Honestly I am not making this up, Jonah Falcon, as if you don’t know who he is let me break it down for you. Jonah Falcon is the man with the largest penis in the world, it is 9.5 when flaccid and 13+ when hard.

Jonah Falcon, like many other Americans decided to take a flight, across the land of the free and the home of the brave.  In San Francisco Jonah was questioned about an unusually large bulge in his pants as he was departing.

He was stopped by TSA agents and questioned; apparently they wanted to know if he had something in his pockets, or some sort of growth. If it was me at this point I would say , well its not growing now but if you frisk me the right way I will salute you with a hard on.

Jonah claimed the agents patted him down but didn’t frisk his genitals too roughly. Jonah claims he was delayed about 5 minutes and found the delay quite amusing

Falcon, whose penis measures 9 1/2 inches while flaccid and 13 1/2 inches when erect, said he was only delayed about 5 minutes and the incident was mostly amusing. This guy doesn’t need penis enlargement but I feel for the guy.

I think it was harder on the TSA agents than it was on Falcon. This was not the first time TSA agents have acted inappropriately view this blog on TSA Agents Find Vibrator And Make It Known.

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