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		<title>6 Important Benefits of Watching Porn as a Couple</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 18:18:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is nothing wrong with watching porn alone or as a couple. In many societies, porn is viewed as a taboo however if you take a closer look at the reasons behind this, you will realize that there is nothing &#8230; <a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/6-important-benefits-of-watching-porn-as-a-couple/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/watching-porn.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2135" title="6 Important Benefits of Watching Porn as a Couple " src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/watching-porn-300x199.jpg" alt="6 Important Benefits of Watching Porn as a Couple " width="300" height="199" /></a>There is nothing wrong with watching porn alone or as a couple. In many societies, porn is viewed as a taboo however if you take a closer look at the reasons behind this, you will realize that there is nothing wrong about porn especially if you are watching it with your partner. In fact, there are very many benefits derived from watching porn as a couple. If you are interested in discovering these benefits to make your sexual experiences with your partner more pleasurable, below are 6 important benefits of watching porn as a couple you must know.</p>
<p><strong>1. It gives couples practical ideas:</strong></p>
<p>This is by far one of the most important benefits of watching porn as a couple. Sometimes sex can be monotonous when you lack ideas. Although there are many magazines, forums e.t.c. on improving your sexual experiences with your partner, there is nothing better than seeing those ideas in practice. Watching porn as a couple gives you practical ideas that can be tried out to improve your sexual experiences. If you want practical sexual ideas that work i.e. sexual positions, foreplay tips e.t.c., you should consider watching porn with your partner.<br />
<a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/couples-watching-porn.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2136" title="6 Important Benefits of Watching Porn as a Couple " src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/couples-watching-porn-286x300.jpg" alt="6 Important Benefits of Watching Porn as a Couple " width="286" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><strong>2. It gives you a shared experience:</strong></p>
<p>This is another important benefit of watching porn with your partner. One of the main reasons why couples manage to stay together and enjoy each other&#8217;s company is having shared experiences. You can&#8217;t expect your relationship to last if you don&#8217;t do anything together with your partner. Watching porn together is one of those things that can give you special shared experiences which you will cherish for a long time. There is nothing wrong with watching porn alone however it will mean more to you and your partner if you watch it together.</p>
<p><strong>3. Porn speeds up foreplay:</strong></p>
<p>This is another important benefit of watching porn as a couple. Sometimes couples take too long to be get into the mood for sex because of a number of reasons i.e. stress, timing e.t.c. In such cases, it takes too long to enjoy steaming sex together. If you want to take the least time to arouse your partner and yourself, watching porn together is a great idea. According to numerous studies, porn arouses both men and women faster than foreplay. Porn therefore offers great benefits for couples who want to speed up foreplay.<br />
<a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/watching-porn1.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2137" title="6 Important Benefits of Watching Porn as a Couple " src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/watching-porn1-294x300.jpg" alt="6 Important Benefits of Watching Porn as a Couple" width="294" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><strong>4. Presents couples with an opportunity to learn each others fantasies:</strong></p>
<p>This is another great benefit of porn. It is normal to be afraid to share your sexual fantasies with your partner. In such cases, porn can help you learn your partner&#8217;s sexual fantasies without necessarily asking them. There are very many types of porn. Watching different types of porn as a couple can help couples identify their partners fantasies which are usually keeps a secret. This is a very important discovery because fantasies give the ultimate sexual satisfaction which is necessary for intimate relationships to last.</p>
<p><strong>5. It plays a huge role in minimizing sexual desires outside your relationship:</strong></p>
<p>This is another very important benefit of watching porn. Having sexual desires outside your relationship is normal. It can however cause problems when you are not able to control yourself. Watching porn as a couple helps you to become open with your partner about all your fantasies and sexual needs. This in turn decreases the chances of having sexual desires outside your relationship. This is a very important benefit because it reduces chances of cheating which are common in relationships where couples aren&#8217;t open with each other. If you are interested in having a long-lasting open relationship with your partner, you should consider watching porn with your partner more often to reduce their chances of seeking sexual gratification elsewhere.<br />
<a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/couples-watching-porn1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2138" title="6 Important Benefits of Watching Porn as a Couple " src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/couples-watching-porn1-215x300.jpg" alt="6 Important Benefits of Watching Porn as a Couple " width="215" height="300" /></a></p>
<p><strong>6. It shatters baseless myths:</strong></p>
<p>As mentioned above, it is normal to be attracted to other people besides your partner. The issue here is being able to control yourself. Watching porn as a couple gives you an opportunity to shatter the myth that you can&#8217;t be attracted to anyone else other than your mate. The experience will teach you the right way to satisfy your sexual desires which is with your partner only. There is no need to ignore reality and nature. It is not a crime to be attracted to other people however how you deal with the attraction is the most important thing.</p>
<p><strong>Conclusion:</strong></p>
<p>In summary, the above benefits are enough to show you the importance of watching porn with your partner. Watching porn as a couple has more pros than cons. You should try it if you genuinely want to improve your sexual experiences with your partner and have an open lasting relationship</p>
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		<title>Vegas Exchange Bikini Contest</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Apr 2013 21:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vegas Exchange 2013 is one of the most popular and exciting conventions that will take place in Vegas this year. I&#8217;m sure half of the world&#8217;s population must be aware of the thrill and magnificence  the biggest party of the &#8230; <a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/vegas-exchange-bikini-contest/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.vegasexchange.com/" target="_blank">Vegas Exchange</a> 2013 is one of the most popular and exciting conventions that will take place in Vegas this year. I&#8217;m sure half of the world&#8217;s population must be aware of the thrill and magnificence  the biggest party of the year will bring. Here is the great news for all those who have been waiting for this amazing lifestyle party that will give a great rush to your adrenaline level. The much awaited biggest lifestyle party is around the corner and will hit off the stage in the month of August this year.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ve-bikini-contest.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2126 alignleft" title="Vegas Exchange -Bikini-Contest" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ve-bikini-contest-300x199.jpg" alt="Vegas Exchange -Bikini-Contest" width="300" height="199" /></a>The party is scheduled to begin on 5th August at Palms Casino Resort and will continue till 11th August.  Starting from 5th August, this 7 day event will be hosted in Vegas and is expected to gather a crowd from all around the world. Don&#8217;t forget to attend the Lifestyle&#8217;s only adult event on the 10th of August, where all the beautiful ladies from different parts of the country will walk the ramp in Bikinis to win the title of <a title="International Swinger's Day " href="http://www.internationalswingersday.com/miss-isd-bikini-contest/" target="_blank">Ms. International Swinger&#8217;s Day 2013</a>. Vegas has always been known as the ultimate party destination and now with Ms. ISD Bikini Contest 2013, there is absolutely much more to add to this already exciting festive land.</p>
<p><a title="Ms ISD Bikini Contest " href="http://www.vegasexchange.com/bikini-contest.cfm?blockOrder=1" target="_blank">Ms. ISD Bikini Contest </a>is going to be organized by Vegas Exchange for the very first time to grace the planet with beautiful ladies. A huge number of beautiful and sexy ladies from around the country will represent various lifestyle clubs in the nation and abroad in front of the panel of judges at the famous Palm Casino Resort during Vegas Exchange <a title="Vegas Exchange Gets Wet &amp; Wild! Pool Party" href="http://www.vegasexchange.com/schedule.cfm?blockOrder=5" target="_blank">Gets Wet &amp; Wild! Pool Party</a>. With a pool capacity of over 2,500, this event is definitely a place to be. The event is guaranteed to sizzle with the onset of the bikini round and surprise celebrity guest who are sure to add glamor and charm to the event.</p>
<p>Before we proceed further with the details of the event, let us tell you about the venue of the event. Palms Casino Resort is one of the most popular resorts in Vegas. It can facilitate everything a sprawling, eventful party would need, including nightclubs, luxury ambiance, <a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ve-bikini-contest1.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2127" title="Vegas Exchange Bikini Contest " src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ve-bikini-contest1-200x300.jpg" alt="Vegas Exchange Bikini Contest " width="200" height="300" /></a>party halls, play rooms and so on. The resort has its own spas, pubs, clubs and theaters. The venue is expected to be occupied by more than three thousand swingers. All the swingers anticipated to take part in the event must be looking forward to spending their time in this exquisite location.</p>
<p>There will be a number of surprise elements in the event from surprise celebrity entries to music performances. One can also expect some eventful workshops being organized by experts from the fashion industry who have gained respect and recognition in their respective fields. As a bonus package, party goers will also get to interact with famous personalities and performers, who have been invited to perform on scintillating dance numbers. This is not it. There is much more to this exciting and fun-filled event. As part of bonus offers, party goers can go for a dinner with <a title="Nina Hartley - Sex Educator &amp; Porn Star" href="http://www.vegasexchange.com/speakers.cfm?blockOrder=2">Nina Hartley</a>, the world famous porn-star legend and sex educator. The theme of the party is definitely going to make you go crazy and wild throughout the event.</p>
<p>This party is to be inaugurated by <a title="Larry Flynt -  President &amp; Publisher of Hustler" href="http://www.vegasexchange.com/speakers.cfm?blockOrder=2">Larry Flynt</a>, popularly known as Hustler. He&#8217;ll be the keynote speaker on the first day of the event. Apart from this, Dr. Jessica O&#8217;Reilly will also be participating in the event and will be an important part of the workshops being held.</p>
<p>Ladies are encouraged to sign up now for the bikini contest at <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.vegasexchange.com/bikini-contest.cfm?blockOrder=1" target="_blank">Vegas Exchange Bikini Contest</a>.</p>
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		<title>5 Tips On How To Perform Oral Sex On A Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 22:03:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mike Hatcher some times gets tongue tied on my articles, but one thing I never get tongue tied is with oral sex on a woman. Oral sex is something that the vast majority of women love to have done to &#8230; <a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/5-tips-on-how-to-perform-oral-sex-on-a-woman/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/oral-sex.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2116" title="5 Tips On How To Perform Oral Sex On A Woman" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/oral-sex-300x236.jpg" alt="5 Tips On How To Perform Oral Sex On A Woman" width="300" height="236" /></a>Mike Hatcher some times gets tongue tied on my  articles, but one thing I never get tongue tied is with oral sex on a  woman. Oral sex is something that the vast majority of women love to  have done to them, but of course it is only good if the man knows how to do it  correctly. What follows are five simple tips that you should consider trying to put  into good use the next time you are performing this sex act on your partner  because there is no doubt that she will love you even more after it.</p>
<p><strong>1. Never just dive right in.</strong></p>
<p>The first thing you must do is work on getting her in the mood and never just start giving her oral sex without trying to heighten her senses first. In order to get the best reaction from her you should spend some time kissing her and teasing her by stroking her inner thighs carefully avoiding every single part of her vagina and just by doing this, you will find that as soon as you make contact with her genitalia she will just love every single movement you make. You should also take it further by stroking her breasts and kissing her all over her body as the idea here is to make her entire body tingle with anticipation before you move on to the next step.</p>
<p><strong>2. Work slowly and gently on the vulva area.<br />
</strong><br />
Your partner will enjoy it even more if you start slowly on the vulva area and this actually entails you kissing and slowly licking her starting from the outer edges and moving inwards. As you move into the middle, do look at spreading her lips and gently licking the inside of them, but it is essential that you avoid her clitoris right now because instead this is all about continuing to tease her vagina in order to really turn her on.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-woman-tongue.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-2117" title="5 Tips On How To Perform Oral Sex On A Woman" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-woman-tongue-300x236.jpg" alt="5 Tips On How To Perform Oral Sex On A Woman" width="300" height="236" /></a>3. Be gentle with her clitoris.</strong></p>
<p>When it comes to the time for you to touch her clitoris it is always best if you do it gently and focus on the clitoral hood because it is a known fact that most women actually get more pleasure out of indirect clitoral stimulation. When you do start licking it, always make sure that it involves soft and slow licks right over the hood and simply do not put too much pressure on there as it simply is not required until she is highly aroused at which point you can apply more pressure.</p>
<p><strong>4. Use your fingers to good effect.</strong></p>
<p>If you really want to drive her wild with desire, then it is always a good idea to combine using your fingers with oral sex as you can easily penetrate her, and touch her g-spot by having your palm facing upwards and your fingers curled up to feel a rough part inside her, as you lick her clitoris. By doing this, you will be giving her double the pleasure and the chances of her having a more powerful orgasm will have just increased by a huge amount.</p>
<p><strong>5. Listen to her and pay attention to her.</strong></p>
<p>Finally, you must listen to her as she is getting closer to orgasm as she will tell you exactly what she wants and it is up to you to do as she says. This is where she may tell you to lick a certain spot, or she will push back on you for more pressure, but whatever it is and no matter how uncomfortable you may be it is important to keep doing as she asks in order to make her actually orgasm with you. After she has climaxed, never just keep licking her clitoris like you were before as it will be extremely sensitive at this point and instead you are best to slowly stop rather than just carrying on. The only exception to this with oral sex is if she specifically asks you to continue as some women will be able to have several orgasms one after the other and this alone will tell you that you are good at what you do.</p>
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<p><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-nurses-poster.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2118 alignleft" title="5 Tips On How To Perform Oral Sex On A Woman" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/funny-nurses-poster-300x262.jpg" alt="5 Tips On How To Perform Oral Sex On A Woman" width="300" height="262" /></a>Again listen to  the woman, men usually do not listen, which reminds me of an oral sex  joke. A woman is in a coma, and the nurse tending to her notices that  whenever  she is sponge bathing the woman, the woman’s vital signs jump a little  on all of the machines an screens. So the nurse calls the husband and  says ’come down to the hospital, i think i know how to get your wife out  of this coma.’ so the husband hurries down, and asks the nurse what he  can do. The nurse says, ’ i think that oral sex will bring her out of  her coma, it will arouse her enough to bring her out of the coma.’ so  the nurse closes the cutains, and leaves the husband with his wife in  the room. Moments later, the man comes running out of the room,  flustered. The nurse, worried, asks him what happened. the husband says,  ’I don’t know, I think that she started choking.’</p>
<p>So remember tend to the 5 tips and do not listen to Mike Hatcher&#8217;s joke  and you will be fine. The above aforementioned are the five tips on how  to perform oral sex on a woman and of course there is a bit more to it than has been mentioned here and each woman  does like things done slightly differently depending upon their own personal likes  and dislikes. The main thing is to listen to your partner and experiment  with various techniques and methods and through building your experience you  too can become a master in the art of oral sex.</p>
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		<title>Swinger Destinations for 2013</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2013 17:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This new year brings a lot of fun from SwingLifeStyle and TopLess Travel. For those that are unfamiliar, SwingLifeStyle or SLS is a swinger dating site offering swinger party and clubs locations nationwide, while allowing you to hook up with &#8230; <a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/swinger-destinations-for-2013/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This new year brings a lot of fun from SwingLifeStyle and TopLess Travel. For those that are unfamiliar, SwingLifeStyle or SLS is a swinger dating site offering swinger party and clubs locations nationwide, while allowing you to hook up with other couples. TopLess Travel on the other hand is a swinger oriented vacation, or adult vacation if you will.</p>
<p>The 2013 year is full of great surprises and great vacations just waiting for couples just like you. I have compiled some of the top hot spots that you do not want to miss this year.</p>
<h2><strong>All Events</strong></h2>
<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/cruises/jewel-2013.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2093" title="Jewel of the Seas * Jan 28 - Feb 2, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cruise-jewel.jpg" alt="Jewel of the Seas * Jan 28 - Feb 2, 2013" width="200" height="150" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Jewel of the Seas * Jan 28 &#8211; Feb 2, 2013</strong></p>
<p>Join SLS, Topless Travel and over 2,000 swingers for another exciting couples only, full ship charter lifestyle cruise. This is a 6-day/5-night cruise aboard the beautiful Jewel of the Seas that will be leaving from Tampa, FL and stopping in George Town, Grand Cayman and Playa Del Carmen, Mexico before returning to Tampa.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/cruises/jewel-2013.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2094" title="Jewel of the Seas * Jan 28 - Feb 2, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/btnLearnMore.png" alt="Jewel of the Seas * Jan 28 - Feb 2, 2013" width="115" height="30" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/caribe.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2095" title="Caribe Resort * February 9 - 16, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/caribe-resort-grounds.jpg" alt="Caribe Resort * February 9 - 16, 2013" width="200" height="150" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Caribe Resort * February 9 &#8211; 16, 2013</strong></p>
<p>Caribe is a beautiful oasis in an unspoiled environment, where coconut palms sway by day and Club Colette rocks by night – giving you an experience you&#8217;ll NEVER FORGET!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/caribe.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2097" title="Caribe Resort * February 9 - 16, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/btnLearnMore1.png" alt="Caribe Resort * February 9 - 16, 2013" width="115" height="30" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/desire.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2098" title="Desire Resort * March 23 - 30, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/desire-events.jpg" alt="Desire Resort * March 23 - 30, 2013" width="202" height="150" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Desire Resort * March 23 &#8211; 30, 2013</strong></p>
<p>Unleash inspiring interactions and unbridled fun when you discover the secluded adult-only resort, overlooking a breathtaking expanse of shoreline. Every moment is a delicious adventure that satisfies dreams and awakens the senses.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/desire.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2099" title="Desire Resort * March 23 - 30, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/btnLearnMore2.png" alt="Desire Resort * March 23 - 30, 2013" width="115" height="30" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/cruises/curacao-aruba-2013.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2100" title="Brilliance of the Seas * April 6 - 13, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cruise-brilliance.jpg" alt="Brilliance of the Seas * April 6 - 13, 2013" width="200" height="150" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Brilliance of the Seas * April 6 &#8211; 13, 2013</strong></p>
<p>Join over 2,100 people on one of the most impressive cruise ships in the world for another Full Ship Charter, Couples Only, Clothing Optional Cruise. We will be leaving from beautiful San Juan, Puerto Rico on a Southern Caribbean Journey.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/cruises/curacao-aruba-2013.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2099" title="Brilliance of the Seas * April 6 - 13, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/btnLearnMore2.png" alt="Brilliance of the Seas * April 6 - 13, 2013" width="115" height="30" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/hedonism.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2101" title="Hedonism-Swingers Break * April 6-13, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hedo-events2.jpg" alt="Hedonism-Swingers Break * April 6-13, 2013" width="201" height="150" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Hedonism-Swingers Break * April 6-13, 2013</strong></p>
<p>It&#8217;s been the most widely recognized and notorious resort in the world. Words really can&#8217;t quite describe the thrill of actually being here. It&#8217;s the ultimate guilty pleasure, only without the guilt.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/hedonism.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2099" title="Hedonism-Swingers Break * April 6-13, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/btnLearnMore2.png" alt="Hedonism-Swingers Break * April 6-13, 2013" width="115" height="30" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/thailand.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2102" title="Thailand Adventure * April 26 - May 5, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/thailand-event.jpg" alt="Thailand Adventure * April 26 - May 5, 2013" width="200" height="150" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Thailand Adventure * April 26 &#8211; May 5, 2013</strong></p>
<p>Join us in the &#8220;Land of Smiles&#8221; to experience the incredible Thailand palaces, unbelievable scuba diving, Thai elephant trekking, tiger parks, great golfing, some of the best dining in the world, Formula 1 go carts, some of the best shopping deals in the world, custom tailored clothing, the list goes on and on.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/thailand.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2099" title="Thailand Adventure * April 26 - May 5, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/btnLearnMore2.png" alt="Thailand Adventure * April 26 - May 5, 2013" width="115" height="30" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/costa-rica.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2103" title="Costa Rica * June 19 - 23, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/costa-rica-events.jpg" alt="Costa Rica * June 19 - 23, 2013" width="202" height="150" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Costa Rica * June 19 &#8211; 23, 2013</strong></p>
<p>Join us on an outdoor adventure! Yes, there are &#8220;wild swing club parties&#8221; at night but we also enjoy all the great activities Costa Rica is known for during the day such as: Whitewater Rafting, Rainforest Zip-lines, &amp; Waterfall Tours!</p>
<p><em>*Optional 3 night add-on to Jaco Beach available.</em></p>
<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/costa-rica.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2099" title="Costa Rica * June 19 - 23, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/btnLearnMore2.png" alt="Costa Rica * June 19 - 23, 2013" width="115" height="30" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/vegas-exchange.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2104" title="Vegas Exchange * August 7 - 11, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/vegas-exchange-logo.jpg" alt="Vegas Exchange * August 7 - 11, 2013" width="200" height="150" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Vegas Exchange * August 7 &#8211; 11, 2013</strong></p>
<p>The Lifestyle is coming back to Las Vegas as Vegas Exchange! Exchange Playmates, Exchange Ideas, Exchange Everything! It includes international parties and an annual convention. Get more information on the world&#8217;s only Lifestyle holiday and register for the convention today.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/vegas-exchange.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2099" title="Vegas Exchange 2013*  August 7 - 11, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/btnLearnMore2.png" alt="Vegas Exchange 2013*  August 7 - 11, 2013" width="115" height="30" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/hedonism.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2106" title="Hedonism-Pure Pleasures * Nov 2 - 9, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/hedo-events.jpg" alt="Hedonism-Pure Pleasures * Nov 2 - 9, 2013" width="202" height="150" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Hedonism-Pure Pleasures * Nov 2 &#8211; 9, 2013</strong></p>
<p>Hedonism! Where pleasure comes in many forms&#8230;&#8230;When you set your mind free, it&#8217;s amazing how happily the body will follow. Join us as we pleasure the Mind, Body, Spirit and Soul. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/hedonism.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2099" title="Hedonism-Pure Pleasures * Nov 2 - 9, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/btnLearnMore2.png" alt="Hedonism-Pure Pleasures * Nov 2 - 9, 2013" width="115" height="30" /></a></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/cruises/freedom-2013.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2107" title="Freedom of the Seas * November 10-17, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cruise-events.jpg" alt="Freedom of the Seas * November 10-17, 2013" width="202" height="150" /></a></p>
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<p><strong>Freedom of the Seas * November 10-17, 2013</strong></p>
<p>The cruise ship &#8220;Freedom of the Seas&#8221; will set sail again in November 2013. Imagine what happens when you take one of the largest cruise ships in the world and dedicate it to the swinglifestyle? Make your reservations now to be part of the biggest swinger cruises with other open-minded couples just like yourself.</p>
<p>As you can see there is something happening every month, so plan your dream trip and have fun!.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.toplesstravel.com/cruises/freedom-2013.aspx"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-2099" title="Freedom of the Seas * November 10-17, 2013" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/btnLearnMore2.png" alt="Freedom of the Seas * November 10-17, 2013" width="115" height="30" /></a></p>
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<p>To view more swinger destinations visit <a title="Swinger Vacations - TopLess Travel " href="http://www.toplesstravel.com" target="_blank">TopLess Travel</a>.</p>
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		<title>Swinger Horoscope 2013</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 17:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since December 21, 2012 came and went and we all survived the apocalypse, Mike Hatcher has created a breath of fresh air for the New Year. I have decided to post predictions into the futures of swingers for the full &#8230; <a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/swinger-horoscope-2013/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Since December 21, 2012 came and went and we all survived the apocalypse, Mike Hatcher has created a breath of fresh air for the New Year. I have decided to post predictions into the futures of swingers for the full year of 2013.</p>
<p>If you are in to astrology, then you will appreciate your swinger horoscope, first thought up by Mike Hatcher. This took quite a bit of time to put together so I hope everyone appreciates it. Simply scroll down and view your sign and make sure to bookmark to give to your friends.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/aries.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-2075" title="Swinger Horoscope - Aries" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/aries-150x150.jpg" alt="Swinger Horoscope - Aries" width="150" height="150" /></a>ARIES</strong> Aries are immediately drawn to their own independent and fearless spirit. The Aries wants to be chased and expects others to be all too happy to oblige. A love match with an Aries can be perfect. The potential problem with this relationship is that Aries is an impatient, selfish soul. They are so busy pursuing their own desires they forget it takes two to tango. The dating game can turn into a battle over who is number one! As long as these two have separate time to be individuals they’ll have little trouble keeping the fire burning in a relationship. And of course, you can count on some passionate sex!</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/taurus.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2076" title="Swinger Horoscope - Taurus" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/taurus-150x150.jpg" alt="Swinger Horoscope - Taurus" width="150" height="150" /></a>TAURUS</strong> Taurus will party, play and be very good friends with other swingers. There is much to be learned from one another. They will have similar ideas and share much in common. Taurus is instantly attracted to outgoing couples. Taurus will stick with their partner through good times and bad. Taurus also finds their partner’s independence very attractive. This is a highly rewarding combination that has both long and short term potential. Before they know it, they could fall madly in love. Taurus is serious and sensual. Swingers consider Taurus a keeper and friendship will always be evident long after the attraction has ended. You will learn more about yourselves in this relationship. It’s worth the insight.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/gemini.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-2077" title="Swinger Horoscope - Gemini" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/gemini-150x150.jpg" alt="Swinger Horoscope - Gemini" width="150" height="150" /></a>GEMINI </strong>Gemini is drawn to sex appeal. Ruled by Mercury, Gemini has both beauty and brains and swingers find this a huge turn on. Gemini is witty and can make others laugh which is another bonus. Partners are turned on by the challenge of the mysterious Gemini. Gemini thinks their partner is the best looking lover they have ever had. There is great sex potential and long-term possibility. To make this work, partners should provide Gemini lots of freedom and space. The partner will need to keep his or her sense of humor on at all times. Gemini should remain a mystery to their partner for best results. Sex will be hot. Love will be very possible. Gemini is the most sought after sign in the zodiac for their adaptability and cunning style in all they partake.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cancer.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2078" title="Swinger Horoscope - Cancer" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cancer-150x150.jpg" alt="Swinger Horoscope - Cancer" width="150" height="150" /></a>CANCER</strong> This is an interesting combination that works out more than most people would think. Many sexual relationships and love affairs occur when nurturing Cancer meets sexy and ultra confident people. Sparks fly when Cancer gives others the encouragement and adoration they need. Others see both a future and a family in Cancer and cannot help but admire their sensuality and loyalty to others. The future will be paved with an intense sexual attraction and enough healthy challenges to keep both mentally and physically satisfied. It is highly possible for these two to form a long-term relationship. Together they will gain prestige and could make a fortune. Both will need to tone down aggressiveness because both will display emotional confrontations if neglected.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/leo.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-2079" title="Swinger Horoscope - Leo" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/leo-150x150.jpg" alt="Swinger Horoscope - Leo" width="150" height="150" /></a>LEO</strong> Partners need to give Leo the royal treatment and vice versa. If you are looking for a satisfying sex life, look no further. Both partners can match each other’s intensity and they will share strong compatibility in and out of the bedroom. The prognosis is very good for sex and very possible for marriage.</p>
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<p><strong><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/virgo.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2080" title="Swinger Horoscope - Virgo" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/virgo-150x150.jpg" alt="Swinger Horoscope - Virgo" width="150" height="150" /></a>VIRGO </strong>Others will communicate well with Virgo and they will understand one another instantly. Partners will adore Virgo’s intelligence. Virgo will want to immediately seduce their partner. Attraction heats up quickly and a romantic relationship could follow. Virgo is a huge turn on for sexually intense couples. Sexual and romantic compatibility will be mutually satisfying. Family matters and loyalty will keep these two together. Partners must not play any head games with Virgo or there will be a price to pay. Virgo needs to keep their partner grounded so both can be happy. The attraction between them will be strong enough to survive any emotional storm.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/libra.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-2081" title="Swinger Horoscope -  Libra" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/libra-150x150.jpg" alt="Swinger Horoscope - Libra" width="150" height="150" /></a>LIBRA</strong> Libra is ruled by Venus and is exceptionally attractive to their partner. Libra’s effortless beauty and social graces are what partners secretly desire. Partners will share lots of laughter together and go to the hottest parties. It will seem like a constant party. The partner provides substance and intensity to Libra. The attraction could lead to marriage. Libra could find their partner’s aggressiveness a bit extreme for their taste. Give each other space and both can survive the rough waters. This relationship gets better over time. The potential for sex is very promising. Libra will help their partner get a makeover and perhaps a home as well. Aspects are great for marriage. Family issues will dominate over time.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/scorpio.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2082" title="Swinger Horoscope - Scorpio" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/scorpio-150x150.jpg" alt="Swinger Horoscope - Scorpio" width="150" height="150" /></a>SCORPIO</strong> When Scorpio first meet their partner, both are dazzled and surprised by the sexual chemistry and sensual compatibility they share. There will be intense sexual attraction, challenge and every so often, love can result. Scorpio likes privacy with a lover while they enjoy their partner to go public with love. This is one area that could pose a problem. If Scorpio exercises his or her social graces and polishes up on people skills, the partner could fall hard or be enjoyed by becoming a cuckold/cuckoldress.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sagi.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-2083" title="Swinger Horoscope - Sagittarius" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/sagi-150x150.jpg" alt="Swinger Horoscope - Sagittarius" width="150" height="150" /></a>SAGITTARIUS</strong> Sagittarius will be drawn to a partner’s intensity and wild side. Both love to play with fire and neither will mind using flattery to get sex. They get along great as friends and lovers and a mutually strong attraction can and will lead to a long-term love relationship. A love of the good life and lots of laughter will be experienced together. Children and animals will be involved in this relationship. Both have met someone that matches their stamina, in and out of the bedroom. Sex could be explosive and will be a reason to keep coming back to one another. They are a powerful combination and friends will maintain that each of them has met the right person. There is such a thing called love.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/capricorn.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2084" title="Swinger Horoscope - Capricorn" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/capricorn-150x150.jpg" alt="Swinger Horoscope - Capricorn" width="150" height="150" /></a>CAPRICORN</strong> Capricorn is fascinated with the fiery passion within their partner and there is potential for a lasting love here. Hard work and discipline will ultimately play an important role in bonding them to each other. Hidden agendas and manipulation do not exist in the land of Capricorn. Keep jealousy and games out of the picture or lose Capricorn forever. Capricorn gets better with age and is very much attracted to a prestigious lifestyle.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/aquarius.jpg"><img class="alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-2085" title="Swinger Horoscope - Aquarius" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/aquarius-150x150.jpg" alt="Swinger Horoscope - Aquarius" width="150" height="150" /></a>AQUAUARIUS</strong> This can be a very challenging and exciting relationship. The partner and Aquarius are an interesting combination of passion, friendship and sexuality. There will never be dull moments when these two are together and they will experience many memorable moments with their friends and family close by. Social groups and events will keep the relationship stimulating. Both need independence and share similar creative abilities.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pisces.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-2086" title="Swinger Horoscope - Pisces" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/pisces-150x150.jpg" alt="Swinger Horoscope - Pisces" width="150" height="150" /></a>PISCES</strong> Pisces are sensitive, theatrical and sensual. Their partners see fun and fantasy in Pisces. There is chemistry and sexual attraction that may initially start out as a friendship, but could progress to romance over time as long as both are single. These two will entertain and share a powerful effect in public together. Their partners’ initiative combined with Pisces talent is the perfect component for public applause. Partners may get irritated with Pisces go with the flow approach to money and love. Partners may need immediate gratification in sexual matters while Pisces will wait patiently for the right person. Partners could get bogged down in heavy emotions and may want to flee via the nearest exit. Arguments relating to home, family and money will arise over time. For this to work both should have outside interests and not spend too much quality time together.</p>
<p>I hope you have enjoyed the swinger horoscope and wish you all a safe and happy 2013.  To view more great lifestyle articles visit <a title="Swingers Magazine " href="http://www.lifestylemagazine.com/" target="_blank">LifeStyle Magazine</a>.</p>
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		<title>December 21, 2012 Doomsday Swingers Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So December 21, 2012 is coming up, want go out with a bang? For those that have been living under a rock, Mayan legend claims that the world may end on that date or may be just the end of &#8230; <a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/december-21-2012-doomsday-swingers-party/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_2042" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 266px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2042" title="Swing Offbeat - December 21, 2012 Doomsday Swingers Party" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Milky-Way-256x300.jpg" alt="Swing Offbeat - December 21, 2012 Doomsday Swingers Party" width="256" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Milky Way</p></div>
<p>So December 21,  2012 is coming up, want go out with a bang? For those that have been living under a rock, Mayan legend claims that the world may end on that date or may be just the end of the calendar of the Maya. Some speculate that something spiritual will happen, some say aliens will come down and rejoice with all. Remember the recent blog on <a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/alien-sex-a-swingers-take/">alien sex</a> and alien swingers ?The most fascinating of all of the so called predictions is that the Milky Way will align with our sun and suppose to see a beautiful sight in the sky.</p>
<p>December 21, 2012 may or may not be doomsday but apparently at least 25 million people think that there won&#8217;t be a Christmas this year because of the Mayan apocalypse.So far Russia attempted to stop end of the world panic along with NASA here in the US.Even in France, officials ban access to a mountain in which believers of the apocalypse claim to be a safe haven.</p>
<p>I personally believe that swingers will go on, in some form no matter what. Swingers are the future, swingers are the past. If you don’t believe me, make sure to read my blogs called:</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/the-history-of-swinging-part-1/">The History Of Swinging Part 1</a></strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/the-history-of-swinging-part-2/">The History Of Swinging Part 2</a></strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/the-history-of-swinging-part-3/">The History Of Swinging Part 3</a></strong></p>
<p>I have compiled a great end of the world scenario that a swinger may encounter if they are having fun at a party, home alone or at a club. In no random order I have Mike Hatcher’s 5 ways the world may end for a swinger.</p>
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<p><strong>5 Ways The World May End For Swingers</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_2043" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2043" title="Swing Offbeat - December 21, 2012 Doomsday Swingers Party" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Swingers-Fire-300x111.jpg" alt="Swing Offbeat - December 21, 2012 Doomsday Swingers Party" width="300" height="111" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Swingers Fire</p></div>
<p>#1 You and your partner could be in a full swap scenario, and rights as you are about to orgasm, the earth is incinerated in a ball of fire. Talk about offing someone before they get off, I have heard of <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coitus_interruptus">Coitus interruptus</a> </strong>in the extreme, but this takes the cake.</p>
<p>#2 You have lost all the weight that you and your partner have been working on to get the toned bodies and show off. Right as you are about to expose your killer bodies, you are struck by a comet, never revealing your bodies to anyone.</p>
<p>#3 You may have had issues with <a href="http://www.stamizyn.com/">male enhancement</a> and maybe working on a rock hard erection, and right as you are proud to show it off to a hot wife….BAM you are frozen solid and the earth experiences another ice age. At least now you are stiff and got what you wanted.</p>
<div id="attachment_2044" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2044" title="Swing Offbeat - December 21, 2012 Doomsday Swingers Party" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Swing-Vibrator-300x119.jpg" alt="Swing Offbeat - December 21, 2012 Doomsday Swingers Party" width="300" height="119" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Swing Vibrator(not legal in Alabama)</p></div>
<p>#2 You and your partner just purchased the Maximum Pleasure Vibe 2000, a 36 inch long vibrator attached to a car battery wrapped up in a sex machine. Both of you are into it when all of a sudden, the Earths magnetic field is reversed and electric sockets short circuit………..you both are electrocuted. You always wanted a shocking experience; well this was the final shock of your life.</p>
<p>#1 You and your partner are at a swingers party in an orgy and have generously donated most of your money to the <a href="http://www.examiner.com/user-mikehatcher">Mike Hatcher</a> Foundation, a foundation for swingers. December 21, 2012 comes and goes, (you come and go too) Life goes on, and Mike Hatcher is happy for the donations he has received.</p>
<div id="attachment_2045" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 207px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2045" title="Swing Offbeat - December 21, 2012 Doomsday Swingers Party" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Mike-Hatcher-Thanks-Swingers-197x300.jpg" alt="Swing Offbeat - December 21, 2012 Doomsday Swingers Party" width="197" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Mike Hatcher Thanks Swingers</p></div>
<p>I have a great plan, I am holding an end of the world <a href="http://www.swinglifestyle.com/swinger/party/">swingers party</a> and will be asking for donations of 50% of your life savings, you know since you won’t need it. Honestly, if the world doesn’t end, look at the bright side with the money you have given Mike Hatcher, better you than me!</p>
<p>On a serious note, don’t worry because when it is your time, it is your time, don’t waste time worrying about death, when you should be celebrating life. Be good to yourself and friends and family and have a safe and happy New Year!</p>
<p>P.S. Give me a dollar!</p>
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		<title>Ridiculous Swinger Website Advertisements</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought I would take the time out to review two of my pet peeves which is ridiculous swinger ads by websites and by users on the sites. The first issue I will address is the advertising of these sites. &#8230; <a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/ridiculous-swinger-website-advertisements/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought I would take the time out to review two of my pet peeves which is ridiculous <a href="http://www.swinglifestyle.com">swinger </a>ads by websites and by users on the sites.</p>
<div id="attachment_2030" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2030" title="Swingers Guide - Ridiculous Swinger Website Advertisements" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Fake-Swingers-Websites-300x240.jpg" alt="Swingers Guide - Ridiculous Swinger Website Advertisements" width="300" height="240" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Fake Swingers Websites</p></div>
<p>The first issue I will address is the advertising of these sites. First I would like to point out that SwingLifeStyle is the largest swinger site hands down. I was surfing the net the other day and come across an ad that had me laughing in hysterics. It looked like a cheesy comic book strip alerting me that my wife my be on this site. Seriously how many people fall for this? I know SwingLifeStyle is, what you see is what you get, probably because it was created by swingers.</p>
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<p>Ads like this are funny, they target your computer’s address and keep popping up, well not so funny. I know SLS does not do this kind of marketing.</p>
<div id="attachment_2031" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 189px"><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Mike-Hatcher.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2031" title="Swingers Guide - Ridiculous Swinger Website Advertisements" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Mike-Hatcher-179x300.jpg" alt="Swingers Guide - Ridiculous Swinger Website Advertisements" width="179" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Mike Hatcher ?</p></div>
<p>Other advertisements pop up of video of cam girls, this is so annoying and I can not stand this. You will be looking around and all of a sudden………here come the cam girls. The problem with this is the fact that sites that do this want the SINGLE male, and sites want to target them as paid members. Real swinger sites are not after the single male, they should want the couples.</p>
<p>Now next up and I promise I will keep this short, my next pet peeve is couples that post pictures of themselves from 1969 or post a fake picture of someone else’s body part to try and pass off as their own. Unfortunately this will happen, as human nature is deceptive and people want to appeal to everyone. I am a rare breed though, what you see is what you get, no smoke or mirrors, just a type “A” personality, witty, charming attractive…….no ego by the way, people say I look like Colin Farrel, maybe I should upload one to my profile??</p>
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		<title>Alien Sex &amp; A Swingers Take</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 20:55:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have been following the crazy swinger blogs of Mike Hatcher, then you know about my cousin and his episode with the cat from: Swingers Generation X and his mis adventures, yes it’s a joke. Anyway, I was over &#8230; <a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/alien-sex-a-swingers-take/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you have been following the crazy swinger blogs of Mike Hatcher, then you know about my cousin and his episode with the cat from: <a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/swingers-generation-x/">Swingers Generation X</a> and his mis adventures, yes it’s a joke.</p>
<p>Anyway, I was over at his place and he was telling me how he and his wife would love to be the first people to swing with an alien couple. This was pretty funny coming from a guy who is about as sharp as a marble. He was drinking and really getting in to how cool it would be to be with an alien and watch while his wife had a great time. I informed him that if an alien landed on Earth and saw humans, they would immediately leave and report no intelligent life forms were found.</p>
<p>He went on to show me pictures of naked women with alien greys, I was biting my lip trying not to laugh, but hey, people have different fetishes. My neighbor in Oregon liked his wife to dress up as an anime cartoon chick while he would um……you get the picture. Yes they would have sex while watching hentai and one time wanted me to dress up like a character from Akira, but that is another blog in itself.</p>
<p>Anyways my cousin was so the alien sex fantasy that he actually planned out step by step rules for swinging with a single male alien.  I thought was pretty cool, because newbies in the lifestyle need to prepare rules for each other. So here are his step by step rules for alien swinging which I downloaded from his laptop and I hope you enjoy these pics as much as he does. I only included three in this blog because 15 were NSFW and some had to be edited.</p>
<div id="attachment_2021" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2021" title="Swing Offbeat - Alien Sex &#038; A Swingers Take" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/alien-swingers-4-300x210.jpg" alt="Swing Offbeat - Alien Sex &#038; A Swingers Take" width="300" height="210" /><p class="wp-caption-text">alien swingers 4</p></div>
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<p>Rule #1 Always make sure that the guest (alien swinger) is comfortable, offer him a drink, make sure he is relaxed and ready to be filmed at all costs.</p>
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<p>Rule # 2 If the alien male wants to spoon, It is OK with the wife as long as it is videoed and he does not get vaporized and or not longer downstairs no longer than 15 inches. (hey its my cousins rules)</p>
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<div id="attachment_2023" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-2023" title="Swing Offbeat - Alien Sex &#038; A Swingers Take" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/alien-swingers-child-300x234.jpg" alt="Swing Offbeat - Alien Sex &#038; A Swingers Take" width="300" height="234" /><p class="wp-caption-text">alien child</p></div>
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<p>Rule # 3 The alien must not have the attitude of “ I hope your couch pulls out because I don’t” My cousin stressed that protection is a must and even included what the alien child may look like with his wife.</p>
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<p>In closing my cousin is different and I am open to all people of all fetishes, and who knows what swinging in the future might lead to. In the past it was taboo to be with a same sex person, or person of another race. Well those taboo’s are not so taboo anymore, maybe one day someone will have sex with someone that is intelligent, it just won’t be on Earth.</p>
<p>Since we don&#8217;t know the staying power of Aliens,  I would recommend Libidra for <a href="http://www.libidra.com">female libido</a> to make the women horny and aggressively obtain multiple orgasms. The magic number appears to be 3 pills in the morning upon awakening and 3 in the afternoon.</p>
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<div id="attachment_2038" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 666px"><a href="http://www.libidra.com"><img class="size-full wp-image-2038" title="Swing Offbeat - Alien Sex &#038; A Swingers Take" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Female-Libido-Boost.jpg" alt="Swing Offbeat - Alien Sex &#038; A Swingers Take" width="656" height="402" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Female Libido Boost</p></div>
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		<title>Thanksgiving Swingers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2012 20:24:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s that time of the year again and the time to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. But beyond that I thought I would take time to write a serious blog instead of the one I wrote last year, What Do &#8230; <a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/thanksgiving-swingers/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/thanksgiving-swingers.png"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-2018" title="Thanksgiving Swingers" src="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/thanksgiving-swingers-300x197.png" alt="Thanksgiving Swingers" width="300" height="197" /></a>It’s that time of the year again and the time to wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving. But beyond that I thought I would take time to write a serious blog instead of the one I wrote last year, <a title="What Do Thanksgiving &amp; Swinger Wives Have In Common?" href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/what-do-thanksgiving-swinger-wives-have-in-common/">What Do Thanksgiving &amp; Swinger Wives Have In Common?</a>, which I admit was funny.</p>
<p>I want to take the time to let all the swingers out there know to be careful on Thanksgiving. If you live up north, the roads tend to be icy so please be careful. This time of the year the accidents are high and several arrests are made for DUI/DWI so please be responsible.</p>
<p>Thanksgiving is not just about family it is also about friends. Too often we forget that Thanksgiving started between the pilgrims and Native Americans. It was about friendship, but I guess you can say they came together as a big family. To get technical the First Thanksgiving was celebrated by the pilgrims after their first harvest in the New World which was 1621, and no I don’t think anyone was swinging…..at least I think not?</p>
<p>Anyway, the first Thanksgiving lasted three days and had 53 pilgrims and 90 Native Americans. Some people forget what it is like to be thankful for the little they have, whether a boss helps you out, a friend comes to your aid or an ordinary stranger just says “here”! I know several swingers and they throw a major feast for family and friends, and I know several give plenty this time of year. It doesn’t matter which religion you are, or what your beliefs are, in the end, we are all human and everyone deserves a better life, and a little appreciation from time to time.</p>
<p>This is Mike Hatcher wishing you all a Happy Thanksgiving, be safe and be good to each other!!</p>
<p>For those that want to have a pre or post thanksgiving swinging event you can check out your local get together here: <a title="Swingers Party " href="http://www.swinglifestyle.com/swinger/party/" target="_blank">Swingers Party</a></p>
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		<title>Swingers Humor Orgazmo And Porky’s</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2012 21:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mike Hatcher has a sense of humor as you know, and I will be reviewing my personal favorite funny movies………. you may want to watch them. The first is called Orgazmo and it is a must watch. The reason I &#8230; <a href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/swingers-humor-orgazmo-and-porkys/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mike Hatcher has a sense of humor as you know, and I will be reviewing my personal favorite funny movies………. you may want to watch them. The first is called Orgazmo and it is a must watch.</p>
<p>The reason I am bringing this up in a swingers blog is the fact that several swingers will recognize a Cameo from porn legends such as Ron Jeremy, Juli Ashton, Jill Kelly, Serenity Wilde, Shayla LaVeaux, Chasey Lain, Jeanna Fine, Meilissa Hill, Jacklyn Lick and Christi Lake.</p>
<p>From the creators of Southpark, this is the story of a Mormon who knocks door to door to spread his faith and ends up knocking on a porn shoot. After ending up being the lead role as Orgazmo, he eventually becomes a real superhero with the power to give orgasms with his Orgazmorator gun.</p>
<p>If you are a fan of Southpark, BASEketball or Trey Parker and Matt Stone then you must watch this Action Adventure Porno.</p>
<p>Enjoy the Trailer.</p>
<p><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5NAtt1bhzN4?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></p>
<p><strong>Next Up Is Porky’s </strong></p>
<p>If you haven’t watched this movie you have been living under a rock. This is appropriate for a swingers blog because of the sexual innuendo’s in it.</p>
<p>There are a couple classic funny scenes such as when all the boys think they are going to get laid, and are chased out by a man wielding a blade. This of course was a stunt set up by their friends. Good ole Pee Wee ends up running down the road naked. And if anyone has a crush on Kim Cattrall like I do the romantic moans of her having sex as Lassie are classic.</p>
<p>My personal favorite sce has to be when the boys are watching the girls in the shower. There is a hole in the shower so one boy sticks his tool through the hole and a teacher almost breaks his tool off.</p>
<p>Without giving away too much of this classic here is the trailer.</p>
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<p>For more Mike Hatcher movies check out: <a title="New Ghostbusters Trailer" href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/new-ghostbusters-trailer/">New Ghostbusters Trailer</a> and <a title="Avengers Assemble: Swingers " href="http://blog.swinglifestyle.com/avengers-assemble-swingers/">Avengers Assemble: Swingers</a></p>
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