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Airport Security Finds Vibrator And Makes It Known

Jill Filipovic

 

Swinger News - Airport Security Finds Vibrator And Makes It Known
Bullet Vibe

Imagine waiting in line to your plane thinking everything is going to be OK. You get to your room, only to find a note written on the back of a TSA notice. Jill Filipovic, arrived at her room in Dublin and started to unpack her suitcase and found a note from TSA.

The note said “Get Your Freak On Girl”. The item was a basic $15 bullet vibe, pretty much a basic toy if you can imagine that.

An alert Transportation Security Administration screener at New Jersey’s Newark Airport, apparently discovered a sex toy and decided to write on the package of and slap a TSA sticker on it. This is just inappropriate, and I do not agree with this. Although it may be humorous to some, at first read, the nation had to go through a lot on 9-11 and security is in place and should be professional.

Swinger News - Airport Security Finds Vibrator And Makes It Known
Actual TSA Note (Courtesy Fox News)

Apparently the woman laughed when she read the note, however afterward she felt the same way I did upon reading this article. This woman is attractive and I like her style, but of course she is a Seattle native just like good ole Hatcher.

Jill Filipovic is a blogger and wrote this” She wrote that she suspects “whoever left the note felt comfortable doing so, (I also suspect that they believed most women would be embarrassed to be “caught” with personal items and wouldn’t file a complaint),” she wrote in the email. “That is certainly cause for concern.”
I agree with her, and this brings me to the next point, I know a lot of the readers are swingers and open minded, but hear me out. I know a couple that they bring a FULL luggage of toys, I mean whips, chains vibrators dildos, I mean hell they probably have the kitchen sink if truth be known.

Swinger News - Airport Security Finds Vibrator And Makes It Known
Jill Filipovic

The next time you travel on a plane, you may want to LEAVE your sex toys at home and possibly buy one at your destination if you need one. People use to be professional, I mean before I could write my opinions on my screwed up head, I had to pass a test. SwingLifeStyle likes to make sure a contributing writer can pass rigorous tests. Before I could write I had to prove I could BLOW away the competition, and work hard under pressure. Below is a reenactment of my blog test that SLS conducted. I resemble Hugh Jackman, only with dark hair and a thin goatee….I had to blog while uhhhh……….watch.  …….

OK maybe it didn’t happen quite like that but it was pretty close…Swingers
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