStyle Magazine caters to couples in the lifestyle, and has newbies guides to help the new couples become involved. The swinger magazine is going to have a “Couples Questions, “ where you the readers can write in and ask good ole Mike Hatcher anything you like and I will answer it. If you don’t want to ask any questions, feel free to write in and share a little something about the lifestyle with us and we may publish it. Check out Lifestyle Magazine today at LifeStylemagazine.com and get your free year subscription absolutely free. Thats right Absolutely FREE.

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Single Swinger Men: Why they Ask ?

I have still got a lot of responses from several single males wanting to know why they can

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not attend a swinger party and why some clubs may not let them in. I have also got a lot of hate mail basically attacking me for the clubs and parties, “guys I am just the messenger” and stop writing harassing emails and don’t be a creep, you are ruining it for the well behaved single men.

To break it down I wrote a post called “single men and swinging tips“, this tells how single men can get ahead in the lifestyle. For example some couples believe it or not are looking for a third gentleman to cuckold the husband or do a threesome an ddp with the wife. First of all just by saying you have a huge penis does not give you any entry period. When you are on a site like SwingLifeStyle you need to be polite online and as if you were in person.

 

I came across this video I had my friend upload for a call from a man named Carl trying to gain entrance to the swinger club. This is a funny parody, but maybe this is why some single men are not allowed entrance? You tell me? Hope you guys enjoy the parody my friend made. If you have a funny prank or video please send it my way, and I might post it guys and gals. Here is a forum on How does a single male swinger meet couples it may help, and don’t forget be polite in the lifestyle. PS This post is written in good fun and I hope you enjoy it, but I know someone will write in their hate complaints on this humorous post.

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Swinger Fashion

Recently I was searching the internet for some interesting fashion and costumes.

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I came across this site called Dawnamtrix Designs. Me and the wife are in to the Asian attire, so this was right up our alley. If you are in to role play, then check this site out, if you are in to custom made kimonos and sexy garments, you can not pass this up.

Dawnamatrix kimonos and garments have been displayed as textile art in museum and gallery spaces around Boston. I personally love the Dragon Mini-dress, I myself have been in martial arts for many years and have tats with dragons, so this is a personal favorite of mine.

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Sexy Outfit

To all the swinger couples out there, I highly suggest you take a look at the sexy attire, accessories and more from Dawnamatrix.com. No I did not get paid to write this blog. If you want, you can inquire with them about custom orders, this will help if you want something definitely unique. Don’t forget a really good idea for a swinger party is an Asian theme. I remember throwing an Asian themed swinger party and it was a blast.

We tried to make it traditional as possible, the women of course would wear Asian attire as well as men. what was so cool is this woman had a tattoo of a cherry blossom from her right ankle, Swing Offbeat-Swinger Fashioncircling up her leg and inner thigh wrapping around her back and the left side of her left breast. It was sexy and I recommend throwing one. So far I have thrown the only Asian inspired swinger party that I know of.  Check out their sexy Kimono’s.

 

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Swinger Vacation Brilliance of the Seas – April 13 – 20, 2013

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Curacao & Aruba Caribbean Cruise

If you have ever been on a swinger cruise or a swinger vacation before you do not want to miss out on this fun filled spectacular get-a-way. This is going to be a blast, with 2100 people on one of the most impressive cruise ships in the world. The ship is couples only and clothing optional.

The ship will be leaving from beautiful San Juan, Puerto Rico on a Southern Caribbean Journey that will include Aruba & Curacao before heading back north so we can visit St. Kitts & St. Maarten. Book today so you can add these great islands to your list of places you have visited. BOOK HERE: Curacao & Aruba Caribbean Cruise

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Curacao & Aruba Caribbean Cruise

When you book a lifestyle cruise, you can be assured that there will be no kids onboard, you will get the best entertainment, they have the largest play areas and exotic and erotic Theme Nights, plenty of seminars and workshops to enhance your relationship, Meet & Greets, Pool Parties, Adult Games, Comedians and much more…

Aside from the serious swinging, this swinger cruise offers exotic locales including San Juan, Puerto Rico, Oranjestad, Aruba, Willemstad, Curacao, Basseterre, St. Kitts and last but not least Philipsburg, St. Maarten.

Here is a break down of the prices if you are interested.

Additional Fees

While all cabin pricing reflects the basic cost per person, there will be an additional fee which will reflect port charges, government taxes, doc fees, gratuities and security fees. These will be as follows:

  • $350.00 per person for all Staterooms
  • $390.00 per person for all Suites

3RD & 4TH IN CABIN:

  • $250.00 P/P BASIC CABIN
  • $375.00 P/P SUITES

 

Ship Registry: Nassau Bahamas

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SLS Announces 10th Anniversary Party

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SLS 10th Anniversary

SLS 10th Anniversary Celebration Weekend & Resort Take-Over!
September 23 – 25, 2011

***PLEASE NOTE THAT IN ORDER TO PARTICIPATE IN ANY OF THE SLS ACTIVITIES & AFTER PARTIES,

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YOU MUST BE BOOKED THRU SLS TOPLESS TRAVEL ON THIS PAYMENT SITE***
BOOK HERE

Join the SLS crew and other members from around the globe for three (3) days of sexy fun & debauchery for just $559* (per couple)!

Event Fee Includes:

King Bedroom Resort Hotel Stay for Three Days & Two Nights,
Resort & Event Day Fees,
SLS Reception,
Themed Events,
Entertainment
Exclusive After Hours Parties &
Entry to the Hottest Clothing-Optional Pool Party in the Southeast with Skinny Dip Sundae!

Plus, SLS registered guests will have ample opportunities to win a 5 Day/ 4 Night stay @ Caribe in the Dominican Republic, 3 Days/ 2 Nights Stay @ Caliente Club & Resorts in Tampa, FL and a whole lot more!!!

**3 Days/ 2 Nights @ Resort Hotel for $559
Discount is first 20 couples to register or until August 15, 2011 (which ever comes first), then $599 after this has been met.

***4 Day/ 3 Night Package is also available for $799
Discount is for 1st – 20 couples to register or until August 15, 2011 {which ever comes first}
&
One & Two Bedroom Condo accommodations & Casitas for an additional fee**

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Event Overview:
The celebration begins on Friday, September 23rd. Check-in for the weekend celebration begins at noon.

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Topless Travel

Attendees are encouraged to cum early & stay an extra night on Thursday, September 22nd, and stay late through Sunday, September 25th. Please call SLS Topless Travel at 877-90-SWING to make the appropriate arrangements.

Friday, Sept. 23rd:

Sun your buns at the pool with the SLS Crew…We’ve got lots of sexy activities, games, Live Band & more!
Body Painting by Flick
Captain Sparrow’s Lock & Key Pirates Reception
Entertainment: Traci Kanaan, The Dominatrix of Ditties
Pirates of the Caribbean Theme Party & Costume Contest
**The Debauchery continues After-Hours @ Blackbeard’s Quarters @ Queen Annes Revenge & the Pirates’ Den**

Saturday, Sept. 24th:

SLS Toga Pool Party with the SLS Crew & The RiverDown Band from South Florida (Plus, Interactive Games, Contests, Prizes and so much more!!)

Adopting a Healthier Lifestyle Seminar with Special Guest &

Anti-Aging M.D. – Dr. Mike: Dramatically Improve your Sex Appeal

with Anti-Aging & Weight Loss Secrets…don’t miss this exclusive opportunity!

Body Painting by Flick
Karaoke
Toga! Toga! Toga! Roman Bash
**Exclusive After Hours Party @ The Delta Frat “Animal House”*

Sunday, Sept. 25th:

Re-Hab with the SLS & Skinny Dip Sundae Crew @ the hottest, clothing-optional pool party in the Southeast! Join over 400 sexy couples and singles and jam to the DJ’s stylish international house music mix that sets a party vibe as guests enjoy European-style sun-bathing.
Karaoke @ Tiki Bar & Fun Games Pool Side!

EVENT DAY PASSES* (are included in the Resort Stay Packages):
**You must PRE-REGISTER & PAY in ADVANCE to attend the SLS Weekend Celebration**
For more information, please call 877-90-SWING!

 

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International Swingers Day Is Coming

In case you have been living under a rock, International Swingers Day is coming up.

This is the time of year to spread the joy and spread some legs. Each year International Swingers Day picks a day in August for clubs worldwide to post parties. I ask you to check out your local club for a party near you. For nearly 10 years, there have been parties thrown on this glorious day. Each and every year the following gets bigger and bigger. Upon writing this post, there are a total of 726 major events on August 13th 2011.

Enjoy the video I have included below of International Swingers Day.

There are only 11 more days left to find a local swinger club near you. If you would like a directory of all events happening on that day, I would suggest visiting International Swingers Day website. Each year clubs and party goers post their events on internationalswingersday.com in recognition of the swingers holiday. Every year more and more parties are posted on this site, with no sign of slowing down. Make sure to bookmark this site, as it will come in handy.

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Swingers Vs Cheaters

Swinging And Cheating, Is There a Difference ?

Swingers have a much higher success rate as it relates to marriage, than those who are not part of the lifestyle. If you and your partner are open with each other and have communicated your wants and desires as it relates to your sexual relationship and have both agreed that the practice has peaked your interest, then it seems your marriage has already survived the first true test, which is communication. For non swinging relationships, 50% of the women cheat and 60% men cheat at some time in their marriage. Recent studies show that 80% out of all marriages someone are having an affair.

Say No To Cheating

The first study conducted by the University of California in 1998 reported 24% men and 14% women cheated outside their marriages. In nearly 10 years the numbers doubled, believe it or not the people that have cheated blame the jump on the internet. According to divorce magazine, 46% of men believe that online affairs are considered adultery.

About 75% of married people believe it is OK to visit an adult site. Out of the married couples, 57% of people used the internet Social sites, to reconnect with an old flame or with a new flirt. Roughly 38% of married couples engaged in explicit online sexual conversation and 50% have talked on the phone with someone. What is most interesting is 31% of people have had an online conversation that led to sex from a non sex related social site.

With swingers, the couples do not engage in sexual activities or flirt to replace their significant other. With the lifestyle the feeling is mutual and the lifestyle looks down upon cheating.

Cheaters courtesy roomput

With these numbers of divorce on the rise more couples are embracing the lifestyle and embracing life. If a husband enjoys seeing his wife have sex with other people, and if a wife enjoys seeing her husband have sex with other people, then how is this considered cheating? Cheating is when you knowingly and willingly had sex with somebody else without your spouse’s knowledge or consent.

The lifestyle is about respecting and loving your partner, the ability to enter the lifestyle is about trust. Many couples enter swinging while in secure relationships; provide added motivation to avoid excessive health risks. While sexual affairs outside the relation may be in the heat of the moment with no regard to the other partner, swingers maintain that sex among swingers is a more thought-out and practical affair.

According to ABC News reporter John Stossel, who conducted an investigation in the Swinglifestyle. Stossel reported several Americans are swingers, according to estimates by the Kinsey Institute and other researchers. Stossel cited Terry Gould’s research, which concluded that “couples swing in order to not cheat on their partners.” When Stossel asked swinging couples whether they worry their spouse will “find they like someone else better”, one male replied, “People in the swinging community swing for a reason. They don’t swing to go out and find a new wife. They don’t swing to go out and find a new wife;” a woman asserted, “It makes women more confident – that they are the ones in charge.” Stossel interviewed 12 marriage counselors. According to Stossel, “not one of them said don’t do it”, though some said “getting sexual thrills outside of marriage can threaten a marriage”. Swingers that Stossel interviewed claimed “their marriages are stronger because they don’t have affairs and they don’t lie to each other. 12 of 12 marriage counselors do not have a problem with swinging. People should not cheat or have affairs, Swingers put everything out in the open. The thrill of being a swinger is keeping the thrill alive, and loving your partner. In conclusion when someone asks if there is a difference between cheating and swingers, the answer is a definite “YES”.

Keep in mind, when you cheat you are hurting someone, it can take months and even years to get over. Swingers do not encourage cheating and they do not hurt their partner. This is Mike Hatcher saying “treat others and especially your partner with respect”.

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Naughty in N’awlins

If you missed the last swinger convention “Naughty in N’awlins”, then you are letting some of the best times in your life pass you by. Swinglifestyle was there to take footage of the event.
This event is a swinger convention that has been going strong since 1999. Up to 1000 sexy swingers join in the worlds only swingers parade down Bourbon St. This convention and lifestyle party only happens once a year. Make sure to attend on July 11th until July 15th 2012 for the next event.

Please enjoy the footage and make sire you do not miss out next year.

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How To Spot A Swinger

People have written in to good ole “Mike Hatcher”, asking me “Hey Mike is there a way to spot or identify a swinger? The answer is a yes. Believe it or not there is jewelry worn in certain locations that can identify the women in the lifestyle. Men obviously are a little more open, but women wear jewelry to identify to others that they are allowed to play.

Courtesy nipple-charms.com

For example, if a woman wears an anklet on her right leg, this means the woman is a swinger and does play. However, for single men out there that have not read my posts on “Single Men in the Lifestyle”, listen up. Just because a woman is a swinger does not mean she has to have sex with your or wants to. The misconception is that is a woman is a swinger that she is a slut and has sex with anyone. This is so not true!

Moving on, if a woman wears a thumb ring, this is another indication that the woman is giving out a vibe that she is a swinger.

Toe Ring courtesy nipplecharms.com

Wearing a toe ring is also another indication that the woman is a swinger as well.Some swinger wife’s will actually switch their wedding ring to the right hand. In closing another indication is a bracelet worn on the left ankle, for men that are unaware, yes there is a difference between an anklet and a bracelet, please learn the difference before you end up hitting on someone from church.

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Strange Sex World Records

OK fellow readers, I have been thinking how many crazy sex acts are out there and how many could I write about. Although i know most of these answers by heart, I felt I would share some of the love of these Strange Sex World Records.

Do you Swallow?

milk semen

Ever ask your girlfriend or wife to swallow your semen? Well I bet once you read this you will be craving Mike Hatchers Guide on “How To Make Semen Sweet“.  Michelle Monahan from Los Angeles, swallowed 1.7 pints of semen. That is about 5 cups of yogurt and it would have tasted like sugar if she took a pull of Mike. Apparently Michelle had to get her stomach pumped. Michelle was the first person to have this act recorded.

Speaking of Semen Delight, did you know that Afghani tribesman drink nut nectar or semen from a bull. The drink is called Khoona, which is consumed on the tribesman wedding night, it is suppose to give the man an aphrodisiac feeling. – I’ll pass

Houston Porn Star

 

I’m Here For The Gang bang

OK some swinger husbands have tried to get their wife to do a gang bang. Some women have thought about it too, maybe 3-6 at a time. Well, did you know that Houston was the first woman to Have sex with 620 men in one sitting? Its true, she made a movie called the Houston 500 which covered the event.

If you think that is a huge number, check this out Lisa Sparxx holds the record for the worlds biggest gangbang with a total of 919 men in one day.

How Far Can You Shoot?

He Got Game

Draw your guns or um wiener. Horst Schultz launched a load 18 ft 9 in with a ‘substantial’ amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

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Single Men And Swinging Tips

So many single males wrote in asking me to write a blog. I need to clarify something upfront, I got some polite emails and I received several hate emails on why single guys can get any in the lifestyle. To the polite ones, you are one step ahead of the game. Single males you need to realize that just because you are on a swinger site or in a swinger club does not guarantee you sex. This is a long discussion so I decided to break it into two parts.

The swinglifestyle is a variety of ideas to a variety of people wanting different encounters. The things they share can be a adoration for the erotic experience and also the quest for sexual enjoyment. You will find three significant types of swingers: couples, single females and single males. Couples are definitely the reasons for the swinglifestyle. Single females are comparatively rare, these are called Unicorns which we went over in the last post. Once they do get involved, it is simply because they’re bisexual plus the lifestyle affords them comfortable access to both men and women.

Don't Be a Towel Shark courtesy sanslittleforg

And in addition, single guys are abundant. A consistent new availability of horny men assures that it’s going to stay like that. So what does it require for a single guy adopting the lifestyle to achieve its purpose? People from the lifestyle meet a number of ways. Typically the most popular locations are through swinger clubs, private parties and swinger websites. For any driven single guy, clubs and websites are definitely the main vehicles — because it is pretty hard for any newcomer to get invited to a private party.

Swing clubs are “Membership Only.” But lifestyle clubs manage a little differently. Within the lifestyle, privacy is definitely the first priority. So clubs usually forgo formal background checks. Nevertheless, as soon as you’re accepted, your personality is under constant overview. In the event you behave poorly or become disruptive, your membership rights are going to be revoked and will also be permanently prohibited from going to the club. Having said that, it’s to your advantage to learn and read below:

Below is Mike Hatchers Single Male guide for successful swinging.

Swinger Club courtesy Trapeze

1. In swinger clubs, the exact same members visit repeatedly, so try to get to be familiar with one another very well. In the event you insult or offend one couple, the news will begin to spread to others. Additionally, when you are pleasant and the couple really likes your company – sexual or in any manner – the couple will be open to introduce you to their friends. Naturally, swingers love to introduce individuals with unique sexual characteristics to their friends. Try not to walk around saying that you have a 12-inch penis, even if you do, everyone already knows it.

2. You’ll have more fun at parties should you leave your macho attitude at the door. Don’t be the guy standing in front wearing a towel, expecting anyone to perform for you. This attitude will get you called a towel shark and you will not have any luck.

3. Be genuine, be natural and socialize. Ask a lady to dance, or better yet, ask her husband because if he doesn’t like you you probably are not going anywhere. Communicate with the husband and become friendly to him too. Keep in mind that couples within the lifestyle are there because of their own enjoyment, not yours. Some have an interest only in couples, some only in females, some in nothing — they just like the environment. Some have an interest in having fun with single men. Many couples are trying to find an additional or perhaps a third man to participate them. To be the guy they choose, make sure to follow all the rules and advice listed here.

Swing Dance courtesy party hardcore

4. Become familiar with the lifestyle, the expectations and also the facts. Browse the other articles in this blog, it’ll help. Remember that people at a swing club are there for the similar reason you happen to be. Most swingers aren’t out there cheating on their spouse. They’re open by what they actually do, resulting in whatever they love to do. Don’t search for a party to just fall in love, or think you’ll sweep a woman off her feet and away from her husband. Arrive and have fun making some new friends. To achieve success ultimately, you’ll need to be the favorable guy which has been seen with some other couples, not the strange guy that’s running from table to table attempting to score. Almost all couples possess a list of rules where they play with, plus they vary little from those rules. Do not attempt to alter them. You’ll fail.

5. Certainly be a gentleman in addition to a classy guy. Just because a woman likes sex does not imply she likes vulgar language or innuendos. Politeness and social skills tend to be more essential in this lifestyle than simply about any place else.

6. Dress nicely, like you’re heading for a date. Since you are going on a date, When you are aware you will be having an intimate encounter with your mate, you take special care in your personal hygiene, right? Well multiply that by ten. Prior to going out, spend more time brushing and flossing your teeth, showering and shaving, styling your hair and dabbing on your best cologne. Mike recommends you take time to trim the goatee if you have one. Mike calls it the womb groom.

7. Don’t think that because you talk or dance with somebody that they wish to have sex with you. Do not get too aggressive unless you have the clear message that it’s OK. When (in case) you receive that message, go along with it, just don’t go overboard. You may even ask again” Is this okay?”

8. Leave the pickup lines at home with the tank tops. Women in the lifestyle are adults and so are not into head-games. They have already heard every line in the book, unless they happen to run into Mike Hatcher.

9. Again, when it comes to couples, introduce yourself to both wife and husband. Don’t approach a woman when her husband just isn’t present. Bear in mind that “Towel Shark” fellow? Once the husband returns (and hubby will), he definitely won’t be very happy to see you.

Show respect courtesy party hardcore

10. Don’t insult a member’s intelligence using the statement, “My wife wanted me to come here first on my own to test it out, so I’ll return back with her the next time. What about you and I play now?” Every swinger has heard that line repeatedly. You might as well say hey my wife’s at church and I am cheating on her.

11. Don’t talk about your wife or your girlfriend, how great she is or how beautiful she is. Let’s face it. If she were, you wouldn’t be here alone wearing that towel.

I hope you enjoyed the first half of how to succeed in the Lifestyle. Join me next time for part 2 and the next tips for being a single male and gaining success.

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Unicorns And Swinger Tips

A couple of people (newbies) emailed me recently and asked what a unicorn is in the swinging community. I thought this would be a good time to introduce what a unicorn is and tips for the unicorn in the lifestyle. First off a unicorn is a single swinging female, yes you heard it correctly a single swinging woman. Although these women are rare, they are NOT hard to find. Yes they are not hard to find. First up, the benefits of being a single swinging woman in the lifestyle are AMAZING. Listen to this, there is no cover charge, you will more than likely get your drinks for free and you can have your pick of any couple, or man at the event most times.

Unicorns Exist

Unicorns, when you are at a swinging event, BE HONEST. What I mean by this is, if you are or are not bisexual, let the couple/guy know this up front as to not irritate or cause trouble.  Some women actually like to share their male partners with a straight woman, so take notes.

Unicorns, when you meet couples, be respectful of couples and their boundaries and since you are single and not bi, some ladies may be cautious of you. Just be sincere about your desires, and be sure to address any concerns that the couple may have with you. Again don’t pretend to be bisexual if you are not just to have sex with a guy.

I know what you are thinking, “Mike you said it’s not hard to find a unicorn”, yes I did. Okay for all the single guys out there, listen up. I recently went through a break up, yet I still find time to swing and play. I am 35 years old, I have been called a charmer, but if you read Mike Hatchers pick up lines you can go far. Anyway you can find women at the mall, next to nail and hair salons and tanning salons. One time I met 3 women at a tanning salon in Fort Lauderdale. I was a customer, and several women work there between 21-28. I have been talking to them(small chat) throw in a few funny jokes here and there. I ask what they like and are in too?

Hot wife lets cuckold hubby blonde watch

One says she is a party girl, I am quick to mention “ever been to a swinger party? She was curious and thought you had to be a couple. I explained no, we can show up together, and I explained that we did not have to have sex. Just as simple as that and we were at local swinger club in South Florida, I only got her number to pick her up that following Friday. She was nervous but excited, we met a few couples, and then met a Hot wife. This Hot wife was cuckolding her husband, this was new for my date so we went into a room. Me and the wife did our thing while the husband and my date watched. After the hour long session, I took my date and we got something to eat, she was holding my hand the whole time and blushing. She said she wanted to head home and that she was tired. I thought “wow I scarred this girl so I better take her home”. We started going down the road, and she said “I was shocked what I saw”. I quickly said sorry I did not mean to offend you”. She started holding my hand going down the road and said” I loved it”. She said “I wanted to join but you were with the other woman”. She unzipped my pants and you can guess what she started doing the whole way home.LOL I guess you can say “we headed home” lol……..

Heading Home

Since then I have taken her out, and two of her friends from work. Yes each of them, and I took each of them to the swinger club. You just have to be upfront and honest. Single guys,  I know you get horny, but often times you trade that in for your weakness of “lets go to dinner”. Look, only ask a woman out to dinner that you are serious about. Do not ever screw over a woman. EVER ! If you want to get laid, be upfront and honest, there are women out there that think like you do, trust me. Be open, honest and you will see what I mean. Women look for booty calls just like men. In closing, there is room for single men and women in the lifestyle, i promise to write a blog soon and SINGLE MEN and how to survive in the lifestyle.

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What To Wear? First Time Swingers

Let me break this down for first time swingers and questions you may have about first encounters or certain encounters.

Mike, We have been chatting with another husband and wife and we’ve made a decision to meet. What should we wear? What It is important to keep in mind is always to treat meeting with individuals the first time as being a “First Date.” Look your very best, as first impressions are long lasting. Because first dates are concerning the unknown, you could indulge your own private intimate fantasies by picking outfits that you feel you appear the best. Select fashions that display your better assets to their advantage without exposing too much. Wearing a “slut look” to your first date just isn’t the best choice. Clothing all hangs on your own personality, the other couples personality, and where you are meeting. Keep in mind the location.

Don't Pull a Mike Hatcher

For example, don’t pull a Mike, My neighbor asked me over to her place and said”make yourself at home”. So I did, I started taking off my pants and shirt. She grinned and said what are you doing? I said I am making myself at home, I always walk around nude. ” She took the hint and we started……anyways do not do this.

Do dress appropriately for your locale. Do you think you’re meeting in a coffee house,? Perhaps a restaurant or any other public location? Be sexy with your short skirt, but depart the micro mini inside the closet. Just a little cleavage may be a good thing. Being practically bare in a public meeting is a definite No. For him, again, look your best and remember what your location is for the meeting. Slacks plus a nice shirt are usually suitable. Guys, regardless how comfortable those jeans and sneakers are, stay away from the temptation leave them at home. Don’t forget about shoes. Ladies, high heels may be complementing towards the leg & increase desired height, but are you going to look odd in 6″ platforms in the neighborhood coffee house?

Don't be a hooker

What in case you all select to choose a lengthy romantic walk? For the both of you, until you are meeting on the beach, sandals & tennis shoes are Don’t choices. You have been asked by a couple you have met at a house party. Exactly what do you wear? Always at any time ask the host exactly what apparel they might prefer. Private home parties vary in appropriate dress. With respect to the host & kind of party, dresses, tops & skirts or pants & even costumes work. When there is no special theme with this home party, choose a dress, skirt or pants, based on whatever you feel comfortable wearing. Since these are people you have met, do dress a little around the conservative side. It really is alot more comfortable to unbutton or remove clothing rather than to believe that you might be “under” or “un” dressed.

Dressing sexy is fun in addition to a sensible choice, but be thoughtful of the host’s neighbors. Keep in mind, the host will still live there after the  swinger party. In case you pick something revealing, you could try a shawl or cape that could supplement your outfit, but will hide what you ought to show before you get inside. Shawls & capes add a tiny drama & mystery to your look. For him, conservative is additionally better. Guys have the benefit. They could be Mr. GQ externally & possess a hot pouch underneath.

Go All Out (courtesy sexy-lingerie)

They’ve seldom attended a  swinger club. what should they wear? A good amount of clubs possess a dress code & they might have a theme party planned for the night you are attending. Check with the club for these specifics. Do dress as in case you are likely to meet your fantasy couple. In the event you always attempt to look your best, you will seldom have that “Oh my gosh, they are so Hot, why did I dress like this” feeling. If there is no theme, Saturday night at a club is your night to shine brightly. A tiny black dress is always #1, but you can be glitzy with rhinestones or casual sexy in a denim mini skirt & sexy blouse. This is the night to bring out the 6″ platforms, the rhinestone earrings, stomach rings & stomach chains. Rhinestones & rhinestone stomach chains are, incidentally, hot for the fall & Holiday season.

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Swingers In Atlanta Celebrate 2 Day Party

Swinglifestyle Is Sponsoring An All Out Atlanta Swingers Party For Ladies Night And A Glow Party.

Atlanta Swingers

Swinglifestyle is sponsoring 2 exclusive Atlanta Swingers party at Trapeze. The first party kicks off Thursday June 16th with Ladies Night. The first 30 hotties are in absolutely free!
No catches, no fine print. Then single ladies are $10. (with current membership)
Not a member? No worries. Membership and door together are $35.

Missed the cut off? No worries, the cover fee is only $10 for all ladies who register on the SLS guest list by 5:00 p.m. and have a current club membership.Those without a club membership will be charged an additional $25 for the 3-month club membership. One lucky attendee will receive a Life-time membership to SLS ($149 value) Guys are $45 for the nightly user fee plus membership, if not a member.

Atlanta Swingers

Then Swinglifestyle kicks off Saturday with an SLS Glow Party – $10 off for those couples and single ladies who register on the SLS guest list prior to 5:00 p.m. on June 18th. Come in theme and get an additional $10 off!!! We will have a glow body painter in the house for those seeking to get their GLOW on!

Sign up for a Complimentary 3-day/ 2-night Get-Away to Caliente Resort in Tampa, FL

Sign up now Here: Atlanta Swingers

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Swingers: Generation X

Who are the Generation X Swingers? for the most part these are the swingers that grew up with the tunes of Rocking Seattle grunge bands like Nirvana and Pearl Jam.

Generation X

Although Gen Xers started out with a reputation for being an unknown group, amorphous
and defying definition, their diversity became a defining characteristic. More ethnically
diverse than generations before them, the “PC” or “politically correct” movement of the
early 1990s may be seen as reflective of their tolerance for differences, quest for justice, and acceptance of those from diverse backgrounds.
Gen Xers’ altered sense of loyalty to employers and workplace commitment startled older generations. Gen Xers were the first generation unwilling to become workaholics and
sacrifice their family lives, ushering in work-life balance, authenticity, and self-sufficiency.

Generation X (courtesy romantic cards)

Having grown up in the midst of social changes, they are comfortable embracing change. They are more open to the swinging lifestyle and have a sense of loyalty to their partner in relationships. Bridging many divides, members of this generation have played a part in the development of many of the equalizing technological advancements that dominate today’s world, such as Google™, YouTube™, and Amazon®.

Generation X Swingers are fun to be around, put family first and don’t mind having a good time socializing or swinging. Life expectancy is higher among Generation X swingers and the STD count is lower as well.

Generation X Swingers may have a couple of crazy friends with some interesting stories Example:

Cat In the Ass?

Crazy thing happened to my cousin, True story, the family was embarrassed because he made the local news for having a cat stuck in his ass. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later and he’s buying another cat. And I say what the hell are you doing,  you know you’re gonna get that cat stuck in your ass again why don’t you stop it? And he said to me, “Mike how else am I going to get the gerbil out?” My cousin was a weird guy. – Thanks Brodie, you Mallrat.

Gen Xers grew up in an era marked by uncertainty and many were the product of two-income households. Weighing the pros and cons of everything became a way of life.   To counter this sense of uncertainty, having children and a stable family rank high on their
list of priorities, and may include close friends in their definition of family. They are the generation most likely to say that they place greater importance on things like personal life and family rather than finances. Because of this fact, Generation X swingers, make a perfect addition to your swinging needs. If you are in the lifestyle these type of swingers will become lifelong friends and really great swinging partners.

If you are looking for Generation X swingers you may want to consider the largest swinging site, my personal favorite Swinglifestyle.

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New Ghostbusters Trailer

Seems Mike Hatcher has been on top of some ladies lately I mean on top of things. I have obtained the New Ghostbusters Trailer and it looks great. Now without further waiting check out this great video I got my hands on. I highly recommend checking it out.


Now wasn’t that great? I love that line “bustin makes em feel good” hell I’d feel good too. I wonder what being slimed means? Make sure to watch this at your next swinger party. I am a fan of the original NON-Parody Ghostbusters 1 & 2. On a side note I hope Bill Murray sings up for the third. Anyways back to the dirt and porn…..Did you know that porn in general may not be here today in the US, if it were not for a man named Larry Flynt? It’s true, he has fought for the right to view pornographic material in America for many years. Swinger Club owners also feel the pain when local politicians try and bust the swinger parties for being consenting adults.

The People VS Larry Flynt

For those that don’t know the genius Larry Flynt, Every month Hustler is mailed, uninvited and for free, to the office of each member of the United States Congress. This practice began at some point between 1974 and 1983, and it continues as of 2010. In an interview, Flynt explained, “I felt that they should be informed with what’s going on in the rest of the world … Some of them didn’t appreciate it much. I haven’t had any plans to quit.

Good ole Mike thinks this is hilarious and couldn’t agree more. If you are unaware of this man there is a movie starring Woody Harrelson called “The People VS Larry Flynt“.

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Swinglifestyle Sponsoring White Party

White Party

So who’s cumming to this white party? Who wants to party it up with Hatcher? Come on out for our couples and ladies only White Party at the famous Trapeze – Fort Lauderdale. Swinglifestyle will be sponsoring this swinging event. As the hottest lifestyle club in the area, Swinglifestyle is proud to host the White party that doesn’t slow until the early hours. Start your evening with a visit to the sexy bartenders at one of three large bars. In the soothing gold tones, find an elegant dining room and a lavish buffet.

You can mix and mingle with like-minded swingers on our high-energy dance floor surrounded by elevated booths for voyeurs. Get comfortable in our VIP room or visit the clothing-free back area for a true European swinging experience.

Get on the SLS guest list prior to noon on Saturday, June 11th, and get $10 off the nightly user fee. Dress in your sexist white attire and get an additional $10 off the cover!

Make sure to add yourself to the list and reserve here now:

White Party

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Think Outside The Box

This next one is called “Think Outside The Box” as in the woman’s box. In this article I will go over GREAT pick up lines you can use at your favorite swinger club. These can also be used in a public bar as well. Tips for single men and women, make up an exotic name when picking people up. I use Mason or Dietrich(DEE-TRICK) , ladies use something like Ariel or Alley.  Now on to the good stuff.

Go Mike Snatcher

First is, you have to be original, a friend of mine asked a woman one time “How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?”…I mean come on?

Me I am subtle, I’ll say something like “How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat“. Now that is a romantic pick up line, awe.

Or better yet……”Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?” – Don’t use this one because if someone is playing, they may have semen in their hair.

Thats A Nice Cock you Have Mike

This one works on a wife “A you a farmer? No, ‘cuz you sure know how to raise a c*ck. - this works trust me…….

Never fail with a knock knock joke. I will put my arm around the husband and look at both wives and say “knock knock” (who’s there?) Sherwood, (Sherwood who?) Sure would like you to suck our C*CKS. After I have been talking to a couple for a while I’ll say something like “Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.”
To the ladies, If a SINGLE male walks up and is bothering you do this, “Hey can you buy me a drink(or get one if BYOB) when he brings you the drink, pour the drink over your hand, and tell the guy I’m not interested but I intend to get my hand drunk and take advantage of it later, you understand”

You Like boxing? (courtesy bonopio)

A good ice breaker for any couple, and you can say this to either the man or woman to break the ice is” Do you like Boxing? No matter what the answer is say good gimmie 20 blows to the head, and point to your crotch.

I like this one for breaking in a new couple, if they have a sense of humor. “You see my spouse over there? [Point to your spouse who sheepishly waves from afar] She/He wants to know if YOU guys think I’M cute

Now this one can be asked of and to a man or woman, Can you lick your nipples?[No] Can I? [Yes] Can you show me?”

I always say laughter is best and Mike Hatcher motto is this” There is a funny side to every situation, the challenge is to find it! In closing, women like to laugh and if they are in a swinger club a dirty joke will get you far, so remember think outside the box, ask for a blow job!

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Swinglifestyle Sponsors Glow Party

Swinglifestyle is sponsoring a party like a rock star glow party June 4th.

June 4th, 2011 is the event slated for “Party Like A Rock Star” which you are encouraged to dress like a rock star and party hard all night. Located in the Extreme Glo Ultra Lounge 8831 W Hillsborough Ave, Tampa FL 33615.

Stay and party all night long BYOB, strict dress code enforced. Couples pay $5, Single men $25, single ladies FREE. SLS members get room specials, $49.99.

Make sure to sing up now.
Glo Party

June 4th - Party Like a Rock Star at the Extreme GLO Ultralounge
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Down The Hatch With Mike Hatcher

Down the hatch says it all doesn’t it? Or does it ? In this article I will explore favorite swinger drinks out there. If you have not heard of these, by all means share them with your friends, and you will know what good ole Mike likes to drink.

First up is:

Mike Hatcher’s Absinthe

Absinthe Swinger

• 1 ounce absinthe
• 1/2 tablespoon superfine sugar
• 1 ounce water

 

Mike likes to be visited by the green fairy as long as it is the flying one.

 

Ace Of Swingers

Ace Of Swingers

This is a favorite for most people, girls that are down with the interracial lifestyle call this one Ace Of Spades, but garnished with a spades removable tattoo on the side.

 

  • 2 ounces rum — golden rum
  • 1/2 ounce creme de cacao — white creme de cacao
  • 1/2 ounce lime juice
  • 1/2 teaspoon simple syrup

Mike Hatcher’s Lime Grog

  • 16 ounces lime juice
  • 1 pound brown sugar
  • 1 pint rum — dark rum
  • 1/2 gallon water
  • 6 springs mint

I like to drink my favorite lime grog after a long HARD day of loading up on nutrients after dispensing my sweet semen everywhere. This is great for recovery and excellent when followed with some pineapple juice. Inc Case you are not aware of what I am talking about read my article here on: How To Make Semen Taste Sweet

I call this next one ……….

The Hot-Wife

 

  • 1 1/2 ounces whiskey — rye whisky
  • 3/4 ounce vermouth — French vermouth
  • 3/4 ounce pineapple juice

Last but not least is Mikes personal favorite because it does have pineapple juice in it. Introducing……………

The Swinging Mike

  • 2 ounces rum — golden rum
  • 2 ounces pineapple juice
  • 2 dashes Bitters — Angostura bitters
  • 1 dash Pernod
  • ginger ale

 

I hope you enjoyed my drinking post and for those of you who live in South Florida, make sure to say hello to Mike at Bru’s Room in Deerfield Beach. If ya buy Mike a drink he’ll tell ya a story!

 

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Is Lady GAGA A Swinger? Or Born This Way?

I had to write about Lady GAGA, first up she is hot and I would like to do things to her that she only sings about. Is she a swinger? Well, have you heard her new song, Born This Way?

I must say this, the lyrics are intriguing and one thing I like about Lady GAGA is that she is friendly to bisexuals and transgenders and looks like she is down with sex and swinging in general.

 

I Like the following lyrics, sounds like she is down with swinging?

Would You Poke Her Face?

A different lover is not a sin  

Believe capital H-I-M
I love my lie, I love this record and
Mi amore vole fe yah

I’m beautiful in my way,
‘Cause God makes no mistakes
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way
Don’t hide yourself in regret,
Just love yourself and you’re set
I’m on the right track baby
I was born this way

Those are some powerful lyrics, especially to the swinging community, did you know songs like this get Mike pumping on the dance floor?

I personally like the idea of the Lady Gag Gag Blow up doll.

Lady Gag Gag? She just may suck the chrome off a disco ball faster than you can say Just Dance! This dirty lil diva may just take a ride on your disco stick. I mean this doll is great all you have to do is add some air and she’ll let you poke her face.

Hope you enjoyed the post, show Mike some love and leave a comment!
Swingers
Swingers: www.SwingLifeStyle.com

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Swingers Website Visualized

How big is too big? Its never too big if its a swingers website. Some of you have repeatedly asked how big Swinglifestyle is. This swingers website is so big you are going to be surprised by what good ole Mike Hatcher has brought forth for you. I did some digging online at statistical sites and found some pretty interesting numbers.
Based on Daily visits I found was that:

Swinglifestyle has about 300,000 or so possible new visits a day.

This means that Swinglifestyle is almost as big as……

Iceland, which has a population of 317,593

Swinglifestyle is Bigger than Barbados

With Barbados Having 256,000
This means that in a month Swinglifestyle is bigger than Barbados.

Crazy??
Listen to this, If there are around 300,000 either new or return visits, did you know that in 30 days to a month that Swinglifestyle has 8,790,000 people??

As in Eight Million, seven hundred ninety thousand, that is nearly 10 million people folks!

 

New York

Swinglifestyle is bigger than New York

If we took 10 million and put them in New York, we would still have room, because New York has only 8,175,133 people living there.


It gets better……

If you are a Texas Swingers fan this goes out to you……..

Did you know that with 300,000 it would take 3 Texas stadiums to fill up the daily visits from Swinglifestyle? Its true, the Texas stadium only seats 100,000.

http://football.ballparks.com/NFL/DallasCowboys/interior.jpg

http://football.ballparks.com/NFL/DallasCowboys/interior.jpg

http://football.ballparks.com/NFL/DallasCowboys/interior.jpg

Did You know: 1 in every 5,917 internet users visit Swinglifestyle.com daily??? That’s pretty good considering North America’s internet usage is 266,224,500.

SWINGLIFESTYLE IS THE BIGGEST, This means the biggest playground for adults.

If you are cool, you already know this, if not, its time to join!

 

Swingers
Swingers: www.SwingLifeStyle.com

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What Movies To Watch At Your Swinger Party

courtesy Hustler

So you are throwing a swinger party and don’t know what to show? As you probably realize, I have a sense of humor and since you continue reading these posts, so do you. When Mike throws a swinger party he goes all out, and makes people feel right at home. In order to break the ice I would highly recommend a parody to introduce to your swinging friends. Laughter is best right?

First I would like to introduce you to “This Ain’t Avatar”. This movie is great, although it didn’t do as well as much as James Cameron’s Avatar, this is a must see flick. It is a romantic adventure cast in the same light as Avatar with pumpin humpin blue people. I am so glad Hustler made this, I mean when I first watched Avatar, I immediately thought, dang I wana bang that Blue chic. Seriously guy or gal, I know you were thinking the same I was. Who cares if the blue chic is 7-8 feet tall I could stand up to eat her out. Or better yet, you wanted to see if the blue dude had a 30 inch wiener.

Here is a preview below safe for work of : “This Ain’t Avatar”.
 

courtesy hustler

If that didn’t tickle your funny umm, er bone, then the next one might, It is called Simpsons — The XXX Parody. I mean seriously who doesn’t want to bang Marge Simpson with that hot blue hair? I want to know if the carpet matches the curtains.

Ned Flanders

courtesy hustler

Or better yet, how about Ned Flanders getting it on all religious style, probably favors the missionary position. Check out this preview below of the Simpsons — The XXX Parody:
 

Don’t forget if you are throwing a swinger party, make sure to post it here: Swinger Party

If you are not a member you better join SLS soon.
Swingers
Swingers: www.SwingLifeStyle.com

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Swinglifestyle Hosts Foxxy Friday At Trapeze Swinger Club

OK guys and gals who wants to hang with Mike at the Trapeze club on May 27th?? this is a day after Mike’s birthday and we are gonna be liven it up at Trap so come hang with us.

The FoXXXy Dame (Angye Smits Fox)

The FoXXXy Dame (Angye Smits Fox)

Swinglifestyle and Trapeze Swinger Club are hosting a live radio broadcast. Come check them out in person as they broadcast their “Foxxxy Forum” show live from Trapeze in Fort Lauderdale. A few lucky attendees will be invited to talk with them on the air.

Mark your calender for Friday, May 27th, at Trapeze in Fort Lauderdale.
Swinglifestyle Member Discount: $15 off cover fee for those who register to attend by noon, Friday, May 27th. Don’t wait…get on the foxxxy list today!

This is a Memorial Weekend bash you do not wan to miss, filled with fun excitement and a couple of hotties broadcasting live. Ms Fox is a nudist and enjoys visiting upscale clothing-optional resorts. Angye Fox is a serial entrepreneur and has a passion for business. She created her first company when she was 19 years old and has started and sold over thirty different businesses throughout her lifetime. She loves being a modern day trail-blazer.

Patty Evans a.k.a. Dr. Harmony

Dr. Harmony is a Licensed Mental Health Counselor that specializes in Collaborative Divorce & Mediation, Holistic Psychotherapy, Relationship Counseling and is a Kink Aware Professional.
She is also a D.O.M./Acupuncture Physician. Dr. Harmony offers her expert insights to the many different spectrum’s of Alternative Lifestyles and enlightens listeners with a sexy educational spin on the show topics discussed.

Sign up here to reserve your spot: Trapeze Swinger Club

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So You Want To Become A Swinger?

I have received multiple emails wanting me to tackle the subject of how and why to start swinging. So here it goes on, swapping partners and entering the swinglifestyle.
The situation of swapping partners is that couples don’t have to be married. They will likely at minimum possess a little background with each other and knowledgeable about each others’ emotionally charged and sexual needs. It’s actually an essential rule in relation to being secure when coming up to other couples who are in a swinglifestyle. The typical suggestion is the fact that swinging is most effective when couples look at swinging as a possible advancement with their current sexual relationship.

Play Fair

Should you be considering a swinglifestyle, excellent understanding, trust and communication is important. There are numerous varieties of swinging. Keep in mind no matter which one you end up picking is a great one provided that your second half and you are clear regarding what you will do and why. Sex can be a valuable portion of the human experience plus the pleasures which can be seen in swinging can typically be reached as long as each partner is understanding of each others’ needs. Each must place their partner’s confidence and comfort first. Coming from a more practical viewpoint from good ole Mike, there will always be an additional get together, yet another personal ad, one more dance, or any other convention or swinger related get together. There is probably not another opportunity to save a pursuit into swinging if your partner results in being stressed from it and forgets to help remedy their primary partner with sensitivity and respect. I remember a situation where there was a new couple and we had a swap. I was with the woman and my girlfriend was with the man. Long story short, he premature ejaculated during foreplay. He could not get it up, and he became jealous when I became hammering his wife in multiple positions.

Be A Stand Up Guy & do the Right Thing

I picked her up standing and started bouncing her off good ole Mike’s unit while my girlfriend kissed me. The guy sat there and didn’t want any interaction from my girlfriend, he wanted to watch. Well since this was his request we obliged. His wife wanted me to give her anal sex, that’s when the man yelled obscenities to his wife and said he never got to have anal sex with her. At this point I stopped, and had my girlfriend and his wife go in the other room, while I sat and talked to her husband. I comforted him and found out he was insecure and did not want to partake in the lifestyle that he was doing it for his marriage. I explained you cant get into swinging if you have a rocky relationship to begin with. After a while he thanked me, for being understanding and being there for him.

You should remember swinging is just generally a social activity. The traditional social customs of getting together with men and women and starting a conversation can be extremely not really that different than any type of social gathering. The approach in which people become good friends isn’t that different either. The root social behaviors that are usually valued within the swinging community are trust, communication, honesty and stability regarding one’s primary relationship.

Show Respect

Perhaps it’s worth considering whether you will find any possible scenarios which you feel you’d be pretty much comfortable in after which discuss these together with your partner. The advantages and disadvantages of regardless of whether both you and your mate are suitable for the swinglifestyle as well as thinking about it are many. No matter what you choose to do, make certain that the two of you are devoted to it before ever testing it out.
In closing don’t force the other one into the lifestyle, it has to be a smooth transition and you need to have a stable relationship and not hope the swinglifestyle can save it.

If you are thinking about entering the lifestyle click here: SwingLifeStyle

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Swingers Busted In St Louis Missouri

Here we go again, consenting adult swingers once again get busted because of a loophole in the law and politicians wanting to execute their views on others. Apparently 2 adults are looking at charges of indecency after supposedly being exposed in a bar? St. Louis come on now, I mean really?

St Louis Swingers busted

St Louis Swingers busted (courtesy kmov news)

Listen to this, police received an anonymous letter that alleged Red 7 Club was hosting a party for swingers. I would like to interject right here and say everyone at this bar was at least 21. Anyway, police busted them on a technicality apparently. Swinging is not illegal but it is usually illegal in all states to perform sex acts on liquor based premises. By doing this the liquor control board gets to intervene as well.

Apparently the police issued a summons and complaint to the club’s manager and a patron.
Bottom line no matter what you think about swinging, you need to make sure you have your ducks in a row when throwing a swinger party. I want everyone to get all your liquor license, or have a byob, or make sure to throw it at a home. Local powers that be, especially around election time, try and become self righteous and tell you what you can and can not do. Do Mike a favor fellow swingers, do not give them an excuses, take away all their excuses.

When throwing a swinger party make the following checklist.

#1 If you are having liquor at a liquor based premise, you need to check your local laws or maybe rent a Hotel/takeover rooms etc. – also check the Hotel do and don’t. i rented a couple of penthouses and was planning on bringing alcohol and hiring a bartender to pour and sell my booze. Well this hotel was not OK with it and did not us selling, and they threatened to call the cops because we were on the penthouse and a neighboring building seen us nude.

Dont fall into the alcohol loophole law

alcohol pic courtesy allaboutaddiction

#2 Always have a way out for your patrons, good ole Mike use to throw some parties here last year, and if the lights came on, that meant the popo, the 5.0 police etc. were there. Luckily we never needed the lights on.

#3 If you have a BYOB or want to charge to compensate for a party, check in to all local laws, and trust me, you may get caught. I am sure the people that threw the party that was busted in St. Louis were not expecting to get caught.

In closing, have fun swinging, be safe and make sure if you throw a party, think and re-think every scenario, because it might be your parry being busted next.

I have included tips and themes for your next get together here: SWINGER PARTY

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