Author Archives: Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

About Mike Hatcher, Top Swinger

Mike Hatcher, has been in the lifestyle for many years as an active swinger. Mike writes swinger articles for Swinglifestyle and personal site opinions on the lifestyle. Mike Hatcher is a humanist and enjoys helping others.

Siri Hates Swingers

According to tech.fortune.cnn, Tellme by Microsoft  blasts “Swingers swap sex partners in prudish Singapore”.  Tellme is a voice operating system for a windows phone 7 system, like the Siri voice operating system is for the iphone. If you watch the … Continue reading

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Swinger Culture

I hate reading all these blogs or swinger related material on the net called “swinger etiquette“. That term was coined popular by LifeStyle Magazine, and the word is so 2000. The new term, is swinger culture. I have decided to … Continue reading

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What Do Thanksgiving & Swinger Wives Have In Common?

So, what do swinger wives and Thanksgiving have in common? Well they both liked to get stuffed like a turkey. I always get sentimental on the holidays, thankful for you, I have my dirty take on it. When I think … Continue reading

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Viagra Murders Blamed On Caterpillars

Strange yes, True? You bet, listen to this, in Nepal there were recently 19 villagers convicted of murder of a group of farmers in a fight over a prized aphrodisiac plant in which people call it the “Himalayan Viagra”. The … Continue reading

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Cool Online Swinger Magazine

I had to write this post because I found out the other day that this cool swinger magazine can be viewed online. I get the hard copy (no pun intended) delivered. I still like having it delivered, but hey that’s … Continue reading

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Cuckold Vs Swinging

Several readers have written in and asked me if there is a difference between swinging and being a cuckold. The answer is a definite yes. To understand a cuckold relationship or lifestyle you must first understand what a cuckold is. … Continue reading

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Maine Swingers Halted By Officials

In Sanford, Maine, local police officers observed people naked and engaging in a variety of sex acts. Guess what the police and city official did to these consenting adults……… Let me point out, that this news is ridiculous, the couples … Continue reading

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Airport Security Finds Vibrator And Makes It Known

  Imagine waiting in line to your plane thinking everything is going to be OK. You get to your room, only to find a note written on the back of a TSA notice. Jill Filipovic, arrived at her room in … Continue reading

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Swingers Salute Barbie Creator

Ever been on a swingers dating site and read “Ken and Barbie”? I am a fan of Barbie, and never knew why. My mother and Aunt would always collect Barbie dolls, they have quite the collection. I always wanted to … Continue reading

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New York Swingers Benefits

Do New York Swingers have more fun? Several people are asking this and if there are more swinger clubs in New York. Well for starters, I couldn’t count all of New York’s Swinger clubs, but I counted around 400. So … Continue reading

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Florida Swingers Party Locations

For those of you that will be visiting Florida this year, and are swingers, I have put together Florida swinger parties for your enjoyment. As the weather turns, snowbirds from the north fly down to Florida for some fun in … Continue reading

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Swingers Celebrate World Anal Gang Bang Anniversary

Ah world records, can you believe it has already been 7 years since the world anal gang bang record was broken? What’s more unbelievable, is no one has been able to beat it as of yet. I have been to … Continue reading

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Animals That Are Swingers

As time progresses we fellow swingers hear time and time again that what we believe in, practice and preach is all wrong from at least someone. These people that tell us this are the same ones that think it is … Continue reading

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Star Wars For Swingers

Finally a movie you can watch at your swinger party and hopefully your favorite swinger club will have this movie playing on the wall. STAR WARS XXX: A PORN PARODY is coming. I can not wait until this is released, … Continue reading

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Words That Use To Mean Something Else

I remember the days when you could say pretty much anything without being politically correct, racist, or religious. But anyway, remember not so long ago when certain words had different but non offensive meanings ? Wife swappers have transitioned over … Continue reading

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Shocking Bisexual Survey

It may come as no surprise that bisexuality has been increasing among women for the past decade. The Center for Disease Control, (CDC) while conducting surveys found that 4% of women had bisexual experiences in 2002. A government survey of … Continue reading

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Man Raped By Woman For 3 Days

Yes It‘s true, you do not want to mess with Russian women. In Russia, Viktor Jasinski tried to rob a hair salon and Olga Zajac, age 28, a black belt in Karate kicked him, rendering him unconscious. When awoke, Viktor … Continue reading

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Woman Arrested For Masturbating And Driving

I don’t know if this is multi-tasking or if she is a left handed masturbater, but if she broke her left hand, how is her sex life….”It’s all right” lol. Seriously, in Cincinnati Ohio, Coloandra Hamilton, has been arrested for … Continue reading

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Bisexual Stories, A Mans First Time.

If you have not read any bisexual stories on SwingLifeStyle you are letting some of the best things in life pass you BI. SwingLifeStyle has thousands of sex stories, but I am talking about Bisexual stories. It seems the trend … Continue reading

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Man Arrested For Molesting Vending Machine

Florida Swingers and club owners be advised, do not leave your vending machines unattended. This may be why single males are looked down upon in Florida. Before I get in to this blog post, let me just reiterate that I … Continue reading

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City Gains Sex Traffic Lights

Now several readers wrote in to good ole Hatcher and ask “do you pull $%hit out of you’re a$$?” the answer to this is no. Just when you thought it could not get any more weird in the world a … Continue reading

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Man Sued 10,000 For Lack Of Sex

A Frenchman by the name of Jean –Louis B. has been ruled by a judge that he is solely at fault for lack of sex over 21 years of marriage. The Frenchman was also ordered to pay 10,000 euros for … Continue reading

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SwingLifeStyle Launches New Video Chat

So, as if the biggest and best swingers site couldn’t get any better……………It has. Once again SwingLifeStyle is on the cutting edge of lifestyle entertainment. We have added a new video chat, that will allow you to invite friends to … Continue reading

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What To Expect At A Swingers Resort

How many times have you thought……hmm I wonder what its like at a swingers resort? For some that have participated already know the answer, for others let me give you a break down. For starters you do not have to … Continue reading

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Sex Throughout History

It was before the bible, a religion that spawned all religions on earth, the Sumerian’s. About 5500 years ago sex was highly looked upon by priests and priestesses (much like today’s clergy just open about it) and would offer it … Continue reading

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Swingers In The News

Discovery Green Lights “Swinger Wives” Swingers are becoming more in the mainstream as TLC will soon premiere “Swinger wives”. Discovery Networks will be airing a pilot in an in depth look at American couples, that live double lives as swingers. … Continue reading

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LifeStyle Magazine Is Back

For those that remember the popular swinger magazine, you will be overjoyed to learn that the magazine is going back in print. Whats more you ask? This magazine is absolutely free and will be mailed to you in a discreet … Continue reading

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Single Swinger Men: Why they Ask ?

I have still got a lot of responses from several single males wanting to know why they can not attend a swinger party and why some clubs may not let them in. I have also got a lot of hate … Continue reading

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Swinger Fashion

Recently I was searching the internet for some interesting fashion and costumes. I came across this site called Dawnamtrix Designs. Me and the wife are in to the Asian attire, so this was right up our alley. If you are … Continue reading

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Swinger Vacation Brilliance of the Seas – April 13 – 20, 2013

If you have ever been on a swinger cruise or a swinger vacation before you do not want to miss out on this fun filled spectacular get-a-way. This is going to be a blast, with 2100 people on one of … Continue reading

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SLS Announces 10th Anniversary Party

SLS 10th Anniversary Celebration Weekend & Resort Take-Over! September 23 – 25, 2011 ***PLEASE NOTE THAT IN ORDER TO PARTICIPATE IN ANY OF THE SLS ACTIVITIES & AFTER PARTIES, YOU MUST BE BOOKED THRU SLS TOPLESS TRAVEL ON THIS PAYMENT … Continue reading

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International Swingers Day Is Coming

In case you have been living under a rock, International Swingers Day is coming up. This is the time of year to spread the joy and spread some legs. Each year International Swingers Day picks a day in August for … Continue reading

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Swingers Vs Cheaters

Swinging And Cheating, Is There a Difference ? Swingers have a much higher success rate as it relates to marriage, than those who are not part of the lifestyle. If you and your partner are open with each other and … Continue reading

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Naughty in N’awlins

If you missed the last swinger convention “Naughty in N’awlins”, then you are letting some of the best times in your life pass you by. Swinglifestyle was there to take footage of the event. This event is a swinger convention … Continue reading

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How To Spot A Swinger

People have written in to good ole “Mike Hatcher”, asking me “Hey Mike is there a way to spot or identify a swinger? The answer is a yes. Believe it or not there is jewelry worn in certain locations that … Continue reading

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