December 21, 2012 Doomsday Swingers Party
So December 21, 2012 is coming up, want go out with a bang? For those that have been living under a rock, Mayan legend claims that the world may end on that date or may be just the end of the calendar of the Maya. Some speculate that something spiritual will happen, some say aliens will come down and rejoice with all. Remember the recent blog on alien sex and alien swingers ?The most fascinating of all of the so called predictions is that the Milky Way will align with our sun and suppose to see a beautiful sight in the sky.
December 21, 2012 may or may not be doomsday but apparently at least 25 million people think that there won’t be a Christmas this year because of the Mayan apocalypse.So far Russia attempted to stop end of the world panic along with NASA here in the US.Even in France, officials ban access to a mountain in which believers of the apocalypse claim to be a safe haven.
I personally believe that swingers will go on, in some form no matter what. Swingers are the future, swingers are the past. If you don’t believe me, make sure to read my blogs called:
I have compiled a great end of the world scenario that a swinger may encounter if they are having fun at a party, home alone or at a club. In no random order I have Mike Hatcher’s 5 ways the world may end for a swinger.
5 Ways The World May End For Swingers
#1 You and your partner could be in a full swap scenario, and rights as you are about to orgasm, the earth is incinerated in a ball of fire. Talk about offing someone before they get off, I have heard of Coitus interruptus in the extreme, but this takes the cake.
#2 You have lost all the weight that you and your partner have been working on to get the toned bodies and show off. Right as you are about to expose your killer bodies, you are struck by a comet, never revealing your bodies to anyone.
#3 You may have had issues with male enhancement and maybe working on a rock hard erection, and right as you are proud to show it off to a hot wife….BAM you are frozen solid and the earth experiences another ice age. At least now you are stiff and got what you wanted.
#2 You and your partner just purchased the Maximum Pleasure Vibe 2000, a 36 inch long vibrator attached to a car battery wrapped up in a sex machine. Both of you are into it when all of a sudden, the Earths magnetic field is reversed and electric sockets short circuit………..you both are electrocuted. You always wanted a shocking experience; well this was the final shock of your life.
#1 You and your partner are at a swingers party in an orgy and have generously donated most of your money to the Mike Hatcher Foundation, a foundation for swingers. December 21, 2012 comes and goes, (you come and go too) Life goes on, and Mike Hatcher is happy for the donations he has received.
I have a great plan, I am holding an end of the world swingers party and will be asking for donations of 50% of your life savings, you know since you won’t need it. Honestly, if the world doesn’t end, look at the bright side with the money you have given Mike Hatcher, better you than me!
On a serious note, don’t worry because when it is your time, it is your time, don’t waste time worrying about death, when you should be celebrating life. Be good to yourself and friends and family and have a safe and happy New Year!
P.S. Give me a dollar!
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