Happy Swinging Holidays

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Swingers Guide - Happy Swinging Holidays


I would like to take this time to tell everyone to have a safe and Happy Swinging Holiday Season. To all, Christmas (Christian, Roman Catholic, International) 5 – Ashura (Islamic, Muslim), St. Nicholas Day (International), Bodhi Day – Buddha’s Enlightenment (Buddhist), Hanukkah* (Jewish), Virgin of Guadalupe (Mexico), Santa Lucia Day (Sweden), Las Posadas (Mexico), Boxing Day (Canada, United Kingdom) and Kwanzaa (African-American) Hopefully I fit everyone in there.

Mike has some great holiday tips, that all holidays can take pride in. For instance, this Holiday Season, get some mistletoe, and hang it around, you may get a free kiss, a great holiday tradition. Personally around the holidays I am very generous…………so generous in fact, it is the time of year I get the most blow jobs. –Tis the season…… Jingle all the way and play with my sleigh bells!

Swingers Guide - Happy Swinging Holidays

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I always wear my belt buckle made of mistletoe to receive the gift that keeps on giving, or until something sweet is deposited, whichever comes first. But seriously, this time of year can ring in some pretty cool swinger parties. Ladies can dress up like Mrs. Claus, and have a gang bang elf party. Serve up some of….

Mike Hatcher’s Egg Nog:
2 oz light rum
6 oz milk
1 tsp powdered sugar
1 whole egg

Shake all ingredients (except nutmeg) with ice and strain into a Collins glass. Sprinkle nutmeg on top and serve. Tastes Great!

Swingers Guide - Happy Swinging Holidays

Mike Hatcher Last Holiday

Make sure to play it safe this season, remember, New Years there are a lot of casualties, so please take that into consideration. Don’t drink and drive, and play it safe. Have Fun All.

Make sure to give your keys to someone if you have had too much to drink and just try and be responsible and know your limits. If you are throwing a swinger party, you may want to collect keys from everyone. Be a responsible host, because sometimes, a person may get hurt. This is the season to be nice to everyone, so lets ring in the New Year, by being safe.

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