Category Archives: Swinging Humor

SwingLifestyle’s swingers blog provides a little swinging humor for all swingers and swinging couples in the lifestyle.

Swingers Humor Orgazmo And Porky’s

Posted on November 8, 2012 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

Mike Hatcher has a sense of humor as you know, and I will be reviewing my personal favorite funny movies………. you may want to watch them. The first is called Orgazmo and it is a must watch. The reason I … Continue reading →

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Superman Gets Wonder Woman

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

It seems like Hollywood is doing reboot after reboot, and makes sense that DC comics would do the same.  A lot of my loyal readers are wondering what does this have to do with swinging, well I did articles on … Continue reading →

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Avengers Assemble: Swingers

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

I admit I watched the Avengers two times at the movies, I was skeptical at first with the hype, but walked away from the movie very pleased. I have not watched a movie this good for years.  I came from … Continue reading →

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Sex Food Names: A Swingers Take

Posted on February 15, 2012 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

Is it just me or do I see a dirty side to food when I go to the grocery store? There is more pornographic material in your local grocery store than at a brothel in Bangkok. When I was younger … Continue reading →

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Siri Hates Swingers

Posted on November 29, 2011 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

According to tech.fortune.cnn, Tellme by Microsoft  blasts “Swingers swap sex partners in prudish Singapore”.  Tellme is a voice operating system for a windows phone 7 system, like the Siri voice operating system is for the iphone. If you watch the … Continue reading →

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What Do Thanksgiving & Swinger Wives Have In Common?

Posted on November 21, 2011 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

So, what do swinger wives and Thanksgiving have in common? Well they both liked to get stuffed like a turkey. I always get sentimental on the holidays, thankful for you, I have my dirty take on it. When I think … Continue reading →

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Star Wars For Swingers

Posted on September 29, 2011 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

Finally a movie you can watch at your swinger party and hopefully your favorite swinger club will have this movie playing on the wall. STAR WARS XXX: A PORN PARODY is coming. I can not wait until this is released, … Continue reading →

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Woman Arrested For Masturbating And Driving

Posted on September 14, 2011 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

I don’t know if this is multi-tasking or if she is a left handed masturbater, but if she broke her left hand, how is her sex life….”It’s all right” lol. Seriously, in Cincinnati Ohio, Coloandra Hamilton, has been arrested for … Continue reading →

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City Gains Sex Traffic Lights

Posted on September 8, 2011 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

Now several readers wrote in to good ole Hatcher and ask “do you pull $%hit out of you’re a$$?” the answer to this is no. Just when you thought it could not get any more weird in the world a … Continue reading →

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Single Swinger Men: Why they Ask ?

Posted on August 12, 2011 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

I have still got a lot of responses from several single males wanting to know why they can not attend a swinger party and why some clubs may not let them in. I have also got a lot of hate … Continue reading →

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Strange Sex World Records

Posted on June 14, 2011 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

OK fellow readers, I have been thinking how many crazy sex acts are out there and how many could I write about. Although i know most of these answers by heart, I felt I would share some of the love … Continue reading →

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New Ghostbusters Trailer

Posted on June 6, 2011 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

Seems Mike Hatcher has been on top of some ladies lately I mean on top of things. I have obtained the New Ghostbusters Trailer and it looks great. Now without further waiting check out this great video I got my … Continue reading →

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Think Outside The Box

Posted on June 1, 2011 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

This next one is called “Think Outside The Box” as in the woman’s box. In this article I will go over GREAT pick up lines you can use at your favorite swinger club. These can also be used in a … Continue reading →

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Is Lady GAGA A Swinger? Or Born This Way?

Posted on May 25, 2011 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

I had to write about Lady GAGA, first up she is hot and I would like to do things to her that she only sings about. Is she a swinger? Well, have you heard her new song, Born This Way? … Continue reading →

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Swingers Media Part 3: Is Rose McGowan A Swinger?

Posted on April 27, 2011 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

If you are not aware of the recent Law & Order, Rose McGowan plays an undercover swinger. The recent episode shows once again how mainstream audiences are interested in the SwingLifeStyle. Honestly I think that police procedural dramas wanted to … Continue reading →

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Swingers Media Part 2: Jack In The Box Swingers?

Posted on April 26, 2011 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

Swingers Sandwich? Are we talking about food? Over the past few years, Swingers have been more mainstream and more accepted in the general public. Jack In The Box is the first fast food chain to deliver a hilarious commercial geared … Continue reading →

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Swingers Media Part 1: All In The Family Or Archie Bunker Swingers

Posted on April 25, 2011 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

If you are too young to remember or just plain don’t know about All In The Family, this show tested every boundary on television. All In The family discussed taboos on T.V. such as swingers, racism, homosexuality even women’s liberation, … Continue reading →

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Are Batman And Robin Gay? Or Bisexual?

Posted on April 20, 2011 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

Honestly if he is a caped, or should I say closet crusader, by all means come out, we’re behind you on this one. I mean think about it, Batman lives with Robin, two men living together in a mansion, wearing … Continue reading →

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Swingers Salute William Moulton Marston For Bondage And Wonder Woman

Posted on April 19, 2011 by Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

For non swingers that don’t know this, Wonder Woman was created by a trained psychologist by the name of William Moulton Marston. For people in the BDSM lifestyle, you probably know what I am about to tell you. William Moulton … Continue reading →

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